Author Topic: Gorgeous Bulgarian (or not) - Portsmouth  (Read 1062 times)


1 review(s) for Gorgeous bulgarian (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Derrick101]

Offline Derrick101

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Pre-amble:

A definite plan B as my plan A had cancelled due to illness. Profile looked good. A Bulgarian ! EE’s other than Roms seem to be well reviewed, so why not.
£70 for 30 mins.

Comms:

All by text and phone. 

Location:

Flat in the Gunwharf quays complex. Alarm bells should have started ringing when the flat number changed

Looks:

FAF body, toned, tanned. Stunning tits, slim waist, gorgeous arse. Mouth made for blow jobs. Looks wise, I thought I’d hit the jackpot. But…. Was it the girl in the profile ??

Attitude:

Typical ROM…Need I say more ?.

Service:

All services had been agreed by text, OWO, DFK. CIM, etc. All started going downhill when the rubber went on before junior realised what was happening :unknown:. OWO I said, only in hour booking was the reply… Kissing, I enquired ?… Only in hour booking.  Don’t touch my tits.. They’re new  :wackogirl:! FFS… Where are you from ? Romania :angry: !! Couldn’t walk now so I just let her get on with it. OW was rubbish, more hands than mouth. Another rubber was rolled over the first one,  :scare: what seemed like a full bottle of lube plastered on, and she eased on. Only took the tip, no more, tried to get more purchase, and she wasn’t having any of it. How the fuck was I going to finish with two bloody rubbers on. Decided enough was enough and cleared off.
 
Overall:

Definite B&S. Don’t know if the service would have been better with an hours booking, I’m not going back to find out.  :hi:
My first B&S since joining UKP due to the excellent available resource.  :hi:

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something funny here
if you Google the profile phone number +447770523886 then this list of reviews for another girl shows up
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=13433
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I'm not sure if its a search error by Google, or whether the girls have swapped phone numbers, or whether theres a deeper link
« Last Edit: March 29, 2019, 11:48:51 am by scutty brown »

Offline Mazarin

Sergei has obviously decided that people have been getting very pissed off by the service offered by Romanians, so decided to change the nationality to 'Bulgarian' in the assumption that 99.9% of Brits would be unable to tell the difference as most of us speak neither Romanian nor Bulgarian.
The one thing that has remained constant judging from the above review is that the service remains totally rubbish!

Offline nigel4498

Bad one there then Derrick.  :thumbsdown:
The likes of her are the reason I'm keeping Percy snake in his basket until there's something decent to spit at.

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or whether the pimps have swapped phone numbers,

...corrected it for you.

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something funny here
if you Google the profile phone number +447770523886 then this list of reviews for another girl shows up
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=13433
External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

I'm not sure if its a search error by Google, or whether the girls have swapped phone numbers, or whether theres a deeper link

Thanks Scutty, good work  :hi: !
That 'Hot Evyy' is probably the girl that I saw, but she's currently accessing from the Netherlands.  :unknown:.
So.… The plot thickens !!
« Last Edit: March 29, 2019, 12:03:18 pm by Derrick101 »

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Thanks Scutty, good work  :hi: !
That 'Hot Evyy' is probably the girl that I saw, but she's currently accessing from the Netherlands.  :unknown:.
So.… The plot thickens !!

that could mean she uses a VPN, or whoever updates the profile does, or may be overseas.
An overseas profile admin makes it harder to ID the pimp

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that could mean she uses a VPN, or whoever updates the profile does, or may be overseas.
An overseas profile admin makes it harder to ID the pimp

Devious bastards.   :mad:

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Thanks Scutty, good work  :hi: !
That 'Hot Evyy' is probably the girl that I saw, but she's currently accessing from the Netherlands.  :unknown:.
So.… The plot thickens !!

Missed this - Sorry you had a shit one D, two rubbers I mean WTF !!  :dash:  a 'twin-ply' approach to contracepitve use is a new one on me!  :sarcastic:

I was confused when you put B&S but scuttys contributions & your confirmation that the girl you saw was not the one on 'Gorgeous bulgarians' profile clears this up.

The Bulgarian one has no tats on her legs/thighs - Hot Evyy does.

I could see your motivation in showing an interest in the original profile - Obviously just there to lure a punter in  :thumbsdown:

Chalk it up to experience & better luck next time - Thanks for taking the time to write this up  :hi:
« Last Edit: March 31, 2019, 10:27:53 am by DrConners »

Offline whydoidothis

The solution is Avoid Romanians. There may be a good one in a hundred but overall they are rubbish. We see a great profile only to have a bad experience. Think with the brain in your head rather than the one in your trousers. Either way you look at it £70 is a lot of money

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The solution is Avoid Romanians. There may be a good one in a hundred but overall they are rubbish. We see a great profile only to have a bad experience. Think with the brain in your head rather than the one in your trousers. Either way you look at it £70 is a lot of money

I do 'whydoidothis'.... This one was labelled as a Bulgarian  :unknown:

Offline whydoidothis

Most likely is Romanian, put Bulgarian to avoid the negative opinions we punters have about Romanians. Have come across Indians claiming to be Brazilian. Personally have found the Polish to be best EEs

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Most likely is Romanian, put Bulgarian to avoid the negative opinions we punters have about Romanians. Have come across Indians claiming to be Brazilian. Personally have found the Polish to be best EEs

Couldn't agree more  :hi:

She was Romanian ! As I stated in the review She told me when I asked during the useless OW  :unknown:

Offline nigel4498

Personally have found the Polish to be best EEs

^^^^this for me too, just love them.
I have seen two genuine Bulgarian SP's and both were brilliant.