typical punting saturday?

[pewpewpew]

Hey boys

long story short, left my house to go a punting at 4:30pm. Shot my wad at 9:55pm and have just got back home now (10:52pm)!!

short story long, the missus is away today coming back tomorrow so after waving her goodbye/away I threw away the list of jobs she left me and got onto adultwork. I wanted a deepthroat/cim/swallow session and possibly some nice relaxing throat fucking so started with that search. Those that I found that weren't fugly were not answering the phone or were not working so after dropping the swallow criteria I got Jessicxxx (External Link/Members Only) who I have seen before and was very happy with. sent her a text asking if she was available and went shopping while waiting for the reply

She told me that she had a slot available which would give me just enough time to finish shopping and get home, olympic speed shower and go. Traffic fucked me so I text her asking for 15 minutes later time if possible. I left the house anyway as it's an hour drive for me and got a text when halfway there saying sorry she had filled the spot when I hadn't replied earlier.

Shit

I went home and dropped the not fugly criteria too and got this External Link/Members Only Not bad looking but a bit on the big side. I sent her a text asking about availability and if she was in a hotel (never again a stratford hotel!) and she or whoever text me back straight away saying to phone half an hour before you want a meeting and it was a flat. Ok progress. I sent another text saying that I only wanted a bj/deepthroat session blah blah and expressly said that I want to hold her head and fuck her face deep and hard and for her to swallow (at discretion on her profile). Text back saying that was fine apart from the swallow but I phoned anyway as you know, some dude saying it's fine doesn't mean it's fine, and a woman answered. I said again about the hard face fucking and she said it was no problem. I told her that I'd be about an hour and I'll call when I'm there.

So off to sunny stratford. 1 hour drive, busy as fuck, nearly crashed twice and I hate driving in Stratford anyway. parked up near the road and phoned. No answer. Waited 5 mins and phoned again. Another 5 etc. After about 20 mins got an answer and she said that I have to book half an hour early. I told her that I called her an hour ago and she just said half hour again. I got a little huffy and she said that she'd send me the address. Waited 15 mins without a text and out of desperation started looking at other stratford girls. Again a few not bad but not answering the phone so tried the bad and they not answering either. Maybe dodged a bullet but still think that if she did what she said over the phone it could have been wild

Looked closer to home and lowered standards even further and got this External Link/Members Only ........She answered the phone!! But not working until 9pm as she was busy with other things. Didn't sound too keen to be honest but at this point my nuts were aching and I didn't give a shit. I said that's fine I'll wait. Drove home and got a text asking if we could make it 9:30 as she was busy. I replied no problem and that I want an hour head session and she swallows. She text back saying that she swallows but can only suck cock for about 10 minutes before she gets tired so maybe we should leave it. What the fuck.

I started phoning everyone on adultwork. My standards were gone. I even tried to call External Link/Members Only who I've seen on this site as a suspected tranny. I didn't care! Might be a woman was good enough. But of course no answer


Was just about to have a wank but had one last look on adultwork and found External Link/Members Only. Compare the pic with the veri pic and you know it's going to be a B&S but...I didn't care! Phoned her up and her english was quite good. I asked her how much for a 1 hour session and she told me £100. She was also available today. Thank god!! I asked if there were any extras and she said the extras were included so with that mystery in mind off I went to Chatham. 40 minute drive parked up nearby and phoned the number. She answered  Gave me the door number and I found Mr Myogi hanging around outside looking around, probably for me. I walked past obviously and saw another guy (let's call him Daniel San) come out of the door looking pleased with himself so hello to you sir if you're reading  . I waited a minute and she called me asking where I was so I went back and Mr Myogi was gone. I called and said that I was outside and Mr Myogi opened the door for me. Lovely but no going back now. Led me through to a room where a chinese girl was waiting. Not the girl in the photos obviously and spoke hardly any English but not bad looking anyway and nice looking tits

Got in, Got it on, Got the fuck out

BAM

[peter purves]

Hmmm!! Best 'Laid' Plans...excuse the pun

And what are your emotions now, if you do not mind me asking off course?

[pewpewpew]

Tired. Wasted a day. Think I should have had a wank about 10 hours ago. The positive is that this Chinese girl did a good job so when I post her review it will be positive overall. The day itself was a negative

[trebor1956]

Sounds a bit like my planning for tomorrow. So far I am onto plan E! and it is still Saturday - just. I think that plan E may actually work out as comms are good with quick responses and seem to be saying the right things so far.

What annoys me is that I have emailed plans A, B, and C with no response - the emails haven't even been read! These are supposed to be Working Girls - yet they don't even bother to look at emails enquiring about paying them a couple of hundred pounds cash for a couple of hours work! I suspect that they are just amateurs who think that the money just rolls in and they don't actually have to do anything for it!

At least plan D had the courtesy to respond quickly and succinctly that she was already committed for the window of opportunity that I have, but we have arranged a tentative alternate date for next week.

If plan E works out I will review in a while and I will see if plan D performs to my expectations next week.

Watch this space!!!

[smiths]

Hey boys

long story short, left my house to go a punting at 4:30pm. Shot my wad at 9:55pm and have just got back home now (10:52pm)!!

short story long, the missus is away today coming back tomorrow so after waving her goodbye/away I threw away the list of jobs she left me and got onto adultwork. I wanted a deepthroat/cim/swallow session and possibly some nice relaxing throat fucking so started with that search. Those that I found that weren't fugly were not answering the phone or were not working so after dropping the swallow criteria I got Jessicxxx (External Link/Members Only) who I have seen before and was very happy with. sent her a text asking if she was available and went shopping while waiting for the reply

She told me that she had a slot available which would give me just enough time to finish shopping and get home, olympic speed shower and go. Traffic fucked me so I text her asking for 15 minutes later time if possible. I left the house anyway as it's an hour drive for me and got a text when halfway there saying sorry she had filled the spot when I hadn't replied earlier.

Shit

I went home and dropped the not fugly criteria too and got this External Link/Members Only Not bad looking but a bit on the big side. I sent her a text asking about availability and if she was in a hotel (never again a stratford hotel!) and she or whoever text me back straight away saying to phone half an hour before you want a meeting and it was a flat. Ok progress. I sent another text saying that I only wanted a bj/deepthroat session blah blah and expressly said that I want to hold her head and fuck her face deep and hard and for her to swallow (at discretion on her profile). Text back saying that was fine apart from the swallow but I phoned anyway as you know, some dude saying it's fine doesn't mean it's fine, and a woman answered. I said again about the hard face fucking and she said it was no problem. I told her that I'd be about an hour and I'll call when I'm there.

So off to sunny stratford. 1 hour drive, busy as fuck, nearly crashed twice and I hate driving in Stratford anyway. parked up near the road and phoned. No answer. Waited 5 mins and phoned again. Another 5 etc. After about 20 mins got an answer and she said that I have to book half an hour early. I told her that I called her an hour ago and she just said half hour again. I got a little huffy and she said that she'd send me the address. Waited 15 mins without a text and out of desperation started looking at other stratford girls. Again a few not bad but not answering the phone so tried the bad and they not answering either. Maybe dodged a bullet but still think that if she did what she said over the phone it could have been wild

Looked closer to home and lowered standards even further and got this External Link/Members Only ........She answered the phone!! But not working until 9pm as she was busy with other things. Didn't sound too keen to be honest but at this point my nuts were aching and I didn't give a shit. I said that's fine I'll wait. Drove home and got a text asking if we could make it 9:30 as she was busy. I replied no problem and that I want an hour head session and she swallows. She text back saying that she swallows but can only suck cock for about 10 minutes before she gets tired so maybe we should leave it. What the fuck.

I started phoning everyone on adultwork. My standards were gone. I even tried to call External Link/Members Only who I've seen on this site as a suspected tranny. I didn't care! Might be a woman was good enough. But of course no answer


Was just about to have a wank but had one last look on adultwork and found External Link/Members Only. Compare the pic with the veri pic and you know it's going to be a B&S but...I didn't care! Phoned her up and her english was quite good. I asked her how much for a 1 hour session and she told me £100. She was also available today. Thank god!! I asked if there were any extras and she said the extras were included so with that mystery in mind off I went to Chatham. 40 minute drive parked up nearby and phoned the number. She answered  Gave me the door number and I found Mr Myogi hanging around outside looking around, probably for me. I walked past obviously and saw another guy (let's call him Daniel San) come out of the door looking pleased with himself so hello to you sir if you're reading  . I waited a minute and she called me asking where I was so I went back and Mr Myogi was gone. I called and said that I was outside and Mr Myogi opened the door for me. Lovely but no going back now. Led me through to a room where a chinese girl was waiting. Not the girl in the photos obviously and spoke hardly any English but not bad looking anyway and nice looking tits

Got in, Got it on, Got the fuck out

BAM

An advantage to me of having regulars as long as I choose to punt when they are working which I do. If I decide to book a WG with little feedback on here I know I can ring a regular as my plan B option. My sympathies to you.

 I would do a negative review on the one in Stratford which you can do under the rules as she accepted your booking but didn't honour it, low life.

[smiths]

Sounds a bit like my planning for tomorrow. So far I am onto plan E! and it is still Saturday - just. I think that plan E may actually work out as comms are good with quick responses and seem to be saying the right things so far.

What annoys me is that I have emailed plans A, B, and C with no response - the emails haven't even been read! These are supposed to be Working Girls - yet they don't even bother to look at emails enquiring about paying them a couple of hundred pounds cash for a couple of hours work! I suspect that they are just amateurs who think that the money just rolls in and they don't actually have to do anything for it!

At least plan D had the courtesy to respond quickly and succinctly that she was already committed for the window of opportunity that I have, but we have arranged a tentative alternate date for next week.

If plan E works out I will review in a while and I will see if plan D performs to my expectations next week.

Watch this space!!!

Ever thought of ringing WGs rather than just emailing, works for me. I hope you have checked UKP for good WGs in your area if there are any, and if there aren't posted a thread up asking for recommendations.

[RedKettle]

i have had similar experiences, it is amazing how much time you can waste chasing down a shag.

being older and wiser now (mainly from advice on here) I tend to stop now after the plan A falls apart, unless I am near a regular.  I then sometimes look for other things to do - like the cinema or just relaxing in a nice setting with a coffee/beer.

glad you had a good time in the end!

[oring123]

Think most wgs mind works like
Its the weekend
No work today .

[ProtocolDroid]

Think most wgs mind works like
Its the weekend
No work today .

I don't get many weekends off either, but if some WGs can then I don't think there's any need to begrudge this.

[stevedave]

I often find that if plan A fails, and plan B looks a bit dodgy, having a good old wank does the job.

And it saves you a few quid too.

[smiths]

I often find that if plan A fails, and plan B looks a bit dodgy, having a good old wank does the job.

And it saves you a few quid too.

Indeed, I really cant have my plan B goes tits up as well which is why a regular is my plan B. Although really annoying I can take a plan A going tits up if I haven't paid anything but walked as long as my plan B goes well.

[Chuckman]

Saturday punts are a bit hit and miss at the best of times and plan A becomes plan C if you're lucky.

As for Sunday, don't unless you've got something prearranged. The only ones usually available are Roms and those with dusty phones. Have a wank, it's cheaper and better.