July 16, 2016, 8:00 pm
Time spent: 30 mins
Cost: £50 + £10 kissing
I phoned ahead to see who was working and soon as i heard the name Crystal i remember the previous good reviews and booked in advance.
She is a Irish Blonde mid to late 20's, wouldn't say she was sexy but far from ugly either, she was about 5ft 6 size 12 with a B cup.
I took a quick shower and got myself on the bed when she started stripping and on to a massage. which was naff but i wasn't there for the message so wasn't fussed but did manage to get my old fella standing to attention.
i tried to kiss her but she stated £10 extra i did say yes that id pay her afterwards but she insisted money up front this did spoil the mood but i gave her benefit of the doubt and i should of asked at start about the extras. The kissing wasn't DFK lots of pecks, tongue flicking found it very mechanical there was just no passion or chemistry.
Then came the blowjob owo was on offer extra £10 but she again wanted money up front this time i was getting a bit frustrated and so i just asked for covered blowjob which to my surprised was really good i can not fault the girl she could of easily finished me off within a few minutes but i had to stop her. think the b/j was the highlight of the punt.
Sex started in doggy which was poor then into missionary again poor. i say poor as there was just no effort, no interest the occasional "oh yes baby" & "cum for me baby" i tried to do cowgirl but she just didn't move it was a really lazy performance so went back to missionary by now my old fella started failing me think i was losing the mood. she wanked me to a finish but this is main reason i have given this a neg, as soon as the first splurt came out she stopped as if the job done and got in shower. Im not sure she even knew i was disappointed
Another shower and i was on my way after a parting kiss.
I came away lots of mixed feelings
Good points : lovely Irish accent, fairly attractive, good blowjob
Bad points : lots of extras, no trust, didn't get my full half hour, climax was severely spoiled, kissing wasn't what i expected and felt robbed of the £10 extra paid. very lazy performance.
I would visit Cosmopolitan again i have a regular girl i see there, also there is a lot of other gorgeous girls there who im waiting for more reviews before i splash the cash on their gash. Unfortunately despite the 3 other positive reviews on here i wouldn't/couldn't personally recommend Crystal to fellow punters.
