Author Topic: Bristol New Oriental Rose  (Read 1769 times)

Offline Leonardo Da Vinci

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Not been punting lately however had a hour to spare in Bristol recently and was feeling randy. Tried a couple of favourites who were either on holiday or booked solid. Saw advert for "Rose" and thought I would pay her a visit.

Communication. Was good. My initial text was answered quickly by her receptionist who is a lady of advancing years who organises prospective punters for "Rose" She told me "Rose was a size 6-8 and very beautiful as in the photograph in Viva St, and here for a short time".

Location. Is near the Aldi store in Fishponds. The area is fine, its very busy and everyone is going about their business.

I entered the establishment which is a ground floor flat at the rear of the premises and was met by the old lady. She asked me to remove my shoes and go upstairs to meet "Rose"

I am aware that it was to be a 50-50 chance that "Rose" would be who her picture portrayed, and sure enough as I climbed the stairs the receptionist shouted out "Jojo he is coming" my suspicions were confirmed.

"Rose" was in fact Jojo who was in her thirties size 12 dressed in tarty high heels and mini skirt. She was not bad, but not good either. She has decent titties and shaven puss.

Costs. Her English is poor but we agreed £60 to include OWO, massage and sex.

The Service. I removed my clothing and lay face down, Jojo then performed the perfunctory oily massage which was ok. By the time she finished I had a good hard on and was rearing to go. Unfortunately not before Jojo has used about five wet wipes wiping my thighs, nipples, chest area, balls and of course my trouser snake which she roughly scrubbed until it had a shine like a French polished walnut table. I was of course freshly showered for our encounter.

Jojo then faffed about discarding the wet wipes and general wasting time then at long last took hold of my snake but instead of putting it in her mouth she then decided to lick all around it, her tongue flicking here and there just like a reptile hunting for prey. I was beginning to loose patience and ordered her "suck it". This appeared to have the desired effect and I was treated to a few minutes of average OWO but not before every couple of seconds her stopping and spitting saliva in to a tissue.

By now I had just about had enough so I told her to stop and fit the Jonny.

She did this and I climbed aboard. I did her in missionary doggy, and sideways and legs over head. She made some false appreciative noises. After a few minutes felt the sap rise so turned her over again and emptied my wad into the rubber in doggy.

I cleaned myself up and was about to leave when I was beckoned to "hide in the toilet for five minutes" Old lady had appeared to balls up my departure time with the next punters arrival  :scare:

After the punter had been safely installed into Jojo bedroom I emerged and continued my exit.

The old lady said "you like" to which I replied "where was Rose" to which her reply was "who is Rose?" :crazy:

I put on my shoes and disappeared into the warm Bristol  sunshine.

Not recommended




 

Offline skysurfer

LMAO  "who's Rose?" you couldn't make it up

Offline Roth

Sorry you had a shit time LdaV. :(

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Great post  :D it's surreal when you meet the maid and escort, especially when she's less than expected  :D

Offline PeachyAssFan

Sorry to hear that. Very typical of that place. At one time they used to have an ad on AW all the time under the name of Sakura. Always a different girl though. If you are after a better chance of a nice looking me more petite oriental I suggest looking at the ads for Clifton or Westbury.

Offline Not_today

Id go as far to say that 90% of asian / thai escorts are bait/switch !