Author Topic: mercedes9090 - Newquay  (Read 1185 times)


1 review(s) for mercedes9090 (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline fred_jones_1990

Feeling horny and not wanting to travel far left me scraping the bottom of the barrel for a punt. Seen this profile hanging around for ages but never did anything about it, now I know why, maybe I have a sixth sense.

Comms and Location

Comms were particularly good. Almost instant responses from AW messages and text back promptly when I arrived. Location is a very residential area and almost walked straight past and went home as there were pensioners both next door and opposite doing their gardening  :D.. house was very messy but she apologised for this and insisted it wasn't normally like that.

Escort

Looks wise I just didn't find her attractive in the slightest. I would of walked but she looked OK when opening the door, face is average and body looked alright when covered by a robe. After I handed over the money and she'd gone and stashed it she came back and got undressed. This is when I knew it would be a struggle. I'm not going to be too harsh but id say more like a size 12-14, saggy tits and looks like she has lost a lot of weight as there is just excess skin everywhere. Hygiene didn't seem to fresh, not that I explored much, but I did notice a clump of something in her arse crack when doing her doggy, wasn't shit and the intrigue of what this mystery item was is probably the best thing ill take from the punt.

She is a nice lass though, easy to talk to, but I wasn't there to talk.   

Services

I had a 15 min quickie and paid £30. A fair amount of that time was spent wanking myself off trying to get hard (why don't girls ever want to suck a flaccid penis, it feels great). Anyway, when I finally got to a semi-erect state she sucked it very lightly a couple of times before suggesting I mount her doggy. Pounded away for 5 mins or so then just wanted to finish.

This is where it becomes a negative for me. I had specifically mentioned that I wanted to try giving her a facial in the AW emails before hand, but when the time came she told me I couldn't cum on her face. I probably would of given the meet a neutral if it weren't for this as it wasn't really her fault I didn't find her attractive.

Anyway, she wanked me off over her tits, then asked me to pass her a towel hanging over the door. When I passed her the towel, she proceeded to wipe the jizz off her tits and the rest of her body with said towel (how many other guys spunk was on this towel I touched  :vomit:)

A bit of small talk followed and then she said "hope to see you again soon". Being the polite gentleman I am I just laughed nervously and left.

Summary

Cheap punt, wouldn't return even for £30 when Cornwall is like a desert for punting. I take a bit of the responsibility but there's no excuse for not giving a service that was agreed. If someone doesn't mind larger ladies they might get on OK but don't expect too much. I punt to bang hot women I couldn't pull for real, so will probably stick to the Roma's from now on.

If anyone wants to know anything else, just ask!!



Offline sigmund

I'd have been surprised if a 15 min quickie included a facial but if it was agreed/discussed beforehand and taken off the table in the punt then it would be wrong not to give it a negative IMO.

Shame you had a bad one bet you're glad it didn't fork out any more than £30 to find out you won't be back.

Got a link?

Offline fred_jones_1990

I'd have been surprised if a 15 min quickie included a facial but if it was agreed/discussed beforehand and taken off the table in the punt then it would be wrong not to give it a negative IMO.

Shame you had a bad one bet you're glad it didn't fork out any more than £30 to find out you won't be back.

Got a link?

Yes I was debating weather to give negative or neutral but considering she knew I was having 15 min quickie before we agreed facial I thought it deserved negative. I don't expect the world for £30 but honesty is a must. I wouldn't say to anyone flat out don't meet her, she was a nice girl and if you like a larger lady it may be a good punt. Might just have been giving a lower service as she says she doesn't normally do 15 min bookings.

forgot to add links to the review so here you go:

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Offline PeachyAssFan

Sorry you had a bad punt. Defo a neg in my opinion. No excuse for lack of personal cleanliness, misleading AW profile and reneging on the deal. One Mercedes that should be heading for the scrapyard, though I recognise that due to lack of decent WGs in Cornwall there are more old bangers still on the road.

Offline EnglishRebecca121

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SHE needs to take facials ofd her page as she states " no cummin on me at all"
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Offline fred_jones_1990

SHE needs to take facials ofd her page as she states " no cummin on me at all"

If you read the review you will see that she took a load on the tits, so she actually needs to remove "no cummin on me at all" and state clearly where she is happy to take it and if it differs for longer bookings.

be nice to know if anyone else has seen her and had similar experiences, particularly longer bookings? More opinions will help other punters no doubt