Anni Porsche Experience - NEGATIVE Do Not Go and waste your money!

[elihd]

Just got back from 4 nights trip in Berlin. My hotel was just round the corner from KadaWee department store 2 mins from wittenberg platz, so access to u bahns and public buses are easy. The first couple of days i was just doing the "normal" tourist sightseeing; Brandenburg gate, Bellevue, sieges-saule and museums.

On the third day my balls need emptying so i look around what my options are on External Link/Members Only. I then decided to give Annie porsche a go since i never been to such places before.... BIG MISTAKE!! On the website it said 15 girls gangbang party, sound great! I got there around 2pm was let in by a tall german blond, i explained to her its my first time there; she went through the all the shites i.e. showers, buffet, locker ... etc i then handed E78. The house seems very quite so i thought guys are doing it in the other rooms. After showering i saw there is one german bloke who looks like jimmy saville was shagging this romanian whore in the main bed and there There were 2 other blokes in the bar area.

 hang around a bit in the buffet food area then after a while i went to the bar and asked the german blond how many girls are working? and she replied 2on rotational basis!! not 15 but 2!! WTF!!??   I then went to the main bed and waited for a bout 10 mins sitting half naked like a desperate dickhead then a girl Yesim (on the website: External Link/Members Only) came round and asked for a massage WTF!!?? I paid 78euros to give a prostitute a massage!! I went with the flow at that point, then ANNA (External Link/Members Only) came round and started thugging my cock, No blowjob or anything then after a bit she told me to fuck her. Put on the fucking condom then started shagging, and this point the german blokes came round and started talking to yesim and they were asking me where am from and all that shite! while am shagging anna and she was also speaking german to yesim and the german blokes. I believe they were mocking me!!

Now i am not caucasian, my background is oriental and like most oriental people we look fucking younger than our age compared to other nationalities and i think those 2 bulgarian/romanian whores + the blokes were making jokes about these and maybe more, since i dont understand german! Anyway i went soft, pulled out then went to the shower. When i just went to go out from the building the blonde german opened the door for me and said " i hope you had a good time! i dont know if this is a joke or what! i replied "Thank you" and fucked off!.

In summary, i would never would go back to the place and if you are new to these places and if you look younger than 40- 50 yo age men in their mid life crisis please dont go and waste your money.

I did visit a couple of brothels and booked an incall using External Link/Members Only for the rest of my 2days in berlin. Which worked out much better and "professional" experience as owo + cim and kissing were on the plate. I Spent E400  give or take on mongering including the 78euros i wasted.

[Jerboa]

Sorry you didn't like AP, had you read reports about the place here? Where it's explained that girls work on rotation, It's a place to spend a few hours, if the first two girls weren't to good wait for the next two.

[elihd]

Sorry you didn't like AP, had you read reports about the place here? Where it's explained that girls work on rotation, It's a place to spend a few hours, if the first two girls weren't to good wait for the next two.

I read quite a few threads on here on berlin when i mean a few i meant almost every day a week or 2 before i went there. I understand that they may not speak english however theres no need to "mock" especially the blokes as we are all there for the same reason and i paid my share, its disgusting! lol When people says to me there is only one colour when it comes to buying sex, its the colour of your money! That is not true at all. Will i go back to germany, yes i will definitely back but not going to flat rate places. In Brothels you can get owo + cim and kissing for around 90euros which is around £55 for 30mins plus you get better looking girls too. When it comes to all you can eat i'll stick with chinese buffet restaurants thank you 

[Wanking]

AP and flatrates aren't for everyone forsure. I like the relaxed pace of AP. The service is basic but I usually leave with a smile on my face. Plus most women allow licking there which is a big plus for me.

[Wanking]

I see there is a bareback girl working there now External Link/Members Only

[Name Not Found]

I have to agree with the OP.  I've been to AP twice; the first time it was barely passable, the second it was absolutely dire (naturally, I was hoping my first visit was just unlucky; not so).

Most of the girls are pretty unattractive, lazy, and some are just downright rude. I honestly struggled to get up enough enthusiasm to venture as far as the best for most of the 4 or 5 hours I was there. I kept waiting for someone who looked like they might actually enjoy sex to turn up, but it never happened. I only stayed so long to make sure I'd consumed my money's worth of beer 

If you just want somewhere to empty your sack, and you're not fussy what you empty it into, AP may be for you. Otherwise, I'd stay well clear.

[FredW]

I visted AP last Saturday night.

3 girls, 11 guys. And the guys were clearly regulars. Of the 3 girls, 1 was just prancing around dancing. At one point there were 2 birds on the bed just playing with a couple of cocks whilst having a chat.

Shift change and a different bird. Kept a bra on. No touching tits. No oral. Just an attempt at wanking me then shagging missionary.

Gave it up as a bad job, so just sank a few beers and ate the stew.

FW

[Mr Br1ghts1de]

Sorry to hear you did not enjoy OP.