I'm torn between Neutral and Negative with this one, as there were redeeming features.
However, I'm left with the feeling that I shagged the Mama-San.
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Basically I'm kicking myself a bit for not walking and putting the £60 to better use, but my dick was doing the thinking that afternoon.
Phoned 10 minutes ahead and was told there were 2 girls.
Arrived at the venue on the Brighton Rd (fairly discreet entrance up an external staircase hidden between 2 shops)
Was let into the flat by a Thai lady in her 40s (I'm guessing)
She was friendly enough, ushered me into a bedroom.
She made a gesture about applying make up, I assumed she was the Maid and she was referring to a girl getting herself ready.
As our exchange continued it then became apparent that the other girl was busy for an hour and she would be servicing me herself...
I should have walked but as she was friendly enough, had a tight fitting smart dress and wasn't exactly ugly I agreed to go through with it and handed over £60 for 30 mins.
I'd cycled for over an hour, but was denied use of the shower AND THE TOILET (blaming the hour booking upstairs blocking access to the bathroom)
Again- I should have walked... but I'd been out of this world for nearly a month and carelessly let myself fall into this one.
I stood around awkwardly naked while she made a quick phonecall to God knows who.
Then we started to get on with it.
Her body wasn't bad. I refrained from RO, as I had doubts about both of our hygiene at this stage.
Kissing was restricted, with mostly closed mouth, sometimes allowing a little, other times turning away completely.
She was light enough to pick her up and let her straddle me standing up.
The doorbell rang and we both watched a punter outside on the CCTV which was plugged into the TV in the room...
He walked away after getting no reply and she said he should have called ahead to book.
She was quite energetic and (apart from the kissing) willing and enthusiastic.
She teased a lot before the condom went on. In fact the way the grinding was going on I felt I could have gone in Bareback if I really wanted (and nearly did) I was the one who ended up opening the condom and put it on myself.
Came pretty soon anyway.
Nice thing is she let me stay inside afterwards unlike every other punt I've experienced where you're extricated pretty much immediately.
After feeling hard again and still inside I asked for a 2nd round, which she agreed to so put on another condom.
A bit more vanilla with limited kissing.
No real pressure to finish on time, but as I was aware the half hour was coming up I whipped off the condom and finshed myself off by hand.
Again- no access to toilet or shower.
I asked to wash my face in the kitchen sink, but she was coy about letting me in, so filled a bottle with water and offered me a freshen up over the waste bin.
I'm hoping the other girl was a bit sexier, but can't see myself risking a return visit.
Service wasn't awful, but if you go by the website, Bait and Switch doesn't even come close to summing up the reality.
