alice sexy x | Southampton

[Faraday]

AGE  18ish
NATIONALITY  Romanian
PAID  £100 for a 1 hour incall
SERVICES DELIVERED  OWO | RO | CIM
SERVICES REFUSED  N/A - no other services requested
POSITIVES  Young | pretty | sexy body | cute bum | friendly | good OWO & CIM
NEUTRALS  English could be better | whispering
NEGATIVES  Held at arm's length | FK didn't happen
LINK  External Link/Members Only

PRE-PUNT  Initial contact was by text, and everything went according to plan after that. She's based in a clean, modern flat in the Ocean Village area of Southampton. I parked in a public car park just 2 minutes' walk from her place (£2 for 2 hours). I don't know the city at all, but it seemed like a perfectly decent and safe neighbourhood to me. Just remember to have 60p ready for the Itchen Toll Bridge if you're driving from the east.

LOOKS 9/10  Alice's AW profile age (18) is believable I would say. In my opinion, she's prettier and younger than the profile pics would suggest. I loved her quirky look - wide mouth with dark lipstick - just the kind of thing I'm after. The pics don't lie about her body either. She's very slender - with pert tits, a jewel in her navel and a super-sexy little bum. Definitely no disappointments there.

SERVICE 6/10  This is where it gets difficult - trying to be fair to Alice, whilst also reflecting the fact that I came away from this punt feeling rather despondent. The sad truth is that, although I got a technically perfect OWO from her with a CIM finish, she didn't deliver something else which is far more important to me. She didn't deliver a first-encounter-with-a-new-non-escort-sexual-partner-experience - or FEWANNESPE for short. By that I mean the sort of encounter where you really get to grips with the girl - kissing, groping, fumbling, bra-undoing - just like you would with a 'civilian'. I sensed - as I often do - that I was being held at arm's length, figuratively speaking. Two minutes of proper kissing and groping and petting will get me hard and horny. After 20 minutes of Alice's oral with eye contact and all the rest of it, I still only had a semi-on because that initial spark and pump-priming wasn't there. You could say I'm getting old (which I am) but really this was always the case with me, even when I was younger. Even the smallest prohibition - don't do this, don't touch that - makes my libido plummet. And there were a few of those moments with Alice. I marvel at some of the reviews on here in which the guy actually has a dispute with the girl over services, yet still goes on to perform and fuck the brains out of her. That's totally incomprehensible to me. Why do I need to be fair to Alice? Because she actually came across as a really nice person. She didn't try to rush me out - the only reason I left early was that I'd lost heart. She's was trying to please, but working within a limited model of what escorting involves. She simply wasn't offering what I wanted and needed, and that's all there is to it. Something that really didn't help either was the whispering thing that another reviewer has mentioned. You get shushed if you attempt to speak to her at anything approaching normal volume. This dampens the mood right from the very beginning. It hinders communication too, especially since her English is far from perfect.

VERDICT  Alice is probably one of the better Romanian girls - and I'm sure there are more robust, service-tick-list-orientated souls who will see her and think "Great! Fit bird! Does CIM!" etc etc - so she doesn't really deserve a negative. As for me, I need to continue my quest with AW searches that will probably exclude Romanians in the future. It is possible to get what I want at £100 per hour. Liliana - my last punt (and a Lithuanian) - provided it. Deluxe Pleasure (a Bulgarian) also delivered - though admittedly she charges £120. And, of course, I got it from a couple of English girls recently for £150 - but that's more than I really want to pay, unless I have to.

[Jamboney]

Good honest review, but I'm assuming this is the correct link? External Link/Members Only

[Faraday]

Sorry - wrong link in my review.

It should be External Link/Members Only

Don't know whether it's possible for admin to insert the above link in the review itself?

[Faraday]

Good honest review, but I'm assuming this is the correct link? External Link/Members Only

Thanks, and yes - sorry - I've just noticed the wrong link myself.

[Cunning Punt]

Thanks for the review as she's been hovering around my HL, as I'm sure many others, though only one previous review.

She sounds better than your average Romanian in that she does OWO and even CIM, but no FK is expected and a black mark.

I couldn't stand being told to "Sshhh" by anyone, especially a teenaged Romanian prossie, though she's changed her birthday since being on here.

Her face and body shape look slightly odd in the pictures, though she may be better in person.

[Faraday]

Thanks for the review as she's been hovering around my HL, as I'm sure many others, though only one previous review.

She sounds better than your average Romanian in that she does OWO and even CIM, but no FK is expected and a black mark.

I couldn't stand being told to "Sshhh" by anyone, especially a teenaged Romanian prossie, though she's changed her birthday since being on here.

Her face and body shape look slightly odd in the pictures, though she may be better in person.

Facially, I think she does look better in person - though I did notice that her face was a bit darker than the rest of her body, as though she'd applied fake tan to it perhaps. She has a very slender waist and ribcage on top of a full, round bottom - which could look unusual from some angles I suppose.

[LookNoHands]

I met her when she first started and was really taken by her - in the flesh she has quite a beauty that is not fully there in photos - hard to explain but she was really elegant, sweet natured, good humoured and in my case very enthusiastic. Very sad that her private gallery has no nudes of her - one video of her masturbating is available... she has a lovely pussy arse. When she first met and was walking me to her room I was mesmerised by her arse in a skimpy g-string. I may post a review of my experience with her - but my experience was a bit odd and was at a time when she was offering services no longer available, so it may not be of mush use other than to give you an idea of how she behaved. Not odd in a bad way I should say - as another 30 minutes and I would have fallen in love... just that things didn't go as expected, but it was great anyway.

[Jamboney]

I met her when she first started and was really taken by her - in the flesh she has quite a beauty that is not fully there in photos - hard to explain but she was really elegant, sweet natured, good humoured and in my case very enthusiastic. Very sad that her private gallery has no nudes of her - one video of her masturbating is available... she has a lovely pussy arse. When she first met and was walking me to her room I was mesmerised by her arse in a skimpy g-string. I may post a review of my experience with her - but my experience was a bit odd and was at a time when she was offering services no longer available, so it may not be of mush use other than to give you an idea of how she behaved. Not odd in a bad way I should say - as another 30 minutes and I would have fallen in love... just that things didn't go as expected, but it was great anyway.

IMO you should do the review. I'm personally interested in more detail as to how you found the experience a bit odd