External Link/Members OnlyThis was very much a plan B or C punt one Friday afternoon recently, when none of my preferred options was available at short notice. It wasn't a total disaster, but I left feeling distinctly underwhelmed.
Communication was good. I phoned and got through immediately and, after a brief discussion about price and services, received a text with the postcode for the venue. The house, which I think is Candy's home rather than a dedicated working property, was a neat and tidy (inside anyway, the exterior is tatty) end of terrace in the Clifton area. It was quiet when I called and parking was no problem nearby. I slipped inside discreetly and promptly paid the prostitute or 'got the paperwork out of the way' (which seems to be the euphemism of choice on this forum!). Candy had a special offer on and I paid £80 for one hour; I didn't get it
The best thing about the punt was Candy's physical charms. She's a blonde twenty something with fake tits, tan and hair (not usually my type at all) but beneath all the synthetic enhancements is a pretty girl trying to get out, and those boobs really suit her physique! Her manner, on the other hand, while not hostile, was rather cold and uninterested, a bit like a resentful sister-in-law
The punt began with a run-of-the-mill massage and it quickly became clear that kissing was not on the agenda. And so we moved to covered oral which, again, was decidedly average. I then tried my luck at reverse oral and this had an encouraging effect, bringing some light moans of appreciation from Candy. Next came sex in doggy style before I withdraw so Candy could manually bring me to what I had hoped would be the first of a few orgasms. She didn't even remove the condom here so when I did finally come and she made it clear that that was it, I really didn't mind too much. I certainly didn't suggest we try again so I suppose she might have been willing to fulfil the hour if I'd pressed my case more.
I won't go back. Though I did rather enjoy the drive up the newly re-opened and widened A453...I thought they'd never finish it
