GirlfriendLara - AVOID

[escariotpaul]

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Not so much a review as a warning.

So Lara has quite a few positive reviews and it was on that basis that I made a booking. I'd read in a couple of reviews that when it comes to a second shot she can become impatient and get somewhat rough trying to get a rise out of your member. Easy I figured, I'll book 30 minutes and go for one shot only.

So I arrived and was somewhat surprised at the size of the woman, this was no sexy Brazilian Bubble Butt more like a BBW from the waste down. Nothing wrong with that if it's what you like, but a long way from the photoshopped profile pictures. (Alarm bells ringing at this point)

Figured what the hell, I was there. So we started to get down to a little action. Some DFK followed by her kissing my nipples and onto some pleasant oral without. At around 10 minutes in I asked her if she'd like to rim me as it's a like on her profile.

After a couple of minutes of rimming it happened. With not so much as a hint or suggestion, let alone permission, Lara decided it was a great idea to aggressively ram one or two fingers as far into my arsehole as she could. I actually screamed loudly and told her to get them the hell out. The pain was so acute it literally caused tears to run down my face.

It was of course the fastest passion killer and I frankly didn't want to go anywhere near her after that. I am neither a submissive not a masochist, she acted like I was both.

She then called me rude for shouting out loud at her in my shock.

I got dressed as quickly as possible to get out of there. I suggested that she should refund at least half the money for the atrocious service and her bad behaviour. Well dream on - no surprise she wasn't having any of it.

So in and out in less than 15 minutes and though my arse thankfully is not bleeding as I thought it may be, it is both painful and throbbing more than an hour and a half later.

From my experience and FYI I have no previous axe to grind, bad service, bad attitude and massive disrespect. Honestly feel like not only have I been taken for a the fool but have also been sexually abused.

Good luck if that's your thing, definitely isn't mine.

[James999]

Love it, so she shoves her fingers up your arse hole and because you react in shock she calls you rude 

The heavy use of photoshop on her profile should act as a warning 

[mrx007]

I saw her once in MK at HOD. I was quite disappointed that she wasn't the "Sandra Bullock lookalike" one reviewer described. She was still quite slim in those days though and although she didn't quite do it for me I got her to lick my balls while I was lying down then stuck my cock deep in her mouth while I spunked everything I had. Really pushed down on the back of her head too to keep her there.

Wouldn't see her again though.

[vw]

Hope your ass is OK and most girls ask, then lube then breach.

And first time 1 finger to start with.

[Jerboa]

Yes I also punted with her years ago in MK, she was hot and slim then, don't like the sound of her shoving her fingers up your bum without asking first ouch!

[jimmychunga]

This made me laugh. Sounds like a breakdown in communication 

Anyway all i can say is that in all my punting years Lara is probably in the top 5.

Lovely girl. Friendly. Fun. And great service with a fantastic body. Bit of photo shopping to be sure but still... admittedly 18 months since i saw her so can't say on the body comments.

Each to their own - I'll be back to see her if she comes back this way. Never take one review as gospel