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External Link/Members OnlyA failed attempt to TOFTT, as I now realise Scorpion61 beat me to it. She was on my TOFTT list a couple of weeks back and stupidly I didn't check back to see if anyone had beaten me to it.
Flat was off Commercial Road, 10 min walk from Liverpool Street and about the same from Aldgate East. Decent newly refurbished block, although on the corner of the busy high street so not the most discrete. I wasn't kept waiting though, and comms were good throughout the day.
I have to disagree with parts of Scorpion's report - to me, she didn't look that much like the girl in the pics - I can see the resemblance, but nowhere near as pretty. I definitely saw the same girl as Scorpion as the tattoo matched the one he mentioned (
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=69368.0). She did also ask me if I "hablo Espanol", but as I only "habla un poco" then conversation was limited. My Romanian is not that strong either (the education system in Merseyside is found wanting on that front, among others). I did expect a bait and switch, so I wouldn't moan if there was one as I was TOFTT, but as it was it made me come away bemoaning Photoshop rather than Romanian dishonesty.
OWO and FK were not even on offer - she had the condom out of the wrapper before I'd even taken my shoes off, and no hint of willingness to kiss. I didn't push on either front, so perhaps she may have offered if I'd asked. She stank of stale cigarette smoke so I wasn't interested in kissing her anyway.
Her tits were just awful. Nice and perky in her pushup bra, and when that came off, they just sank. I didn't find her at all attractive, despite me being a fat balding 37 year old (then maybe she didn't find me attractive, but then that's not the point - I'm paying).
The oral was functional (she spent an age trying to put the condom on, badly because it was the smallest one ever and because Junior is thick if not long). It wasn't bad but nothing to write home about. Then the sex was just functional too. I didn't feel at any point that she was into it remotely. I found myself longing for an overpriced English MILF who'd just have a proper go, which is definitely not like me.
