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External Link/Members OnlyFirst of all these are two perfectly nice girls; English, a lesbian couple, obviously trying to earn some extra cash in these hard times. Nothing wrong with that, but atm they're just wasting paying punters time, as well as their own, with their current service.
Covered a lot of this in the London section but will try to add some more detail. I accept any criticism I get for this one, as I I know most of you would've walked long before I did, and with a full wallet as well.
Initial contact via AW email, then they sent me a number to talk more via whatsapp. Had a brief exchange of messages with Sammy, she explaining that incalls would be available soon.
Last night, at half past midnight(!), i received further messages, this time from Lizzie, asking what I'd like from the booking and when. Arranged to meet next wednesday and that was that. This afternoon received a message asking if I was free to see them today. I though 'why the fuck not' and agreed a time. An hour before the time I received another message saying 'could i come earlier than the agreed time'. Again like a sop i agreed and headed to the location. Got there as early as I could, sent a message to say I was ready, but no reply for ten minutes! Finally got a response to say she was on her way to meet me. It was Sammy who greeted me - quite dishevelled but not bad shape-wise - nice arse. Location was a minute or two away, in council apartments.
The place was being painted by them, just newly moved in. No bed...yep no bed. A blanket on the floor....with two kittens in the corner. Oh and we wouldn't even be using that basic accommodation as the girlfriend would be watching tv in the room. We would be shagging in the..kitchen...which had cat litter trays. (Fuck this is shite reading back, what a twat i am).
I handed over the money(nobhead) in the living room, maybe in hope that cash on the table might spark things a little.
Now the initial hope beforehand would be that i'd be interacting with both of them but one had her 'special time' so no no. So Sammy in the kitchen it would be, that is though after some kisses between the two like Sammy had been sent off to war.
Fuck it was awkward. A nervous standoff at first, then eventually some FK (the only part of the punt where she showed a glimpse of enthusiasm). She asked if she could put her hands down my pants (ok!) and started to wank me off - I knew what was happening though after reading the 'Tactics to make you cum faster' thread on here, and kept check of myself. Got her bra off (lovely pair in truth, nice and full) and commented on how nice they were - which she preceded to open the door and start telling her GF that I like her tits as well.
She had condoms ready (good) but the attitude throughout was not of someone who's a fan of the cock. 'Let's get this done/over with' was said a few times - with a smile but fuck, nice to see you're welcome.
By this time it was clear no shagging was gonna take place in the kitchen, so Sammy went to ask her GF to get some fags and leave the living room free....and I had to suffer the ridiculous charade of them pretending Lizzie had gone out(exaggerated goodbye and door slam!) and that we were alone. When she came back I told her 'fucking hell that was convincing' and she laughed.
Into the living room, clothes off, on the blanket and she was lying back. Told her there was no rush, and was hoping for maybe more kissing to get things to spark. It was apparent she just wanted me to do the horrid business and be gone. Finally a bit of sense entered my head and i told her 'lets call it quits - i get some cash back and you don't have to go through this 'ordeal' (didn't use that word but you get the gist). She agreed quick time, looked pretty relieved and seemed anxious to assure her gf that nothing had happened. Clothes on, said my goodbyes and wished them well with their new place.
Relived to get out, and tbh glad that i never saw the shag through as it was.
As I said at the start, They're nice people - no aggression or any sign of dislike, but if you're gonna offer a service(for a decent wedge too £100 hr!) then do try to make your client feel as if he's wanted. Act a little.
Lesson learned - I had my doubts and I was right to do so.
