Apple Pie - Kings Cross - My first punt

[Cgxrudkp12]

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Firstly I would like to apologise for any errors in my review or format of my review

So I am a long time reader of the forum but very new to the punting game, so thought I'd play it safeish with a vanilla punt for my first outing.

Comms

Nightmare to get hold of i texted & called on numerous occasions to no avail. So thought I'd try one more time and did  get through , booking made for same day with 7 hours notice.

Venue

5 minute walk from Kings Cross Station. Very discrete and fit for use.

The Girl
Face 8/10
Body 8/10 fantastic ass for an Asian girl (main reason for booking)

She is very pretty and is exactly my type I would say her proportions on the AW profile are accurate and she speaks fluent English with an american twang.

The Meet

Intro
Started off with a peck on the cheeks and she offered me a drink, I then sorted out paperwork £170 for an hour including anal. I declined the drink and she offered me a shower which I accepted. All pretty bog standard thus far.

Round One

I don't do kissing, OWO or RO as I do not want to enhance the risk of catching an STD.

So began with me lying on the bed some mutual fondling she then began to proceed with a hand job and then went to suck my dick without a condom , I politely ask her I prefer with a condom, she was shocked and responded saying I am very clean are you sure? Haha.

To be perfectly honest I couldn't feel a thing with the rubber on so i asked if i could finger her and she said no sorry. So just through fuck it let's get to it. Asked her to ride me cowgirl and then we switched to mish. She could take a right pounding , legs in the air and balls deep.

Then moved onto doggy again she can sure take it hard , i went to town and at no point did she move position to suit her it was all to my liking. Then onto anal and this was the highlight of the punt for me , again balls deep slamming the absolute shit out of her (literally.) I must say I was surprised by how well she took it , I then finished in her ass.

She cleaned me up, offered me a massage which i declined and then she began talking and talking and talking. I was given her very limited responses as I haven't paid £170 to have a chit chat about where she comes from etc etc. I asked her to please stop talking and just let me relax in silence for one or two mins and then we can go again. She was a little stunned and probably thought I was very rude but hey ho that's me and I am paying for your time.

Round Two
More of the same I skipped oral and just went straight for the pussy , had her in various positions of doggy style .. Legs together , standing , lying down, prone bone. Then anal again and I went extra hard to see how much she could take.. She didn't even flinch. Fair play to the girl.

This time no chit chat after which was great I cleaned up considered going for round three as still had 15mins on clock but was getting a bit tired so headed off.

Overall

Neutral because she is very expensive I think for what I got. Having been my first punt I haven't got anything to compare against but looking through various reviews I can see there is better value out there.
Will give her props for her anal skills and willingness to please.

Won't be returning for the simple fact she is over priced but decent nevertheless.

[OutForJustice80]

Pretty damn good first review although you forgot to sign off with "Treat her well".

[sHiNy]

Rather hear her talking than having sit there in awkward silence. Neither the less, sounded like a good punt, though comms seemed like a let down.

[pewpewpew]

You don't want to increase your chances of catching an sti so you slam her dirt box instead?

[pewpewpew]

Anyway, I've wanted to see apple pie for ages but she is too damn expensive. I want the anal and swallow but £190?

Heard before that she has some black in her genes which accounts for the booty. Any sign of this or does she look pure thai?

[Cgxrudkp12]

Rather hear her talking than having sit there in awkward silence. Neither the less, sounded like a good punt, though comms seemed like a let down.

Yeah each to their own, I don't mind awkward silences

I Should of been clearer really the neutral rating was also due to poor comms.

[Cgxrudkp12]

You don't want to increase your chances of catching an sti so you slam her dirt box instead?

Yes with a condom.

I would say protected anal sex carries a much lower chance of catching an STI than oral both ways unprotected.

[Cgxrudkp12]

Anyway, I've wanted to see apple pie for ages but she is too damn expensive. I want the anal and swallow but £190?

Heard before that she has some black in her genes which accounts for the booty. Any sign of this or does she look pure thai?

No black genes I think she said she was half Thai / half Korean or half Phillipine but I wasn't really listening.

[SamLP]

Guy knows her rate, pays it, then gives her a neutral because she is expensive 
Gets to fuck a fit girl, does anal but out of choice refuses FK, OWO & RO. So why did you book her again?

[Cgxrudkp12]

Guy knows her rate, pays it, then gives her a neutral because she is expensive 
Gets to fuck a fit girl, does anal but out of choice refuses FK, OWO & RO. So why did you book her again?

Booked her because she looked hot and was a good location for me.

Yes I knew the rate and knew she was expensive. The neutral is because I did not think she provided me with a £170 experience. I did not leave feeling 'wow I want to return again.' As I said she took the sex well but was a bit boring and didn't initiate different positions or seem to be that into it.

This was my first punt so maybe I am expecting too much. After a few more this might well in hindsight be a positive.

[claretandblue]

Sounds like a complete waste of money, if you just want to punt and fuck save your cash and go to soho or buy a blow up doll!

[Cgxrudkp12]

Sounds like a complete waste of money, if you just want to punt and fuck save your cash and go to soho or buy a blow up doll!

Don't really get your point .. Doesn't everybody just want to punt and fuck? What else is there too this?

[claretandblue]

Don't really get your point .. Doesn't everybody just want to punt and fuck? What else is there too this?

You have a very limited list of services you want to explore ,soho caters for this at a far less price...

If you have lurked as you say on here you will know there is lots to do on a punt other than simply cover up and empty your balls

[Cgxrudkp12]

You have a very limited list of services you want to explore ,soho caters for this at a far less price...

If you have lurked as you say on here you will know there is lots to do on a punt other than simply cover up and empty your balls

Yes I am aware of that , but she did not offer the other services that I would be interested in.

I wanted a vanilla punt for my first go but did expect a bit more bang for my buck.

[claretandblue]

Yes I am aware of that , but she did not offer the other services that I would be interested in.

I wanted a vanilla punt for my first go but did expect a bit more bang for my buck.

Fair enough an hour of just fucking with no owo, dfk,ro etc is a long time!hope you're next one is better for you

[Red_baron]

:Lol...Her going rate is 150, but you turn down owo and dfk and pay extra for anal???  oh, and you then give her a neutral??

[Cunning Punt]

First off, thanks for the detailed review.

You acknowledge she took a good pounding without complaint in both vaginal and anal sex (few escorts do the latter willingly). Comms were difficult but you got there in the end.

Ratings are up to individuals but I am not quite sure what you were expecting, £170 or not. You yourself opted for such limited services.

Going on her previous 12 reviews (all positive), if you had indulged in the FK, OWO and RO, I'm sure you would have had a much better punt. That you didn't - for whatever reasons - was down to you.

As a tip, there are also kinder and more subtle ways to shut a WG up, other than telling her to be quiet (which wouldn't have helped the mood). Just put your cock in their mouth!

[SamLP]

Booked her because she looked hot and was a good location for me.

Yes I knew the rate and knew she was expensive. The neutral is because I did not think she provided me with a £170 experience. I did not leave feeling 'wow I want to return again.' As I said she took the sex well but was a bit boring and didn't initiate different positions or seem to be that into it.

This was my first punt so maybe I am expecting too much. After a few more this might well in hindsight be a positive.

Kinda difficult to get the wow feeling when you've opted not to partake in several of her services and told her to shut up. Maybe you should have looked for a WG who offer a pse service, not sure if it will be any better but it could be you want a dirty talking slut to bang away and moan loudly.

[Northlondonash]

Yes I knew the rate and knew she was expensive. The neutral is because I did not think she provided me with a £170 experience. I did not leave feeling 'wow I want to return'

I'm interested to know what constitutes a "£170 experience" in your opinion?
Anal? Check
Kissing, RO, OWO? You declined
Can take a pounding both in her V and A without any prossie tactics employed? Check
Was friendly and communicative? You told her to shut up essentially.

you said it's your first time punting and you wanted something vanilla, which seems to contradict the negative points you raised.

I can't quite decide if your extremely confident or just a dick, as I certainly wouldn't have the balls to be outright rude and tell her to shut up on my first punt!

[blueruin]

Giving a girl a good anal pounding isnt exactly vanilla service. If this was your first punt and you rated it a neutral I think you are going to be in for a fair bit of disappointment with your later punts.

It reads like she is pretty decent to me, she has just moved up my hotlist.

[sHiNy]

Give this guy a break it was his first punt and he was expecting more so just leave it at that.
He gave a neutral so just take it and leave it.

[Strikar]

Agree with that comment, it is his first punt so he deserves a bit of slack.

Having sampled Appje myself I feel he is in for a shock with future punts if he thinks that's an average punt.

[Cunning Punt]

Agree with that comment, it is his first punt so he deserves a bit of slack.

Having sampled Appje myself I feel he is in for a shock with future punts if he thinks that's an average punt.

You've rather convincingly argued against yourself with your very accurate second point.

We're not taking issue with this review just to be argumentative. He's a new punter and making him aware that Apple Pie is one of the better SPs helps to give him some sense of realism.

Plus, as we've said, if he opted for FK, OWO and didn't tell WGs to shut up, he would have better punts.

It's advice, repeatedly and firmly delivered to make the situation very clear, which will help him out.

[Cgxrudkp12]

Points taken and thanks for the replies.

Seems like I did expect way too much from the first punt. Just my opinion that paying that kind of money I would of expected to leave with a huge smile on my face and should want to come back for more... I didn't get that feeling.

[Zeusthedoc]

Points taken and thanks for the replies.

Seems like I did expect way too much from the first punt. Just my opinion that paying that kind of money I would of expected to leave with a huge smile on my face and should want to come back for more... I didn't get that feeling.

i think the consensus is that given your preferences you perhaps booked the wrong SP to have a session with.

you don't want:
OWO
RO
DFK
Talking

You want:
take a pounding pussy & anal

of course £170p/h is too much - if i wanted a mobile phone that literally only makes/receives calls and texts and then i buy an iPhone (which i then tell to shut up - SIRI can be a talkative bitch sometimes), of course i am going to feel like i have overpaid.

it's your review - you rate it however you so wish, but if you want people to take your reviews seriously, you need to match your expectations with the what a SP offers. otherwise, the constant mismatch of expectations vs reality will leave you bitter and wanting to do something silly.

[Strikar]

You've rather convincingly argued against yourself with your very accurate second point.

We're not taking issue with this review just to be argumentative. He's a new punter and making him aware that Apple Pie is one of the better SPs helps to give him some sense of realism.

Plus, as we've said, if he opted for FK, OWO and didn't tell WGs to shut up, he would have better punts.

It's advice, repeatedly and firmly delivered to make the situation very clear, which will help him out.

I agree with the constructive criticism overall and did say a "Bit" of slack, just felt some of the wording / tone of replies was harsh on a newbie.

[Zeusthedoc]

I agree with the constructive criticism overall and did say a "Bit" of slack, just felt some of the wording / tone of replies was harsh on a newbie.

no-one is here to hold his hand. i get the fact that we should be encouraging to new members who are genuine and are trying to contribute to this board.

but this hobby does require an element of savviness/street smarts on behalf of both WGs&punters.

-if you tell someone to shut up, they're likely to be somewhat pissed off at you.
-if you want a egg&cress sandwich, don't go to subway
-don't pay for a cab and then catch the bus
-if you've never gone to a car auction before, it might be an idea to do some research so you better understand what to expect and how not to end up doing something foolish

[Brisingr]

I completely agree with everyone else here. Based on the services you wanted and your expectations, I don't think Apple had much of a chance of being worth £170.

I'm also really new to punting but am waiting until I see a few more girls before I submit any reviews. The more punts I have, the more i'm able to judge whose good and bad. You could do the same, seems a little unfair on Apple giving this a neutral when she provided all the services you were after..

[The_Celt]

I wanted a vanilla punt for my first go but did expect a bit more bang for my buck.

Contradiction in terms in my book.
Sounds like Apple Pie did well enough under the circumstances. Try telling most Asian WG's to shut up and the punt will go south PDQ. Go Chinese if you want a cold mute but the better Thai WG's are naturally sociable creatures. Get a few more punts under your belt and you may just yet appreciate AP's service.

[EnglishRebecca121]

." I asked her to please stop talking and just let me relax in silence for one or two mins and then we can go again. She was a little stunned and probably thought I was very rude but hey ho that's me and I am paying for your time."

so you would rather sit in silence in between rounds?
to be fair to the girl she did well not to respond rudely back to you,i probably would have you shpuld have worded it better

[mf_1101]

OP can rate the review how he wants, doesn't put me off her in anyway. Onto the HL.

Also next time you punt OP if you are looking for OW and vanilla, lot of cheaper prossies will do it. I mean fair play if you think its a neutral, I can't judge how you felt but from my pov you are setting expectations too high.

Also being rude to the prossie by telling her to shush will probably fuck her off and she might not wanna book you again. I advise you don't do this unless you never plan to see her again.

[InstaPunt]

I think the criticism for telling her not to talk was a bit hard. People assume it was rude or probably nice guys think how dare he speaks to a woman like that, but the way he described it it just seemed assertive and she probably respects him for it.

Comms, how was comms once you made contact? I don't know if a girls comms deserves judgments until once you've gotten through on the phone or received the first text.

[maddog6969]

I think people are being a bit harsh on this guy. Apple looks ok  and provides a decent service, but I don't think she's an all star either. And when I was there, so kept going on and on about how she only likes big dick, and how she feels nothing when guys are "average or small" (note I am 6 inches, and she was telling me this). Mind you she said all this without trying to be mean... In my opinion, if she didn't have a slightly larger than average booty for an asian girl, there would be little to talk about.

[Cgxrudkp12]

I think the criticism for telling her not to talk was a bit hard. People assume it was rude or probably nice guys think how dare he speaks to a woman like that, but the way he described it it just seemed assertive and she probably respects him for it.

Comms, how was comms once you made contact? I don't know if a girls comms deserves judgments until once you've gotten through on the phone or received the first text.

Once comms were initiated it was smooth sailing was just getting hold of her a pain in the backside. Couple texts and time arranged very easily.

[Cgxrudkp12]

." I asked her to please stop talking and just let me relax in silence for one or two mins and then we can go again. She was a little stunned and probably thought I was very rude but hey ho that's me and I am paying for your time."

so you would rather sit in silence in between rounds?
to be fair to the girl she did well not to respond rudely back to you,i probably would have you shpuld have worded it better

Yes I would prefer that.

I didn't tell her to any shut up I said precisely what I wrote "please stop talking for a minute or two" It was as subtle as I could make it. If you have punted her you will know it is nit just a little chit chat but a lot of talking.

I also thought it was a time-wasting tactic so I wanted to nip it in the bud quickly.