Author Topic: Natalie 69, Oxford  (Read 2569 times)


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Offline Cunning Punt

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Comms/location:
I wouldn't normally book a Romanian, but I just wanted a pump and dump without a long drive. Phoned and booked 30mins at short notice.

Natalie works from a flat in one of the maze of side streets off Abingdon Road, about a mile south of Oxford city centre. It's the same block as the dreadful "Lovely" Sarah4you works from, though I can't remember if it was the same flat.

It's mostly residents' parking in the area, but there are 2hr spaces if you go to the bottom of Whitehouse Road. Stupidly, I thought I could find somewhere nearer but didn't so was a bit late, but this wasn't a problem.

Looks/personality:
Due to Natalie's average English skills and Romanian-esque detached nature, she is not that easy to get along with and you are unlikely to have a great conversation with her, but she is fairly friendly.

She has quite a bit of make-up on in her profile pictures, which makes her look more attractive than she is. She is fairly plain but not a minger (5/10).

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I would say she is the same girl as previously reviewed (she has the same dragon tattoo and also possesses a zebra dressing gown).

Services:
Natalie has returned to a fairly default Romanian service since Kamu met her, not surprisingly.

She told me she doesn't kiss, so no FK then. I told her she needs change her profile, but she didn't seem that bothered.  :thumbsdown:

Also, her OWO was very tentative. During 69, it just amounted to a bit of tongue flicking mixed with wanking my cock between a limp finger and thumb. It did nothing for me, even though I cum quite quickly

She was happy to receive oral and do facesitting. Her pussy didn't smell and seemed reasonably fresh. She wet-wiped her pussy at the end but that doesn't mean she didn't have a shower after I left - who knows.

Sex (in cowgirl) was reasonable and Natalie did put of effort in. She was happy for me to suck her nipples, but no kissing during coitus is always a bit of disappointment for me.

One surprising positive was that she kept eye contact not only when she was sitting on my face (which is always a turn on) but during sex itself.

Massage was not bad, but fairly average.

I didn't inquire about CIM, so couldn't comment whether that was available, but given the hesitant OWO and also the difficulty she had giving a BJ mentioned in the previous review, I would not be surprised if that was no longer on the menu either.

Summary:
This was a fairly typical Romanian experience, as expected. I was just after a pump and dump at a reasonable price without travelling that far - and that's what I got.
The lack of FK or proper OWO - and, more importantly, lying about them on her profile - plus the fact she is not even hot, means Natalie doesn't deserve a neutral.

If she did these services, plus was a bit more enthusiastic, she would be a solid punt and would have more custom than I suspect she has at the moment.

But she won't because she can't be bothered. Well, she is Romanian, after all.

« Last Edit: December 11, 2016, 08:26:16 pm by Cunning Punt »

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It seems her friend tipped Natalie off and I hit a nerve, although my review was fairly restrained as negatives go, I received a very abusive text message:

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You are very stupid and u are a fucking bastard go fuck yourself!!!!

How can you make complaine to all the girls???

U are very stupid even U don't KNOW HOW TO LICK A PUSSY AND EVEN YOU DON'T KNOW TO FUK YOU ARE FUCKING IDIOT!!!!

Go and fuck yourself stupid bastard wanker!!!! GO TO HEEL

Nice! Needless to say I also shared my thoughts with her in response.  :sarcastic:

I suggest punters avoid this low-life.




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Will you go, then?
It's not far from Eindhoven. Some quite decent restaurants, apparently. I'm not clear on how your visit would help to ameliorate your various deficiencies with regard to fucking or fuking, but I suppose it's possible that there's a Heston Blumenthal type of place where they serve cat.

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Will you go, then?
It's not far from Eindhoven. Some quite decent restaurants, apparently. I'm not clear on how your visit would help to ameliorate your various deficiencies with regard to fucking or fuking, but I suppose it's possible that there's a Heston Blumenthal type of place where they serve cat.

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Maybe I just had an off day.  :unknown:

But then again, I'm a client. She can't suck cock properly and it's her job - as I reminded her!

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It seems her friend tipped Natalie off and I hit a nerve, although my review was fairly restrained as negatives go, I received a very abusive text message:
Nice! Needless to say I also shared my thoughts with her in response.  :sarcastic:
I suggest punters avoid this low-life.
Sorry to hear you had a poor punt. I'm surprised you stayed once you knew FK wasn't on the agenda as I know you like this. But how did she tie your visit in with this review as theres a weeks difference in time. Thanks for the warning CP.  :hi:

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I'll give her spelling lessons for a hand job. Alternatively, switch on auto spell for Inglesh ?

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Sorry to hear you had a poor punt. I'm surprised you stayed once you knew FK wasn't on the agenda as I know you like this. But how did she tie your visit in with this review as theres a weeks difference in time. Thanks for the warning CP.  :hi:

I had already handed the money over and, to be honest, I didn't bother to check at the beginning because - as I mentioned - on this occasion I was just looking for a pump and dump @ £60.
I don't expect FK from Romanians anyway because their profiles are usually bollox.

As for tracing it to me, I probably was a bit quick to write reviews after the punts with both her and her friend (from the dates, they could see the same number and that I've seen them before and roughly when) and maybe it was a quiet time.

So there is an argument for leaving it a couple of weeks before penning a review.

However, I am keen to warn other punters about terrible SPs as soon as possible and, frankly, couldn't give a shit if I get aggro messages. :sarcastic:

This is why it's good to have a punting phone!
« Last Edit: December 19, 2016, 11:56:26 pm by Cunning Punt »

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Back in Oxford with a new profile. She's still claiming she does French Kissing.  :thumbsdown:

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Be wary of this one, chaps.

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Back in Oxford with a new profile. She's still claiming she does French Kissing.  :thumbsdown:

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Be wary of this one, chaps.
Morning CP. Good job you're staying on the ball with this one. 18 months ago I had one that reinvented or should I Sergei reinvented 3-4 times before they gave up.  :hi:

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It seems her friend tipped Natalie off and I hit a nerve, although my review was fairly restrained as negatives go, I received a very abusive text message:

I suggest punters avoid this low-life.




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Noted and she got a chip on her shoulder, with attitude and service issues (by the sounds of it).




Needless to say I also shared my thoughts with her in response.  :sarcastic:




Did she even reply  :unknown:

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Noted and she got a chip on her shoulder, with attitude and service issues (by the sounds of it).


Did she even reply  :unknown:

My response to that abusive text was derogatory and rude, but I felt justified in the circumstances.

No, she didn't respond in turn to that, which is probably just as well. You can just get involved in text Ping-Pong, trading comments, as I found recently with a Leeds escort who took exception to my review of her (though not as rudely). With that Leeds girl, she just kept on sending long texts trying to justify herself and the fourth one I just ignored and deleted.
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My response to that abusive text was derogatory and rude, but I felt justified in the circumstances.


I've had the same, just a message to let them know, its not on.


No, she didn't respond in turn to that, which is probably just as well. You can just get involved in text Ping-Pong, trading comments, as I found recently with a Leeds escort who took exception to my review of her (though not as rudely). With that Leeds girl, she just kept on sending long texts trying to justify herself and the fourth one I just ignored and deleted.

A few W/G and pimps, I've had ping pong with. In the end I just ignored them and swap sim cards or punting phone (job done).
« Last Edit: March 19, 2017, 09:14:34 pm by The_Don »