Why is it so hilarious?????
I'll tell you why you lazy fucker... There are hundreds of reviews on this site, did you check those first? You post a request for information with no more detail than you're looking for a prossie over 50. Then substantially later, possibly when the cramp in your hand has eased from your original post, you then add that you'd like her to be in Birmingham. Do you really wonder why your request was met with derision? What is hilarious, is that you post such a fucking ridiculous request devoid of any real information that might help other punters to help you. Oh, yes, and lets not forget that it's your first post and it was a stupid one!
