petiteredhead - advertised in wilts, actually in bath

[Not_today]

Excuse the reviews minimal content, am on my phone and will add more detail later when I'm on the pc but....

I thought id see what the petiteredhead was like, the lack of pictures should have rang alarm bells. I called up, she sounded keen and friendly. I parked up in morrisons and made my way over to her flat.. Greeted at the door by what I can only describe as a little troll, except that'd be harsh on the trolls as they have smooth skin and soft hair. She was about 5ft tall, as wide and a the years hadn't been kind.

 I was greeted with a kiss, I thought id not shaved today but it turned out it wasn't my stubble. I'd decided I'd made excuses as soon as I laid eyes on it, but this was the seal of fate... 'uhm, I've forgot my wallet ' , and off I ran happy in the thought that I could now go and buy almost a full tank of petrol with the money saved! Phew !!!

[vw]

This one ?

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[Not_today]

Yus, thanks.

[vw]

Yus, thanks.

Sounds awful well done for walking, explains why no pictures !

Do you like red heads or dwarfs more ?

[bristolqwerty]

Only £300 for an overnight though 
I think you'd have night terrors though 
Good post buddy. 

[Lewis]

IIRC, I saw her a few years ago when she lived in Swindon. She wasn't a spring chicken back then, so her age now being "50" is probably at least 5 years incorrect.

I picked her up from behind Wilko's as she was out on the lash with her daughter in a pub somewhere nearby. It was anything but a GFE. No sooner had we got back to her flat, she went off to the loo for a piss (leaving the door open) and let out an almighty fart!! She did several more in the room too when she came back. I cut the appointment short and left before I also kicked up a stink.

Last I heard she was in working in Bournemouth.

[Mr Kent (Not AW)]

Great review, let's face it we've all been there in some way or another, well done for walking.

[Not_today]

Sounds awful well done for walking, explains why no pictures !

Do you like red heads or dwarfs more ?

Red heads are great, when theyre like this:

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[bristolqwerty]

t was anything but a GFE. No sooner had we got back to her flat, she went off to the loo for a piss (leaving the door open) and let out an almighty fart!! She did several more in the room too when she came back.

  Class act, obviously she felt very comfortable in your company 

[rudolph hucker]

Some of you southwest members may remember the case of the copper who threw a woman into a cell, thus giving her various injuries, it made national news. Somewhat naively he didn't realise that CCTV captured his actions, well, that woman was petiteredhead.
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[Lewis]

Some of you southwest members may remember the case of the copper who threw a woman into a cell, thus giving her various injuries, it made national news. Somewhat naively he didn't realise that CCTV captured his actions, well, that woman was petiteredhead.
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That article was back in 2010, when she was 59!!!

Still whoring at 64. Blimey!!

[bristolqwerty]

Some of you southwest members may remember the case of the copper who threw a woman into a cell, thus giving her various injuries, it made national news. Somewhat naively he didn't realise that CCTV captured his actions, well, that woman was petiteredhead.
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No excuses for that even if she farted continuously throughout her stay.

[Not_today]

Some of you southwest members may remember the case of the copper who threw a woman into a cell, thus giving her various injuries, it made national news. Somewhat naively he didn't realise that CCTV captured his actions, well, that woman was petiteredhead.
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Looked absolutely nothing like her?!!?