Somewhere hot to punt this summer..

[horsa]

I would like to take a 10 day - 2 week punting holiday to somewhere that's very hot and no more than 5 hours flight time - the sun turns you into a dog on heat  , apart from Morocco and Barcelona (This is currently where I am going) what other options are there or are these my only choices?

[CoolTiger]

Ibiza? Highly recommended.

Recently discussed:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=128326.0


Any particular reason why you have crossed off Morocco?? I went there last summer and had a whale of a time, such that definitely going back.

Whilst overnights with Marrakesh beauties are only £120 ~ £160, being an Arab/partly 3rd world country one has to tread carefully, and this quite often puts off punters, e.g. paying off guards, possible police bribes, etc.

[horsa]

Ibiza? Highly recommended.

Recently discussed:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=128326.0


Any particular reason why you have crossed off Morocco?? I went there last summer and had a whale of a time, such that definitely going back.

Whilst overnights with Marrakesh beauties are only £120 ~ £160, being an Arab/partly 3rd world country one has to tread carefully, and this quite often puts off punters, e.g. paying off guards, possible police bribes, etc.

Ibiza is not really my scene as not a party type, I haven't crossed Morocco off as of yet but as you said - it being an Arab country, things are very serious if it goes tits up out there, also I don't really know what girls from Morocco look like in general. On the other hand if I went to Barcelona I think it would get very expensive at 150 euros an hour, twice a day for 10-14 days 

[hggcraig]

Why not Thailand or Cambodia? Colombia and Venezuela look good too

[CoolTiger]

Ibiza is not really my scene as not a party type, I haven't crossed Morocco off as of yet but as you said - it being an Arab country, things are very serious if it goes tits up out there, also I don't really know what girls from Morocco look like in general. On the other hand if I went to Barcelona I think it would get very expensive at 150 euros an hour, twice a day for 10-14 days 

Had already visited a few other countries, including FKK in Germany, so we fancied a change when we visited Ibiza. Like you, my friend and I are in mid-40's and not into partying, and we did not visit any of the clubs. We went there purely for the hot weather, few boat trips and punting. We were not disappointed.

Since then, we have visited Morocco and at the moment this is my top destination.

[horsa]

Why not Thailand or Cambodia? Colombia and Venezuela look good too

In my whole life I have only ever found 1 Thai attractive and that is a massage provider on here but she might be a he!! I would love to visit Colombia and Venezuela as Latina/Big ass's/Big tits/Curvy is my thing  but again risky countries that might not take too well to punting.
Will have to do a lot more research into Morocco/South America, isn't our summer months South Americas winter?

[CoolTiger]

Ibiza is not really my scene as not a party type, I haven't crossed Morocco off as of yet but as you said - it being an Arab country, things are very serious if it goes tits up out there, also I don't really know what girls from Morocco look like in general. On the other hand if I went to Barcelona I think it would get very expensive at 150 euros an hour, twice a day for 10-14 days 

If you can afford it, good luck. As a comparison, for Ibiza we were being quoted €200 for 1hr, or €1,000 for an overnight by Columbian beauties.

[CoolTiger]

In my whole life I have only ever found 1 Thai attractive and that is a massage provider on here but she might be a he!! I would love to visit Colombia and Venezuela as Latina/Big ass's/Big tits/Curvy is my thing  but again risky countries that might not take too well to punting.
Will have to do a lot more research into Morocco/South America, isn't our summer months South Americas winter?

I have pushed for and with some help from a few members, a Morocco Wiki guide has been created.

External Link/Members Only

If you can time your visit to coincide with a few of the regulars on that thread, you will have a great time, and also learn all the tricks of how to punt safely in Morocco.

Last month Nike (THE expert and main contributor in the Marrakesh thread) was there for approx one week and 3 or 4 other members hooked up with him and had a great time.

I met up with him in my first trip last August and feel quite confident about going solo on my next visit.
 
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[horsa]

If you can afford it, good luck. As a comparison, for Ibiza we were being quoted €200 for 1hr, or €1,000 for an overnight by Columbian beauties.

Lets just say the exchange rate is 1 for 1 - that is basically the same as here

[horsa]

I have pushed for and with some help from a few members, a Morocco Wiki guide has been created.

External Link/Members Only

If you can time your visit to coincide with a few of the regulars on that thread, you will have a great time, and also learn all the tricks of how to punt safely in Morocco.

Last month Nike (THE expert and main contributor in the Marrakesh thread) was there for approx one week and 3 or 4 other members hooked up with him and had a great time.

I met up with him in my first trip last August and feel quite confident about going solo on my next visit.
 
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IMO if you visit a country to punt that doesn't speak English or you speaking the native language your going to have a hard time, so maybe it is a choice of Barcelona and Morocco

[hggcraig]

In my whole life I have only ever found 1 Thai attractive and that is a massage provider on here but she might be a he!! I would love to visit Colombia and Venezuela as Latina/Big ass's/Big tits/Curvy is my thing  but again risky countries that might not take too well to punting.
Will have to do a lot more research into Morocco/South America, isn't our summer months South Americas winter?

Fair enough. Look into the Mansion in Colombia, its in Medellin, although I haven't been yet, read a few reports on it and it sounds really good.

You stay at the Mansion in a secure compound and they let in freelancers to drink at the bar there every night. Apparently the service is really good and the women stunning. You can go outside and punt too if you fancy it, Medellin supposed to be relatively safe these days.

[Jimmyredcab]

Why not Thailand or Cambodia? Colombia and Venezuela look good too

He did specify 5 hours maximum flying time, Bangkok is around 12 hours.     

[Brazilian Martian]

In my whole life I have only ever found 1 Thai attractive and that is a massage provider on here but she might be a he!! I would love to visit Colombia and Venezuela as Latina/Big ass's/Big tits/Curvy is my thing  but again risky countries that might not take too well to punting.
Will have to do a lot more research into Morocco/South America, isn't our summer months South Americas winter?

The winter months are Jan and December plus it's still hot just not as hot as it would normally be plus you are only looking at Venezuela or Colombia they are north at the top so it should be ok

[horsa]

The winter months are Jan and December plus it's still hot just not as hot as it would normally be plus you are only looking at Venezuela or Colombia they are north at the top so it should be ok

what is your opinion on visiting them 2 countries or even Brazil without speaking their language??

[horsa]

i would consider anywhere in the Mediterranean aswell!!

[Azucar D Artagnan]

i would consider anywhere in the Mediterranean aswell!!

Malaga 

[CoolTiger]

i would consider anywhere in the Mediterranean aswell!!

Algarve. There was a recent report on here for Villa Moura.

[Brazilian Martian]

what is your opinion on visiting them 2 countries or even Brazil without speaking their language??

It depends on how confident and outgoing you are,  I would recommend brazil or colombia before venezuela but it's entirely up to you. You dnt need to be fluent in either language but I would suggest learning a few words or phrases as that will help you big time.

As most of the prossies you will meet will not speak a word of English, but this will also depend on what type of prossie you will meet and your budget.

[Azucar D Artagnan]

..... I would recommend brazil or colombia before venezuela but it's entirely up to you. You dnt need to be fluent in either language but I would suggest learning a few words or phrases as that will help you big time.

As most of the prossies you will meet will not speak a word of English, but this will also depend on what type of prossie you will meet and your budget.

Malaga would be my recommendation as it is less than 2 & 1/2hr flight and its very organised and safe but with a African SWs option if you like that as well 

B.M. makes a good recommendation if you are more adventureous . Go to the N.E. Brasil for incredible women and prices ( English and Spanish won't work there ) or stick to Rio and S.P. for very organised professionals at almost Euroland $s where some english is spoken !

[Marmalade]

I think South America does maybe depend a bit on your travel experience. Brazil is a very big country with many different 'scenes'. Most tourists these days just go to Rio and sadly pay thru the nose. Rio is no longer a cheap destination but still an awesome one. Many people make the mistake of thinking SA countries are full of dumbos and that is far from the case. São Paulo has a resident git that will show people round but the city is a megapolis and no beach or obvious tourist attractions. Other places need a certain amount of know how plus the need for a bit of Porto is more pronounced. BsAs Argentina is one of the easier SA destinations even without Spanish - just do your research carefully first. Ecuador is still pretty 'home-grown' as long as you can stay out of trouble. Colombia - can be quite high-powered -- places where experienced people will take the uninitiated under their wing exist in Medellin, which would be a great place to start. Venezuela, see recent thread.

SA is literally a whole new world and makes Asia look like a kindergarten.

[Marmalade]

Malaga would be my recommendation as it is less than 2 & 1/2hr flight and its very organised and safe but with a African SWs option if you like that as well 

B.M. makes a good recommendation if you are more adventureous . Go to the N.E. Brasil for incredible women and prices ( English and Spanish won't work there ) or stick to Rio and S.P. for very organised professionals at almost Euroland $s where some english is spoken !

N & N.E. Brazil near the top of my list but to the OP -- little of any English is spoken there. Again, some places are a tad lawless for the unwary. I've met numerous hoodlums and once saw a murder in the street( not close up thankfully). But the bliss of getting away from it all is priceless. Literally go that far though. Vitoria, a decent vomit north of Rio, has been in upheaval after police went on strike and there was a massive surge of rapes and murder. It was a shithole anyway. Further inland Belo is an easier choice, civilised almost European with top end and bottom end with a street full of multi-storey 'eros centres' (cheap walk ups). Quite safe as long as you don't pick a fight or fuck off the bouncers. But hard to know if the OP is even serious of course... the question after all was in the "Europe" section. 

[Marmalade]

what is your opinion on visiting them 2 countries or even Brazil without speaking their language??

They speak enough English in Copacabana to help enjoy emptying your wallet. Think of it as beginner's fee. 

[Marmalade]

Greece is as hot as the dog's bollocks in summer (and fucking freezing in winter). Morocco is ok year-round. If you're a 'passive' holiday punter though (likes it laid on a plate with almost zero hassle), BKK is still worth considering. Very tourist friendly fuckfuck scene, nice weather, appalling smog, party vibe and cheap airfares if you are canny enough.

[Brazilian Martian]

They speak enough English in Copacabana to help enjoy emptying your wallet. Think of it as beginner's fee. 

That would be an expensive beginners fee 

[Marmalade]

That would be an expensive beginners fee 

Tourist trap central and a bit tacky but getting burnt is the quickest way to learn. You can also party in Copa more or less all night, even though places like Help disco are gone. After living there for a few months you can see the shit flying through the air and move your head sideways without losing your stride.  There's many places in Brazil I'd prefer to live in than Copa now though.