Gum tree ads

[Andyw23]

Afternoon gents, sorry if this is a daft question, I'm just worried about making a fool of myself!

Is it safe to assume that the vast majority of massage ads on gumtree do offer HE, despite saying they don't I'm the ad?

Cheers

[King Kenny]

I don't think it's fair to assume that it's the vast majority. Some, definitely. You just need to avoid pushing it. I went to one the other week where I was told to undress and lie down. No towel. That's clear enough sign that HR is available. If they drape a towel over you and don't go anywhere near your groin or buttocks then it's safest to assume that HR isn't on offer.

Just treat all the masseuses how you'd want, say, your own daughter to be treated.  With respect.

[sexerme]

I went to one where i was asked to 'get naked', I asked everything, 'yes' she replied.
No HR was offered and I wasn't even allowed to touch lightly!
I've seen some that say:
No sexual services are offered!

the "!" implies normally it is!

[King Kenny]

I went to one where i was asked to 'get naked', I asked everything, 'yes' she replied.
No HR was offered and I wasn't even allowed to touch lightly!
I've seen some that say:
No sexual services are offered!

the "!" implies normally it is!

I can see how that could have got you confused.

CC swipes are a massive indicator, as is massaging your perineum, both of which I got in my recent one.

I usually get annoyed when they try to ask for £30 for HR though.

[Andyw23]

That's fair enough. Thanks for the advice. I'll be sure to review whoever info and see.