Manchester hooker who tours up here (I think Edinburgh and Glasgow) using both a main (
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Positives - Good comms, location and flat, (serviced apartments in Bath St) understanding and accommodating when I was running slightly late.
Negatives - Fake secondary profile, photo-shopped to fuck-all-resemblance in main profile: way chubbier and far less attractive, unprofessional manner, mechanical, rushed limited services, only fulfilled agreed services when pushed, fussy bastard, generally as daft as a brush - her own hair brush to be exact.
Paid 90 for half an hour, back in mid-November.
Looks - 4/10
Body - 5/10 - big fake tits but not that good.
Services 3/10
Attitude 3/10
Location, Comms. etc 10/10
VFM - 3/10.
Couldn't tell me the right floor she was on for a start. Only let me cum twice after I pointed out she agreed so on the phone. Not nearly as toned or pretty as her photoshopped pics, (not that I even booked from this profile) utter shit compared to the ones on her fake secondary profile. Was keen for me to cum and go as quickly as I could, spent a lot of time on her phone before and after without even being apologetic. Very fussy about positions etc. - wouldn't even lean back to let me play with her tits and grind on me while on top.
She wasn't rude in any way and I still made sure she made me cum twice, so wasn't a complete disaster - just a bit shit, so would never go back. Overall - 4/10.