German FKKs - Entertainers nude, topless orr otherwise ?

[hungupdown]

Was considering a first visit next Easter to view some of the Deutsche sights. Probably flight to Munich then car hire for about a week, aiming first for Augsburg then into NRW as far maybe as Cologne or Dusseldorf.

The idea of having dozens of topless / nude cuties wondering around does appeal!
Apparantly FKK= nudity used to be true, but not sure what's normally the case nowadays. The information available is patchy.

Some places like Artimes, Oase and Sharks have a 'Lingerie day', so I guess others are nude days. Samya has 'topless' mentioned somewhere, so maybe Mondial's the same (being the same owners)?

Does anyone have more dress info on clubs in the area? It wold help in choosing which places to SEE.


Considering (having been guided by this forum): Colosseum (Augsburg, about 90min from Munich Airport); Living Room (Kaarst near Dusseldorf); Night & Day  (Bürstadt, SW of Frankfurt); Oase (Friedrichsdorf near Frankfurt); Samya FKK Club (Cologne); Sharks (Darmstadt); Teenyland (Cologne); World  (Pohlheim, N. of Frankfurt).

Will maybe manage 4 places over the week. It looks like being Colusseum the first day - as I've not come across any other good places in easy reach. Probably will include Samya (good reviews, good food, alcohol included and lower prices - still the case ?).
So nude = Oase and/or Sharks? I dont like crowds, or the idea of queing for rooms which would irritate me (and probably also  the girls). I'll avoid Fri evening at Oase (especially as it's Good Friday), are there any other busy time&places?



The best (cheapest) car hire deals I've seen are all 'limited milage' max 250km/day. I'''m guessing that's average, eg 4 days hire max 1000km, so doing say 400km, 50km, 400km and 100km would be fine. Or does tracking now mean they can charge you for over 250km on any day?
Looking at InterRent, a compact is under £10 /day. I'd prefer travel by train, but taxi fares to out of town venues would soon mount up.

[hungupdown]

GIRL NUMBERS & TYPES
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More info ot the girls would also help: likely numbers (and ratio to men), age range/distribution figure type and beauty ( slim natural / well endowed / barbi type / augmented / with tattoos, bolt-ons, etc).

What I can find is very patchy.
Some club websites give a daily number without saying if it's the total, maximum at any time or minimum.
Some forum reports give numbers but don't say what day, time or type of girl. "Stunning" is very subjective and not much help alone.  Numbers can vary quite a lot maybe more on Friday / Saturday or event days, and most during early evening when early and late shifts overlap.

[Hansolo69]

I think that Jerboa and others have given a pretty good account of what you can expect on the German front.

[Jerboa]

Sounds good don't it? But do you have any idea how far Muenchen is from Duesseldorf?
If I was you make your plan centred around one area like Hessen or NRW, that gives you lots of choice.

[RimJobBob]

Id recommend Berlin over Munich.
The ladies are in various states of dress from naked to sexy!

[vt]

Unless you need to go to Munich for other reasons, you definitely need to fly closer to the action, Cologne usually has cheap flights, you can base yourself near there and enjoy the sights there, the Dusseldorf/NRW places are within an hour away to the North and the Frankfurt/Hessen places area within a couple of hours to the South. You can also drive yourself to this part of Germany very easily in your own car.

Otherwise flying to Berlin sounds a good option, no need for a hire car there as everything is accessible on the U-bahn.

[hungupdown]

I'd been looking just where EJ fly from Edinburgh, - Berlin Hamburg or Munich,.
Since found that Germanwings Edi-Cologne is only a few £ more (less on some days),  as is Lufthansa Aberdeen - Frankfurt and that save me travelling from Aberdeen to Edinburgh.

So I'd fly Frankfurtk, then stick around there and NRW.
I do want to get to Munich, for more beer,  but maybe leave that till October.

I've gone through club websites and the reports, from Jeroba and others,  and found detailed info on certain aspects of some places. But overall, in looking for prices; WG numbers & types; food quality; premises/rooms space & quality; NO-Smoking areas I have more gaps than good info.

One report helpfully said fkkA had just about the same number of girls as fkkB. Fine if I'd ever been to fkkB, but neither the report nor any web search reveals how many girls fkkB might have!!

And no one, anywhere, seems to have mentioned toothpicks! So take toothbrush to use b4 mouthwash?

[Jerboa]

I'd been looking just where EJ fly from Edinburgh, - Berlin Hamburg or Munich,.
Since found that Germanwings Edi-Cologne is only a few £ more (less on some days),  as is Lufthansa Aberdeen - Frankfurt and that save me travelling from Aberdeen to Edinburgh.
Hamburg and Munich are not good cities for fkk's
So I'd fly Frankfurt, then stick around there and NRW.
I do want to get to Munich, for more beer,  but maybe leave that till October.
If I was you stick to Hessen or NRW

I've gone through club websites and the reports, from Jeroba and others,  and found detailed info on certain aspects of some places. But overall, in looking for prices; WG numbers & types; food quality; premises/rooms space & quality; NO-Smoking areas I have more gaps than good info.
Have you read my wikiguide to fkk's? That will tell you prices, which in clubs is almost universal, number girls changes, food quality and rooms isn't my number one issue when visiting a club.

One report helpfully said fkkA had just about the same number of girls as fkkB. Fine if I'd ever been to fkkB, but neither the report nor any web search reveals how many girls fkkB might have!!

And no one, anywhere, seems to have mentioned toothpicks! So take toothbrush to use b4 mouthwash?

If you want to take a toothbrush or toothpicks and mouthwash up to you.
You say you plan to visit next easter, be aware this is a important holiday for many girls, who go home for holiday, and also there are two easters, the western and orthodox that fall on different dates.

[hungupdown]

Thanks for everyones contributions of advice.

.... Have you read my wikiguide to fkk's? That will tell you prices, which in clubs is almost universal, number girls changes, food quality and rooms isn't my number one issue when visiting a club.........

Searching "wikiguide to fkk'" returns "Freikörperkultur" and "Prostitution in Germany" on wikipedia, also "FKK Clubs", on wik8sexguide, which gives Typical Pauschalclub Prices. Is one of those yours?

........You say you plan to visit next easter, be aware this is a important holiday for many girls, who go home for holiday, and also there are two easters, the western and orthodox that fall on different dates.

Had seen the same being said about Christmas, good to know that Easter may also be a poor time.

Easter follows the Paschal Full Moon. Orthodox Easter Sunday, 2016, falls on 1st April.

Paschal  =  relating to Easter or to the Jewish Passover
Pauschal = flat-rate. ho-humm

[Marmalade]

Comparing fkks for food quality and toothpicks??????

Some trolls will want a comparison of the wallpaper next. 

Doesn't sound much like a punter to me. 

[Ben4454]

Comparing fkks for food quality and toothpicks??????

Some trolls will want a comparison of the wallpaper next. 

Doesn't sound much like a punter to me. 

Just to let you know - Artemis has funky carpets in the bar area.

[vt]

Just to let you know - Artemis has funky carpets in the bar area.

You were examining the floor with all those naked girlies around!     

[hungupdown]

Comparing fkks for food quality and toothpicks?????

But only the girl should have bratwurst skin stuck between her teeth

[Marmalade]

Ryanair's doing return flights from £19 so you can afford to take your own Bratwurst.

[Marmalade]

The idea of having dozens of topless / nude cuties wondering around does appeal!
Apparantly FKK= nudity used to be true, but not sure what's normally the case nowadays. The information available is patchy.

Not to take the wind out of the troll's sails, but a tiny downside is that the women don't stretch and pose provocatively for hours on end: more like well-bronzed fanny wandering aimlessly around a nudist beach. I rather find the more basic grit of Germany's Eros parlours frequently more to my liking, although the gems are mixed in with the crap and it's a different sort of punting. A few FKKs are within easy reach of normal life but far to many stuck out miles from anywhere interesting; whereas Eros centres litter town centres like discarded tampon wrappers.

[Jerboa]

Thanks for everyones contributions of advice.

Searching "wikiguide to fkk'" returns "Freikörperkultur" and "Prostitution in Germany" on wikipedia, also "FKK Clubs", on wik8sexguide, which gives Typical Pauschalclub Prices. Is one of those yours?

Go to the top of this page, and click on the link Guide to Punting in Germany.

[Copachea]

Orthodox Easter Sunday, 2016, falls on 1st April.

Orthodox Easter Sunday, 2016, actually falls on 1st May.   

[Jerboa]

Orthodox Easter Sunday, 2016, actually falls on 1st May.

Yes correct, welcome to the board, and the western Easter Sunday is 27th March. As the Romanians are a large contingent in the clubs, and predominately Orthodox, they may or may not be working.

[hungupdown]

Orthodox Easter Sunday, 2016, actually falls on 1st May.

Yes, dunno what made me think April.

So possibly a reduced line up, both around 27th March and 1st May 2016. Thx

[Ben4454]

You were examining the floor with all those naked girlies around!     

I can't punt unless the carpets are funky and modern.