External Link/Members OnlySaw Diane a couple of weeks back now. 30mins for £70 at the usual B3 venue.
As usual with this group, her photos are airbrushed heavily but she's decent looking. I'd estimate she's mid-30s. I like ladies around this age but if you're expecting the very young looking girl from the profile you'll be disappointed.
Punt started pretty well. I handed the money over and took a quick shower, then Diane started giving me owo. This was actually very good; not particularly deep but she did a few interesting things down there I really enjoyed. After a while though she suggested we fuck and slid on the condom. Unfortunately this is where things went a little downhill - as soon as we began she started doing a lot of extremely exaggerated moaning and faking an orgasm every fifteen seconds. It was almost like someone doing a comedy impersonation of a Thai hooker from a film and was immensely off-putting. After some cowgirl and mish I took her doggy, at which point she finally shut up and I could enjoy myself enough to pop my load.
This wasn't a terrible punt tbf and if I was just after a post-work BJ some time I'd consider seeing Diane again as she can definitely suck a dick well. The 'me love you long time' theatrics did rather spoil things however and stopped this review being a positive.
