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2 review(s) for Parislouise (0 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline boogz

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I've not seen anything on UKP about this girl yet so thought I'd post a review.

She'd been on my hotlist for a month or two, and I noticed she'd dropped her price from the extortionate £180/hr to the only-slightly-better £160/hr. But I was horny and her incall place is literally 5 min walk from me, so I thought why not.

She works at the same apartment as leggygeorgie who I've seen 2 or 3 times. Reviewed her on here I think. Neither are very professional and clearly in this mostly for the money but both are exceptionally hot IMO. Georgie in a more natural way, Paris in a more glamour model way. She has big fake boobs and a curvy arse. Facially she is very much a Helen Flanagan look-a-like with piercing eyes.

Unfortunately her service isn't quite up to scratch! I was exactly 15 mins late for the booking and she insisted she could only see me for 45 min @ £130, I asked for just 30min at 90 or so, since 2 pops is hard in 45 and I figuered it'd be the same as 30 min. In the end I couldn't be bothered to argue and didn't want to put her in a bad mood for the rest of the booking. An example of lack of professionalism though to book another guy exactly an hour after me with no room for error or flexibility.

Personality wise, she is very chatty, fiesty and a little bit hard work! Didn't particularly like it when I challenged her to make me cum twice in the 45, or directed her in front of the mirror to start the BJ. Very much an 'I'll do it how I like kinda girl" which is a shame.

Even more so a shame because her technique isn't anything amazing; more of a dyson-type blow job where she sucks you really hard; I asked her to open her mouth a bit wider and try and bit of deep throat but she wasn't really having it.

She finally shut up and almost got into it for 5 mins when I was fucking her missionary and fingering her at the same time. And let me finger her arse hole while she was riding me. So she's certainly dirty but seems to protest sometimes. "Not in a 45 minute booking!" when I asked her to rim me.

After the first pop she went for a cig on the balcony, a bit cheeky in such a short booking for sure, at least I got a bit of her wine though (never my own glass) Had a bit of a chat and it became clear that she's in this game to make a fixed amount. She's not unpleasant to chat to, just a bit ditzy and could be a lot better of a host!

Went back in for the last 20 mins and made myself pop while she was licking my balls. I was out and probably passed the other guy in the car park coming in, hah.

So overall, for the money, a borderline negative punt, only saved from being that because she's pretty damn hot. Georgie is much better though IMO. Paris could be a good punt if she was less rushed and you confirmed prior what you wanted to do to her so she couldn't back out. I feel like she could be quite dirty, especially if you managed to get her into it a bit.

Hope that helps anyone who had her on their HL.

Offline ProtocolDroid

Thanks for this boogz. She was/is on my HL and that does help, in that she's tumbled way down. At this price I think it's fair to expect a good service. A cig on the balcony, in your time... really? :dash: Your borderline neutral doesn't sound overly harsh...

DogFace36

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 To be fair, 15 minutes late for a booking is pushing it. I'd be pissed off if I'd arranged to meet someone for business and they were that late.

Offline ProtocolDroid

To be fair, 15 minutes late for a booking is pushing it. I'd be pissed off if I'd arranged to meet someone for business and they were that late.

OK, but I find the way she dealt with it extremely unprofessional, and also misguided from a business viewpoint. OP was still a paying customer, not a no-show. If she had provided a good service he would have left happy and might have returned, as well as left a positive review.

DogFace36

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OK, but I find the way she dealt with it extremely unprofessional, and also misguided from a business viewpoint. OP was still a paying customer, not a no-show. If she had provided a good service he would have left happy and might have returned, as well as left a positive review.

 You're right, she was unprofessional. Sadly most prossies are, so I'm not terribly surprised by her poor response. OP to be congratulated for reviewing her.

Offline boogz

To be fair, 15 minutes late for a booking is pushing it. I'd be pissed off if I'd arranged to meet someone for business and they were that late.

I agree to a certain extent, it's never nice to be late but then in the real world it's pretty rare that both parties are bang on time isn't it? Edit - with indie escorting I mean

Given that it takes 4-5 minutes to be buzzed into the car park, then buzzed into the building, then get the lift to the Nth floor, then wait 90 seconds before girl answers the door (this was what happened)...I'd have had to arrive a good 5 minutes early in order to start on time.

Remember I was exactly 15 minutes late from when I first walked into her bedroom. Slight balls up on my part given that I hadn't realised that I needed to pop to ATM, and of course I apologised profusely, but smart escorts will leave more margin for error and not book one guy at 8:30pm and then next at literally 9:30. That's why parlours like Sandys have one at 2pm, the next at 3:15pm I think?

By the way, I hope she showered or poor guy :D
« Last Edit: October 23, 2015, 07:16:46 pm by boogz »

Randy James

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Hmmm she was on my HL but I'll have 2nd thoughts now

Jay-Jay

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I doubt very much that her next appointment was immediately after yours. She probably enjoys a break to smoke and shower for the onext poor punter. Looks a chunky monkey to me and that never floats my boat.

Jay

Offline boogz

As I was getting dressed she was on the phone to him, directing him to the building, he seemed pretty close by.

I actually think that she could actually be a good punt on the right day, in the right mood. Just not worth it for only eye-candy and hit-and-miss service for that price.
« Last Edit: October 23, 2015, 09:56:45 pm by boogz »

Offline OakTree

As I was getting dressed she was on the phone to him, directing him to the building, he seemed pretty close by.

I actually think that she could actually be a good punt on the right day, in the right mood. Just not worth it for only eye-candy and hit-and-miss service for that price.

How on earth was she going to be freshened up for the next guy if he's about to knock on the door as your leaving?

Offline boogz

God knows. I'd hope she'd keep him waiting at the door while she showered neck down at the very least

Offline bigmc

£130 for 45 mins And she has the cheek to fuck off half way through for a smoke, then restrics her likes list cause it's a 45 minute booking,  fuck that,  she would have got a negative from me.

Randy James

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Yeah she seems slightly chunky. Can u confirm

Offline hungrypunt

If I turned up late Id assume I still had to go at the end of the agreed hour.
If I was a wg Id tell anyone that was late and not a reg, that it isnt flexi time, if everyone did that shed be fucked...pun intended

be on time end of !
« Last Edit: November 18, 2015, 12:07:05 pm by hungrypunt »

Offline Brown_balls

Yeah she seems slightly chunky. Can u confirm

She's. Not chunky at all. But agree the price is quite high considering she does like to spend most of the meet talking or having a fag!

Offline boogz

Yeah she seems slightly chunky. Can u confirm

Chunky? Not at all. Curvy? Yes. Great body in fact. It's her attitude and service that's the slight let down

Offline boogz

So I just tried to book Paris' flatmate leggygeorgie and was told that she won't see me because of this review I left for Paris! Lol

So childish, it's a shame really because I'm keen to see georgie again if the price is right. I stand by everything I said in both reviews of course. Us punters have a right to share experiences whether good or bad, in fact escorts should be grateful that we are giving them a chance to improve their service with free feedback! I'd never write anything personally insulting or revealing of their identity of course, but anything else is fair game I'd say. Hope this doesn't put guys off in posting honest and frank reviews in future (of anybody)

Grow up girls.
« Last Edit: November 25, 2015, 01:43:23 pm by boogz »

Offline Danmanchester

Where's the apartment, city centre? Going to give her a go tonight I think, il update later

Offline boogz

Where's the apartment, city centre? Going to give her a go tonight I think, il update later

Just outside, technically in Salford just off Ordsall Lane near the Macdonalds/casino. Hope it goes well mate