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External Link/Members Only£80 - 45mins ended up just 30mins
Incall - Didsbury
I considered giving her a Neutral based upon a few things being my fault, BUT on consideration the overall attitude and behavior was poor tbh so it is going to be a Negative.
After a hectic day and unfortunately having to cancel a punt with Nickki due to a family problem that arose and needed dealing with, I ended up with some free time and decided to check upon my Puntober hit list.
Lauren was on it as her body looked quite cute on her photos and so I decided to give her a text and see if she was available. I was told she was clocking off soon and if I could make it for 6 I would be seen. As I had already showered and was ready I headed up towards her in the rush hour traffic which was horrendous.
Knowing I was about to arrive a few mins late I phoned her to ask for directions so I could get there ASAP.
I told her where I was and she told me to call her back once I had found the fire station. After a bit of a job I found the area and called for directions. I was at this time around 5 mins late for the appointment and was happy to suck it up and loose a bit of time. After giving me a vague description of where she was I ended up parking on a pub car park and having to walk around trying to find the houses she described to me. 30 seconds on the phone with her kind of gave me the idea of how the rest of the punt would probably go. I was given a number and after a trudge I found the actual houses she vaguely referred too.
I asked her to be wearing a sexy school girl outfit and matching bra and knickers for our meet and was rather disappointed when she opened up the door in her civvies and more or pulled me in and ushered to a rather untidy bedroom with no curtain and in full view of what seemed like a kitchen of some kind. Above the kitchen there was another room with a light on and a window wide open. I was told no one was in them and we were safe.
She then told me she could not do the full hour as her shift was over and so I asked her for a price for the remaining 45 mins after all the faffing about with traffic and her crap directions. We agreed on £80 and I was told to strip off and jump on the bed whilst she got ready. She then bent down and picked up a school skirt and shirt from what looked like a wash pile and then stripped off her civvies and put them on.
On seeing her in them I was saddened to find I was not attracted to her in one bit and her body was not as I had expected, still I had already paid and was going to try and see it through.
I got on the bed and she grabbed hold of my cock with 2 fingers and a thumb and gave me probably the shittiest wank I have EVER had in my entire life. It was half hearted, lacked enthusiasm and if I am being honest actually hurt a little as she used her other hand to squeeze on my bollocks. I had no attraction to her at all, I am not sure what it was but I suspect it was her eyes which seemed to bug out a bit. I asked her if she kissed and she totally ignored me and carried on with her 2 finger wanking technique. Little Mog was not even stirring which is totally odd as I have really never had it do that before. Even on my worst punts I have managed a semi at this stage. He was dead and not for working so I decided to stop her and asked her to lay on her back and play with herself whilst I woke him up a bit myself. Within a few mins the blood started to pump and just as I was about to start getting a proper stiffy, she grabbed my hand and started with her 2 finger cock wank again which kinda killed things A LOT.
She then looked at me and said NEVER MIND I GUESS ITS JUST NOT HAPPENING. It bloody well was love but not because of anything you had done! I was feeling deflated in more than one way now and decided to stop her again and tried once more to raise the titanic. After a bit of a shifty wank I managed to get it stiff enough for a condom to be put on. The condom she used (choice of 2) was to say the least a bit shit and barely covered the end of my cock. I was not really for sticking it up her without it being properly protected so I lay her on her back and went in for a tit wank. It took all of 15 seconds before she ended up grabbing my cock again and trying to give me a 2 finger wank. At this point I was really loosing my temper and had to tell myself it was all fine just to stay calm. Every time I managed to get it stiff she would grab my cock and give me a piss poor wank whilst doing christ knows what she was trying to do to my bollocks which were by now aching a bit.
Noticing the other condom on the table I made the excuse that the condom I had on was causing the problem and I pulled it off and she told me she had just one more left. Hoping it was a good one she pulled it over my now semi erect shaft and went in for another shit 2 finger wank. At this point I stopped her and told her to bend over doggy and managed to get myself hard enough to slip it in. I really had no problems as tbh her minge is not the prettiest I have seen and as I was not fully hard it kinda slipped in without me even noticing. The more I banged away the harder it got and the better it felt. Still crap but I was determined to cum and get it all over with. After 5 mins of banging and even offering her to put cushions under her belly she suddenly pulled it out and grabbed my cock again in her 2 finger wanking style and asked me to cum for her. At this point I just knew this was a shit punt and gave up on it.
At no point did she attempt to kiss, there was no oral whatsoever, she spent a few mins emailing her uncle and repeatedly just randomly stood up and walked around the room whilst I tried in vain to get a Stiffy. Even when I was giving her doggy she was looking into space and was pretty pissed off I had not just cum and fucked off. In the end she returned to the bed and I was rock hard and ready to give it a proper go. At which point she told me time was up at just over 30 mins in and that she had to go. As she told me this she was already pulling on her civvies whilst I was still kneeling there on the bed with a condom on and my cock finally ready for action. I was going to say something about the time but tbh I just wanted out of the bleedin building as I had noticed there was an Asian man in the room facing the window who was smoking a cig and obviously had seen pretty much everything going on in the curtain-less room.
I jumped up, threw my clothes on and was pretty much marched to the door. She never even said goodbye.
I headed to get my car and drove past the house and noticed she was heading to a bus stop. From the message she told me was her uncle I realised it was actually someone giving her an address for an outcall she must have been heading too.
To say the punt was dire was to say too little, yes I was partly to blame by being late BUT then I still shafted by paying over the odds for what ended up being a 30 min half arsed punt with the most unenthusiastic and disinterested WG I have punted with in a long time. At least the Polish girl I reviewed on here a while back attempted to have sex with me. What she did was nothing more than try her hardest to stop me getting erect by half arsed wanking methods and squeezing of my balls. I could have stayed at home and had a wank tbh.
Anyway on my way home and still fully loaded after a quick detour to Bolton I called in for a blowjob off an ex who I had been texting all day. She was up for it and so was I so she got the kettle on and I popped around for a few hours in the sack. Within a few mins of being there I was fully erect and balls deep in muff and getting the fuck I should have had in the first place. I am kicking myself now as I could have saved £80 and still got my end away. You live and learn I suppose?
I think it was just down to the fact I had no attraction to her at all. She had a decent body but her appearance was not the best. I refrained from going down on her as tbh I was worried at what I might get and her muff looked a bit rough and battered. I tried to suck her tits but tbh they had a strange pvc taste so I stopped.
Would I return? Not a chance on this earth.
Would I recommend to others? Not a chance on this earth.
If a disinterested rough as fuck well used and washed up WG is what you want AND you have a thing got boggly eyed women then she is the girl for you. If not then go elsewhere.
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