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External Link/Members OnlyYikes where do i start, Saw this girl the other day....it was very late around midnight i just had a couple pints with an old friend and had the urge to spurt before getting home, after loading up AW on the old telephone this girl still had "available now", so i thought what the hell and called it and booked an appointment and said id get there in 20mins.
Call: 2 call system
Location: Easy to find (i been to this place twice before) its roughly a 10min walk from morden station and it a row of flats behind some shops. Very safe in my opinion.
Girl: looks acceptable for a last min pop in her photos, but in reality theyre incredibly flattering her teeth are horrible, face is just alot worse in person, her body is awful, not "acceptable" as the photos suggested, she didnt smell freshly showered and her hair and tits smelt of ciggerattes. Although she seemed friendly enough.
After paying we got undressed, now this is the point where i just wanted to get the hell out or throw up, in no way did she resemble her flattering photos, her arse was like a shriveled up apple :-/ (the photos give it a touch of shape, curve), her belly was massive and breasts were just deflated and floppy and heading in different direction like they were both the same poles on a magnet repelling eachother.
She started with a BJ she went to put a condom on and i said hold on do owo please, at this point she lost all concept of english language and it was like i was talking to a brick wall, my hygeine is always perfect. ( probably my fault because id been here before on 2 ocasion with other girls OWO was always on offer as part of the basic menu, the previous girls looked at me as if i was asking a stupid question. lessoned learned school boy error assumption is the biggest f*** up, always confirm before handing over the money no matter how sure you are).
so ended up proceeding with OW and her technique was poor, 5 seconds of sucking then she stops and wanks it for 15seconds, this went on for about 6mins. i thought back to her AW profile page saying "best blow job in the city" and how i could of been so gullible
Because of the poor situation ( unattractive woman, no OWO, poor technique) i just wanted to wrap up asap, so i quickly fucked her then popped on her tits. (this was a struggle for me).
cleaned up, washed my hands and left.
I paid £60 for 1hr
