I'd been wanting to see Busty Noelia (
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Location:Nice clean flat about 5 - 10 minutes walk from Barbican underground. I think another girl works there as I definitely heard two female voices before the door was answered. Didn't actually see this other girl whilst I was there, but there were several rooms so wouldn't be surprised if there was another bedroom.
Looks:Noelia is definitely my type! She's got a cute, round face with full lips and beautiful blue eyes. A natural blonde as far as I can tell and a great set of tits and a neat pussy. Weight wise she definitely carries a few extra pounds and there's a bit of a gut on her, but she's not a BBW. Obviously, this is quite subjective as I know plenty of men who consider anything above a size 8 to be obese.
Attitude:Noelia is definitely a friendly girl and talks decent English (although her EE accent can clutter her words up a bit), but I didn't really get the impression we clicked in any way. She's not miserable and she's fairly laid back, but I've had much more engaging experiences when punting in the past. And, as you'll learn in the next section, there was one thing about her attitude which ruined the whole thing for me.
The Sex:Received an average blowjob from Noelia. Not terrible, but uninspiring and not the type that can transport you to a different realm. She had deodorant on her tits (as a previous punter mentioned), so I spent very little time sucking on them. Her french kissing was also exceptionally light, but I tend to like quite deep kissing so it could be differing techniques clashing there. I went down on her for quite a while, as it's a passion of mine, and her pussy is clean and fairly tight. I don't think she came - she certainly didn't mention it - but she made decent noises and I don't really expect escorts to come.
Decided it was time for the sex and went for missionary followed by doggy style before coming. It's a nice view from behind, but as I pulled out, the main problem with the punt began. I'd only been there for 30 minutes at this point (including a shower), but Noelia started getting dressed immediately. It was quite obviously game over and I'm not one for either arguing with an escort or, more simply, trying to force more fun out of someone who obviously doesn't want to put the effort in.
Overall:It was a strange punt for me, almost felt like a Soho walkup job, but with a few extra bells and whistles on e.g. nicer room, someone who hasn't been banged 30 times in a day and a better range of services. However, it wasn't fantastic sex and the time issue really disappointed me. Had I been offered a round two rather than just being hurried out then I'd have left this at a neutral, but I think this is exceptionally bad form and value, so has to be a negative.