It must have been getting on for 10 years since I’d been in a parlour before this visit. I’d been tempted by earlier reviews of Sheridans (and its sister venue, Aphrodites) by Tango and ttm4576 (amongst others) - thanks guys - and what came across was:
1. VFM
2. The place seems to be relaxed and friendly – and a little mad, perhaps.
Having had a good root through their website,
External Link/Members Only I had a reasonable idea of what to expect and decided to go for it. The girls have their faces blanked out on the photos but there are good (if a little exagerated) descriptions of them and what they will do. They could be described by some as being a bit below the quality level of many of the indy girls I’ve seen in the intervening 10 years but, sometimes that matters less than having an occasional low-level, affordable, quick-release punt. I knew what I was likely to get and so made my plans for a 2-girl half-hour session. I’d spotted that Channel (not Chanel, apparently) had good reviews and decided I wanted her plus one other girl.
External Link/Members Only Her photos on AW have, I think, been taken a few years back – it’s difficult to make her out properly in them. She has more photos on the Aphrodites website, again, probably from a while back (unless there are 2 Channels...):
External Link/Members OnlyThe place was easy to find and the parking was straightforward and secure in a compound at the back, shared with the other shops in the same row. (Probably not for you if you don’t want your car to be seen, but I’m sure you could park elsewhere within walking distance.) I’d booked my sesh earlier in the morning and the receptionist (Nicola or Nicky, forget which) met me on the way in with a welcoming hug and a cold drink. I was shown into a clean room with en-suite shower, bed and mirrors then was introduced to the girls and chose Hannah as girl No 2:
External Link/Members Only The remaining girl would have been fine, though.
We started with some pretty good kissing (loads of tongues and tonsil-licking), during which I felt and played with 4 tits (all natural - Channel’s are smallish but perky, Hannah’s are large and firm) and 4 friendly nipples that reacted well to being played with. Then it was OWO from each of the girls. They did a double BJ and mixed it up with BJ & DFK (one at each end) or BJ & a tit dangled into my mouth. Then they swapped...and swapped again...and so on. Great! After a while, Channel asked if I liked ‘bum fun’. At first I thought ‘no chance’ but then a question popped into my mind: ‘What would tcm do?’ Well, I reckon I know the answer to that one and decided, on the spur of the moment, to go for it. Channel slid a condom onto her finger, lubed up my arsehole (and the condom) and slid her finger inside part of me that previously had been a one-way exit route.
Yikes! Didn’t like it one bit. Felt like I might shit on her finger so I asked her to stop and put that into my mental compartment titled ‘Done That; Never Again’.
I didn’t avail myself of penetration, but that was obviously on offer, as was face-sitting (also declined because I took the selfish view that there wasn’t time in 30 mins to do anything but concentrate on my own pleasure). More OWO, DFK, tit sucking and general groping of whatever piece of female flesh came within reach, until I came (copiously) into Channels mouth. She complimented me on the amount of spunk (always nice when a girl appreciates my contribution) and said she couldn’t get it all in her mouth and had dribbled some out, for which she apologised and cleaned up a spermatozoa-filled puddle on the floor. We had a bit of a laugh while getting dressed, all nice and relaxed and then I headed out of the room and went for a chat with the receptionist. Whilst there, another chap came in. He was taken into a room and the girls were introduced to him but he asked the receptionist if she ‘did anything’. The answer was ‘no’ - but I may try that myself next time as she was quite a fit milf-type and maybe my charm will get me inside her top (etc). In the end, he asked if he could just play with one of the girls’ tits, he picked a girl, and got on with it. Interesting, but opportunity missed, I thought. Oh well - each to his own. I got a hug from Nicola and went on my way.
Thoughts on the walk back to the car (10 feet from door to door): Definitely VFM and didn’t feel like I was taken advantage of (no ‘talking up’ the extras) – nor, conversely, that I was taking advantage of girls who were being forced into the job. Both girls were English, local, friendly, happy, enthusiastic and chatty when appropriate. (Not much chatting during the sesh because their mouths were occupied for most of the time. My cock was in one or both mouths pretty constantly.)
Cost: £60 inc DFK, OWO and CIM, which takes some beating. I believe both girls will take CIM in a 30 min sesh but I didn’t try to perform twice, preferring to blast out a large mouthful (plus) just the once. I’m going back to try a different combination and I have something else in mind too (more about that later this month). Sheridans get the Blue Moon Recommendation for effort, sexual skills, friendliness and VFM - and will now be a regular pitstop for me as long as they don't change anything.
Bm
