External Link/Members OnlyShort version: Well fuck me, never have I had a shag as shit as this. Avoid.
Long version: I was in need of emptying my nuts cheaply and quickly one afternoon. Dunno if it was Carmen herself but after phoning I quickly received a text with the postcode, asking to call 15 mins before I got there. Once there I was given the door number. All fine so far.
She came to the door dressed in a tatty pyjama/tracksuit and led me to her room at the back. We walked past the front room where I could hear other people and a telly on. She made friendly small talk about the weather etc. She asked what I wanted, I told her 15 mins. She said ok and I handed her £40. Once this slut had the cash in her hands, her demeanor immediately turned cold and she replied its either a BJ or sex, not both for this price/time. I was looking to spray my spunk quickly and not looking for a GFE. I just wanted to slide into a (any) cunthole, so I smiled and said I'll have the sex. I think she actually could not believe that I was fine with it and repeated it and I repeated that I was fine with that, which in hindsight pissed her off even more!
She went to give her cash to her pimp/maid or whatever (really wish it was some psycho pimp now!!) and told me to get ready. When she returned I had stripped and she laid out the usual, towel-of-a-thousand-cocks, on the bed. She took off her tracksuit bottoms and pants and started lubing her dry cunt and told me to get on the bed. I asked her if she was going to remove her tracksuit ziptop but she just told me to get on the bed again.
Still thinking she would eventually get the milkers out, I let her put a condom on my limp dick. No effort of any kind to make my dick hard. I told her get your tits out but she then refused and ordered me to fuck her. I couldn't get it in unless i folded it, put it in and then unfolded it inside her origami style. She just lay there glaring at me and refused to do anything to get my dick up. I didn't want to make a fuss knowing there is a room full of people next door who may give me a quick trip to the hospital.
I just thought fuck it and concentrated on getting hard with my flaccid cock half in the minge of a half clothed prostitute who didn't want me to enjoy myself. Eventually after a few strokes I filled the johnny and she put her clothes back on and for some reason forced herself to say thanks which given her coldness came out of the blue!
I didn't bother telling her how shit the experience was and just focused on getting out asap with no small talk apart from a polite bye. I probably left her thinking I was a sucker for still looking pleased despite being pissed off. Sadly for future punters, she will think this kind of 'service' is acceptable to give.
What a shit punt - My worst ever - If you don't like the job of being a cum bucket and can't stand to let punters have any kind of enjoyment don't do this job you useless fucking cunt.
But still £40 and I emptied my nuts so fuck it. That's why its called punting...
AVOID.
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