Author Topic: AltEmma (Staines) Big Fat Munter  (Read 2535 times)


2 review(s) for AltEmma (1 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline HappyandLucky

Price: would have been £70 mins – I walked

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Location – Flat in residential street within 5 minutes walk of the train station

Appearance: I phoned ahead to check on her stats etc.  This was a bucket list punt for me as wanted to try a bit of light domination for the first time.  Anyway she confirms on the phone 14/16 as per her profile.  Larger than I would usually go for, but this was a dom service so thought I would go with the flow. I was looking for a Dom introduction with possibly handjob as this WG offers bareback which I would not take the risk with. Her face photos on her profile show a simple girl next door face.

Different strokes for different folks, but I turn up and an absolute munter opens the door in a black outfit and black thick tights. WTF. I am not sure if they do a size 30+ but she was the shape of a barrel and her fat chubby legs had more circumference than my waist. In addition, her face had put on 10lbs of fat and her face photos must be several years out of date. I was so a taken back I say it as it is, she had the face of a bulldog. I asked to see Emma and the WG said I am Emma.  Quite clearly she takes the piss as many do with her description and profile. I was looking for a dom intro where I thought looks were less important, but Emma was a total turn off.  The negative is based on I had double checked with her on the phone her looks against profile. I told her in the doorway that she looked nothing like her profile or description. She had lied and I was off back out of the door to a torrent of verbal abuse.

Offline MJ.spritzen

Good on you for walking.

Most would have bit the bullet and went through with it (myself included, i dont know why i feel embarrassed walking away).

Offline NelsonH

May I suggest you try:

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She will look like the photos and is fun and safe.

Offline WhackDaddy

I tried to see her last summer. Fired off email through Adultwork confirmed time, date etc. However tried calling before I got most of the way no reply one pissed off punter :angry:. Just glad i did not travel all the way there but I was way off my normal patch. After your description glad she was not in. I am fed up with these women treating paying punters with contempt. I hope she has a least an inch of dust on her fucking phone. Serves her right.

Glad you walked and reported her.

Offline HappyandLucky

May I suggest you try:

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She will look like the photos and is fun and safe.

She looks great,cheers for taking the time to post a link.  :drinks:

Offline NelsonH

Have seen a few times. Don't worry about her age, she is well fit.

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Thanks for your review HandL.  :hi:
I’ll admit I punt BBWs from time to time and I am partial to the larger lady. I do very much like some of the American models in Voluptuous magazine e.g. Renee Ross, so American Emma and she might’ve been on my radar in the future if in Staines area. So forewarned is forearmed and thank you for that.
There’s a bit of a worrying pattern starting to develop here, that I’m uneasy about.
This makes now two negative reviews of horrendous nightmare visions that follow a completely different, encouraging, positive review from HP. SevdaslaveBBW on p7 or p8 of the London reviews is the other case in point.
Like many others on here, I find HP’s reviews entertaining and a good read but more importantly I have always considered them as truthful. So this now persistent disagreement of opinion I find is a bit of a worrying development.
Yes of course you can make a judgement from available pictures but it is a truthful and favourable review that likely cements the meeting if you were toying with the idea of seeing her.
I would also say that imo at least some (albeit a small number maybe) of HP’s conquests are  :yahoo:  rather than   :scare:   .     
For example, I wouldn’t hesitate to see Mystique44M if she was available and local, she looks lovely. She's a Yorkshire lass too so likely she's salt of the earth.
So guys keep the BBW recommendations coming and also the warnings. They really do help paint a picture.
 :thumbsup:

Offline HappyandLucky

A review is always in the eye of the beholder and as l walked I can't comment on how good or bad her services might be. If Emma published her latest looks and didn't outwardly lie then she might get more bookings from those looking for an XXXL WG. It would also prevent wasteing punters time when a 14/16 turns out to be a massive fat munter. I guess she relies on a percentage of punters staying rather than walking.