Author Topic: geo_ups - West Croydon  (Read 1899 times)


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Few mins walk from west croydon train station, attached house with a sergie downstairs who lets you in and out, tries to be friendly to drum up a bit of convo with you in passing e.g. "did you enjoy the service?"etc I feel uneasy about giving a sergie an honest opinion a girls performance if the service was shit as I wouldn't want him to deal with her in a negative way.   

The place has a nice clean bathroom I used their sink to wash my bits (front and back) as they weren't too fresh from the days earlier activities.

comms are with a maid which pretends to be the girl - as always! so double check services before paying.

Girl is as per the photos, abit chunky for most but anyone who reads my reviews will know that pumps likes meat on the bones that said shes not fat imo just curvy. height around 5'4", quite a few tattoos, quite friendly.

Services: owo, kissing, sex

Started with a wet wipe, her owo was very good - it lacked all of the basic elements like eye contact, shaft licking, ball licking but still managed to be good.

as always before you know it the condoms being reached for, told her to jump ontop which she did, she leaned in for some kissing which was okay, but im not about too much of that so I progressed onto doggy and just went at her, then spoon.

Asked her to wank me to a finish whilst I play with her arsehole and pussy.

paid: 50 for 30mins


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Offline Brazilian Martian

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Few mins walk from west croydon train station, attached house with a sergie downstairs who lets you in and out, tries to be friendly to drum up a bit of convo with you in passing e.g. "did you enjoy the service?"etc I feel uneasy about giving a sergie an honest opinion a girls performance if the service was shit as I wouldn't want him to deal with her in a negative way.   

The place has a nice clean bathroom I used their sink to wash my bits (front and back) as they weren't too fresh from the days earlier activities.

comms are with a maid which pretends to be the girl - as always! so double check services before paying.

Girl is as per the photos, abit chunky for most but anyone who reads my reviews will know that pumps likes meat on the bones that said shes not fat imo just curvy. height around 5'4", quite a few tattoos, quite friendly.

Services: owo, kissing, sex

Started with a wet wipe, her owo was very good - it lacked all of the basic elements like eye contact, shaft licking, ball licking but still managed to be good.

as always before you know it the condoms being reached for, told her to jump ontop which she did, she leaned in for some kissing which was okay, but im not about too much of that so I progressed onto doggy and just went at her, then spoon.

Asked her to wank me to a finish whilst I play with her arsehole and pussy.

paid: 50 for 30mins


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Added to the hit list  I like that outfit on the first  very mad max style with the heels on make it look even more slutty  :thumbsup:

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yeah she made an effort when I arrived she was in her heels, going to go back there again at some point this week.

Offline sirlean

Another on the hotlist for a while. Another girl i saw at this location told me that she hardly speaks much English. Which has made me not see her yet. not a fan of seeing those ladies you can hardly communicate with.

Offline Brazilian Martian

Another on the hotlist for a while. Another girl i saw at this location told me that she hardly speaks much English. Which has made me not see her yet. not a fan of seeing those ladies you can hardly communicate with.

You're there to fuck not have a tea party with her her speaking English should not really be a problem

Offline pumps

Another on the hotlist for a while. Another girl i saw at this location told me that she hardly speaks much English. Which has made me not see her yet. not a fan of seeing those ladies you can hardly communicate with.

each to their own we all have our preferences, its your hard earned!

but as alluded to above - Like most, I'm just there to savage their bodies sexually  :sarcastic: as long as they understand the basics the less they speak the better sometimes.

my favourite Latina started learning English and it put the anchors on getting straight to fucking as she really wants to talk to me now (not time wasting), I was so pissed off about that I haven't been back to see her in months. lol

Offline sirlean

You're there to fuck not have a tea party with her her speaking English should not really be a problem

I am not you, and you are not me. I'll leave it there.

Offline Brazilian Martian

I am not you, and you are not me. I'll leave it there.

You damn right there slick I dnt have convos with prossies on their prices or whats advertised on their profiles and then claim it as banter  :hi:



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