natasha_kiss - Leeds TOFT

[Thelatitude0]

I was looking for a bit of fun to celebrate my birthday. But I wasn't organise nothing so this morning I take the phone a tried to arrange a booking with short notice in Leeds.

I tried plan A, B, C, D, and nothing. After thinking careffuly I decided to TOFT and this profile catch my eye - External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

I tought to myself, if it's not the girl on the picture, I will just left the place straithaway.

Comm: TBH place the booking was a kind of complicate, because you don't speak with the girl but with her maid/receptionist - The girl don't give you any details and confirm nothing. Her accent on the phone is really complicate to understand. After a few message we sorted a short notice booking.

The venue: Is a basement of attached house not to far from Roudhay Park. Yes it's 5 min drive from Leeds city center. It's not complicate to park the car. The 01 bedroom appartment is quite tidy and clean. TBH just the bathroom and the bed interest me  and of course the girl - The pictures in her profile are from this venue.

The girl: Well it's the girl on the picture, and I was really surprised by her body. The pictures are very accurate, if you are an Ass go for it. The girl had a fantastic hard ass. Her boobs are enhanced something like 34 E (sorry I'am really bad with british metrics) She's a pocket size like 1,60 m tall.  She had a little tummy but nothing exagerate. Now facially, I need to admite she's not the cup of tea for everyman. She had a typical brazilian face, she's average. I think she's a little bit older than she claimed in her profile, something like around 40 years old. She's a size 10 or 12 not a 14.

The punt: Sorry it's was nothing extra special, but fine enough for me. She speak a very good english - Do not expect to discuss with her about brexit. Better than a lot of romanian. She did DFK with tongue, her oral technique are not the best, in fact very average. Her pussy is very tiny and tight. She had no issue with any position, and I cum 2 twice in 30 min appointment.

Sum: She's not the best VFM in Leeds, because the A-kevel is missing. But her body is something a lot of younger girl would like to have. Specially her arse.

I don't I will repeat, unless i really had any other choice.

PS: She had a second profile with her picture also External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Sorry for all the grammar mistakes, I really hurry, need to catch my plane now.

I hope this will help some fella
 

[4play]

If there's one quote in this blatant BS that neatly paraphrases the rest of the nonsense, "She speak a very good english" is it.

Enjoy your flight.

[marlboro20]

Think that's a little presumptious 4play

[mm86]

Well it's clear that English isn't OP's first language, but i'm sure there's plenty of legit punters who dont have english as their first language..

I am a skeptical of the review though..

Either way, there's nothing about this girl that makes me want to go see her..

[4play]

Well it's clear that English isn't OP's first language, but i'm sure there's plenty of legit punters who dont have english as their first language..

Quite. I'm not having a go at anyone for whom English isn't their first language, just those with the temerity to post such questionable reviews. And this one reeks of pure pimpspeak which so happens to be in pidgin.

[FLYING BLUE]

Quite. I'm not having a go at anyone for whom English isn't their first language, just those with the temerity to post such questionable reviews. And this one reeks of pure pimpspeak which so happens to be in pidgin.

I have to agree with you

[mm86]

Quite. I'm not having a go at anyone for whom English isn't their first language, just those with the temerity to post such questionable reviews. And this one reeks of pure pimpspeak which so happens to be in pidgin.

yeah, i think i agree with you to be honest

FWIW, wasn't accusing you of having a go at anyone who doesn't have English as first language, was more just reasoning to myself out loud 

[daffyduck]

if you are an Ass go for it

[Darkepool]

''I cum 2 twice''

What, like four times?

[mm86]

lol the more i read through this review the more ridiculous it sounds 

[4play]

yeah, i think i agree with you to be honest

FWIW, wasn't accusing you of having a go at anyone who doesn't have English as first language, was more just reasoning to myself out loud 

Not a problem mate, when I read my original comment back I realised the implication I was making  that it was a dodgy review might have been lost in the selection of quote. As others have since highlighted it was one of many I could have chosen!

[stevedave]

I'd be inclined to agree...there's more than a whiff of touting about this review. 

[mrfishyfoo]

I'd be inclined to agree...there's more than a whiff of touting about this review. 

+1

[Emptysac]

Am I missing something obvious?

If he's touting, he isn't very good at it. He makes her sound bang average at best! More like someone trying to spoil her business rather than up it maybe?

I for one didn't read it and think " I am off to the cash machine!"

My tuppence for what it's worth

[Darkepool]

Am I missing something obvious?

If he's touting, he isn't very good at it. He makes her sound bang average at best! More like someone trying to spoil her business rather than up it maybe?

I for one didn't read it and think " I am off to the cash machine!"

My tuppence for what it's worth

Maybe a bit of reverse psychology... his Engrish might suck but he might not be stupid... who knows?

[Darkepool]

...and he came four times, the stud muffin! !

[cumtoplay]

Just Avoid Romanians, Bulgarians, Hungarians & Albanians personally

[Rocky Maivia]

Agree with the guys above this review stinks and seems very fishy to me

[mrfishyfoo]

Agree with the guys above this review stinks and seems very fishy to me

It wasn't me.