Author Topic: sexxy chocolate, Croydon  (Read 838 times)


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Offline drwho

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Originally tried to book Rebeka Diamond at Xena and Nikki's place but no reply. (I take it from the "Available today"  displayed that she works alternate days, with Carla doing the others (probably not enough bedrooms for them both to be on at the same time)

Anyway I hung on too long and rather than do the sensible thing and try for Carla, as it was getting late I started searching closer to home.

I ended up booking this one, Reni Sexy
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Yeah, I know - no feedback, BB offered and no face pics, but the photos and list of services seemed good for the money."maybe this could turn out to be one of those hidden gems"
Yeah right :dash:


Comms via text confirmed kissing reverse oral included for £40. So game on.

First time at this venue for me, but have followed Punther and Pumps comments and wondered about trying it for the experience (as long as I didn't get forced to do the booking in the shower room)

Given the house number and advised to enter via the garden door. Wasn't expecting anyone to hear me knocking on the external garden door but someone came and opened it. Scruffy garden with a red leather look chair and a TV outside.

I was greeted by sexxy chocolate. She looked nice young and petite in tight trousers. Quite Indian looking brown skin and long black hair (much more attractive than the pic that's on her profile at the moment, though the pics in Punthur's review are more accurate)

I followed her into the house and through to the front room to encounter another 2 ladies. One was Pregnant Fiona (who I once remember considering, but now I could see she was completely out of the question, to me at least.

The other woman was a bit of an odd one. In theory she would have been Reni Sexy (who I'd officially booked to see) She was definitely in the MILF category, unlike Reni's photos she had very fake looking white/blond hair (possibly a wig) white spectacles and light coloured make up, oh and she was wearing a strap on cock :lol: There was about as much chance of me picking her as pregnant Fiona.

So indicated I'd go with sexxy chocolate.. Didn't bother going through confirming services again, as I'd had the text confirmation earlier so thought I'd chance it and handed over £40.

As by now my self respect was beginning to slip away I had no shyness in excusing myself while I took a dump, then squeezed myself into the shower room, avoided touching the panties hanging near the hose clip.

Walked through to the front room again. Chocolate (or Katy as she said she was called) messed around for a few minutes picking up an empty pack of wet wipes, going out for more. Slowly undressed to underwear.
I went in for the kiss, but she was having none of it...
Got her completely undressed eventually though.
Very petite, but quite saggy tits, and stretch marks on her belly. To me her belly was a bit of a funny shape, with her navel sticking out in a pointed shape.
Not that any of that would have greatly mattered to me if the service was half decent, but it wasn't.

She went for the condom immediately (so she's wised up to would be BBers by the looks of it)
Unfortunately she was a little bit too eager and put it on my semi before oral commenced.
Fairly indifferent covered oral for a minute or 2 (though I've had worse)
I wasn't too surprised then when she refused me reverse oral.

Got her down for missionary, when a bad situation just got worse.
She said to go in slowly (which I did)
She was very tight, but evidently lubed up, so it wasn't too much drama getting in there (or so it felt to me...)

This is when she started grimacing like mad like she was in some intense pain.
I was being gentle and slow still (hardly moving in or out at this stage)
She was covering her mouth with her hand as if she was making out she was in such pain she would otherwise be screaming out.
Obviously the decent caring side of me was concerned, but the cynical punter side of me asked why she took the £40 if she wasn't prepared to have a cock inside her. I'm fairly sure it was an act to put punters off.

I built up a little bit of speed. Despite the worrying display in front of me her pussy actually felt pretty good.
I came within 5 mins of this (probably much sooner)
She didn't really brighten up very much afterwards.
As it was still early into the 30 min booking I resisted her attempts at getting me to pack and leave.
Her English is extremely limited, so it was hard to try to get her to warm up a bit.
Seems she has 3 kids back in Hungary. She's got a big shiny diamond ring on her wedding finger, or maybe it's diamonte.

Tried to enjoy her body a bit, stroking, kissing her bare flesh etc, but she was treating me like the sex pest I was being made to feel.

Noticed on the way out there was a birthday cake on the kitchen table where the other 2 were smoking away. Turns out it was sexxy chocolates birthday! No wonder she was in such a good mood :diablo:

Been to a fair few shit properties with odd women hanging around before, but this is one that I'd happily never visit again.
 



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Offline pumps

You had a poop in there?  :lol: :lol: I just abort and go home if that happens.


Sounds like a good account of my experience with her, you gotta tell them what you want before paying and they'll do it.

She did owo with me and then tried to hop on the mantelpiece bareback  :scare:.


Oh well there's worse ways to chuck away £40

Yeboahsleftfoot

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You had a poop in there?  :lol: :lol: I just abort and go home if that happens.


Sounds like a good account of my experience with her, you gotta tell them what you want before paying and they'll do it.

She did owo with me and then tried to hop on the mantelpiece bareback  :scare:.


Oh well there's worse ways to chuck away £40

Fucking hell pal, my negative review today is a glowing positive with a cherry on top compared to that, sorry you had such a mare. She was obviously saving herself for the other bird to take her up the wrong un with the strap on as a birthday treat.

Offline drwho

You had a poop in there?  :lol: :lol: I just abort and go home if that happens.


Sounds like a good account of my experience with her, you gotta tell them what you want before paying and they'll do it.

She did owo with me and then tried to hop on the mantelpiece bareback  :scare:.


Oh well there's worse ways to chuck away £40

I'd cycled a fair distance then downed a strong lager that had a 'relaxing' effect (amongst other feelings)...

As it was clear this was one of the least sophisticated outfits I'd come across for a while it added to the alcohol induced inhibitions.

The bog wasn't actually all that bad - paper and everything. Maybe the best room of the flat now I think about it :rolleyes: