I have been having a shockingly dry spell since ’Shy Tiffany’ went home. I’ve been really busy with work, and the odd punt I have managed to squeeze in has been pretty dull, to be honest. I need some friendly UK Punter to PM me the details of a Shy Tiffany clone, please. Central London, obvs.
So – desperate straights call for desperate measures - I thought I would give ‘HOD I’ a go, and Chloe. Loads of positive reviews, but…meh.
Not my cup of tea – no real spark. Not sure it was me or her.
All I can offer up from my perspecitve is:
- She’s quite ‘generously proportioned’, which really isn’t my thing
- She practices an ever-so-slightly weird open-mouthed kiss
- She has fake boobs
- She didn't seem particularly in to it
So, it took me ages to get a hard-on, which isn't usually my problem. I did manage to ‘shoot the meat rocket into the sausage wallet’, but it was a pretty dull experience.
Sorry, Chloe. You were charming and accommodating, but you didn’t do it for me.
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