Friendly Lisa – Heathrow

[Tony_Red]

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Finally found some time to post some reviews – majority of meetings took place during back end of last year. Ratings/scores based on personal preferences.

As a fairly impulsive punter I had the urge to release the valve. It was a Sunday and there wasn’t much choice in the Heathrow area. Never really is a great choice to be honest. Lisa was available and I booked her for an hour - £100. Bath Rd Hotel. Cheap parking at the nearby bowling alley (follow the road around to the back).

As soon as she opened the door, I knew, facially, she wasn’t for me. Dick took over and I stayed. Big fucking mistake on my part. Ok, so onto a quick review…


Face 1.5/5. Body 3.5-4/5. Lovely skin.  Although her nipples wouldn’t get hard and pussy looked like it had seen a lot of action. I like dark haired girls (she was dark haired in her pictures), but she had blonde extensions on that day.

Services taken part in: OWO, DFK, RO, Massage, Sex in a few positions.
Services enjoyed: GFE, Doggy. 2nd pop initiated by Lisa. Top class Attitude.
GFE 5/5 A really nice lady that exuded affection. Resting her legs on mine, body kisses, holding hands, smiling, stroking…you name it. The cynic in me felt it was OTT– will give her the benefit of the doubt - I think it’s just the way she is. Or maybe she realised I wasn’t into her and she tried to recover the situation. She did mention that she didn’t put any make-up on and she usually does. Don’t think it would have made a difference for me. But, boy she puts remarkable effort in and she deserves a positive for that. It was my fault I decided to stay, not hers. She asked me to leave feedback/create a field report. This shows she cares about giving a good service; however, I told her I was quitting punting!

Would I return? No, and I’ve got to stop these impulsive punts.

[Top Dog]

Hey Tony 1.5 / 5 for the face is she really that bad  seen some reviews who say she looks a bit like Barbara Streisand who I think was ok looking in her younger days, but seems like everybody that has seen her have all had an issue with her face 

[Tony_Red]

She could be a 1.5, a 2 or a 2.5 - doesn't really matter as anything below a 3/5 and I start to find it difficult to enjoy myself. I just tell it like it is - I am a shallow bastard. I am genuinely envious of some punters - I wish I could fuck some of the so-called uglier girls as it would save me so much money, but I can't.  At £100/hr or £1.66/min I wished she was a 3 or higher, because she is a lovely gal. And, I would definately do Barbra Streisand in her prime and have her sing to me after the deed lol... External Link/Members Only

[Top Dog]

I just tell it like it is - I am a shallow bastard. I am genuinely envious of some punters - I wish I could fuck some of the so-called uglier girls as it would save me so much money, but I can't

Love your honesty mate lol 

[akr]

Some facts about this WG:

She has 2 profiles on AW:

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Says she is Spanish or Polish in actual fact she is Romanian.

[Cunning Punt]

Some facts about this WG:

She has 2 profiles on AW:

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Says she is Spanish or Polish in actual fact she is Romanian.

Have you actually made bookings under both profiles then?

I've seen "Gia" but not seen Lisa and the previous references to the hotel, not being very attractive and the gap in the teeth made me wonder whether they were one and the same girl. However, the prices are different.

Can anyone else confirm this one way or another - perhaps someone who isn't putting up their first-ever post?!

[akr]

I have seen Gia but not Lisa as why should I pay an extra £20.
I am certain Gia is also Lisa.

I guess the difference in price is to maximise the number of punters she sees.

[Cunning Punt]

I have seen Gia but not Lisa as why should I pay an extra £20.
I am certain Gia is also Lisa.

I guess the difference in price is to maximise the number of punters she sees.

My question wasn't about price, it was about how do you know they are the same girl - and that remains as you now confirm you haven't actually booked 'Lisa'.

We could all hazard a guess looking at their profiles/on info here, but that's not conclusive proof.
What info do you have that makes you certain they are one and the same?

[Monsieur69]

I saw the dark haired Friendly Lisa a few months ago and the photos and mobile number all add up. I think the blonde version is a different person with a different mobile number. The blonde shows her face and that was not the person I saw for more money.

[Cunning Punt]

I saw the dark haired Friendly Lisa a few months ago and the photos and mobile number all add up. I think the blonde version is a different person with a different mobile number. The blonde shows her face and that was not the person I saw for more money.

Thanks, different or not, I would warn anyone booking Gina that the photos on her profile look nothing like her in person - extremely photoshopped.
She was brunette, not blond when I saw her just over a year ago.

[mrhappypants]

I think the clue is in the name.  It reminds me of a blind date with a "lovely personality and great sense of humour."   If the best a pimp can come up with to attract punters is "Friendly" you should be managing your expectations accordingly. 

Is it worth starting a thread on least attractive / warning-light WG names? 

[akr]

As I mentioned I have seen Gia and she looks nothing like the pics - she has black hair and the description of her face matches that of Lisa.