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Offline JamesRockford

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My 6th session last night. Venue, as noted elsewhere, is Lancaster Gate.  A lovely house, clean, modern facilities.  Clean, dry towels.  Slightly damp dressing gowns.  Beds on the ground floor were clean but have seen a few miles now and are getting a bit bouncy and lopsided.

I thought that I would add some more info on the girls to build up the data on this site:

Luzia: Brazilian, fit, gorgeous, age about 27, confident loud and friendly, works very hard.
Maya: Romanian, size 10/12, age about 30, slightly shy, friendly gentle pesonality, soft skin, surprisingly tight, doesn't like to be on top
Charlotte: English, short and size 6, age about 26, a bit manic, talks gibberish, laughs like a donkey, waste of time, really really poor service.  I'm not sure why she's there and I felt a bit sorry for her.
Barbara: Brazilian, size 12/14, age about 35, friendly, soft skin, confident, but not my type.  Poor BJ technique.  I notice that black guys just love her and vice versa.
Gina: Spanish, size 8, age about 28, confident and loud, fake tits and tattoos (I'm not into either), but she works really really hard to please, I like her more and more

Last night there were about 9 guys, I think. Vibe was slightly quiet.  Bed space is sometimes an issue - there are only 3 beds and I think that the swing is out of service.

Emily was the hostess - her usual rather dour self - I have never seen her smile!

My experience so far is 50/50 in terms of vibe and service.  Will I return?  Well I seem to go back every 3 weeks - the main draw is curiosity and convenience (I work 10 minutes away and I often book at the last moment).






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Ha ha...I think Emily has 2 personas...she puts on the serious one for when she's hosting...and the smiley one for when she's partying...we were both giggling like schoolgirls as we worked our way through the Kamasutra last Friday...particularly when I tried to shag up against the wall, but couldn't get up her!  :lol:

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Gina snake can't be 28!I'm 36 and when I shagged her at lmp could have sworn she was older than me

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Ha ha...I think Emily has 2 personas...she puts on the serious one for when she's hosting...and the smiley one for when she's partying...we were both giggling like schoolgirls as we worked our way through the Kamasutra last Friday...particularly when I tried to shag up against the wall, but couldn't get up her!  :lol:

Astute observation - you may well be right.  However, now that she has a shaven head, I'm not sure I'm all that interested in trying her out.

Gina snake can't be 28!I'm 36 and when I shagged her at lmp could have sworn she was older than me

I stand corrected!

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Charlotte is definitely a marmite type girl.

I have had 4 parties with her, twice she was fucking hot and dirty, once she was fine and another time she was very annoying and a complete turn off.

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Ha ha...I think Emily has 2 personas...she puts on the serious one for when she's hosting...and the smiley one for when she's partying...we were both giggling like schoolgirls as we worked our way through the Kamasutra last Friday...particularly when I tried to shag up against the wall, but couldn't get up her!  :lol:

I cant think of one reason why she would need or want to have a serious persona hosting a party, Em never had one and with Moss made LMP extremely popular in no short measure due to her being very friendly at parties, in fact she was great fun, THATS the way to host a party in my observations including seeing some miserable cunts hosting other parties.

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Astute observation - you may well be right.  However, now that she has a shaven head, I'm not sure I'm all that interested in trying her out.

I stand corrected!

Shaven head, now that's a big turn-on for me and it was great when Antonia at LMP had one a few years ago though that wasn't her choice, a young relative had put chewing gum deep into her hair while she was asleep and she couldn't get it out. She looked HOT, I was the founder of her LMP forum fan club though so somewhat biased.

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a young relative had put chewing gum deep into her hair while she was asleep and she couldn't get it out

She should have looked at the 9 methods to remove chewing gum from hair listed on Wikihow.

A 10th method (from me) would be to book an Easyjet flight to Siberia and stand in minus 40 degree temperatures for say 4 hours.  Hey Presto you can just shatter the frozen chewing gum if you apply a nutcracker to it.  Next... apply the nutcracker to the annoying shit of a relative who did this to you.
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She should have looked at the 9 methods to remove chewing gum from hair listed on Wikihow.

A 10th method (from me) would be to book an Easyjet flight to Siberia and stand in minus 40 degree temperatures for say 4 hours.  Hey Presto you can just shatter the frozen chewing gum if you apply a nutcracker to it.  Next... apply the nutcracker to the annoying shit of a relative who did this to you.

I did mention ice cubes to her but then it was too late of course anyway so I didn't press the point and rub it in any further. She was upset about it as she loved her long hair and couldn't wait for it to grow again.

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I cant think of one reason why she would need or want to have a serious persona hosting a party, Em never had one and with Moss made LMP extremely popular in no short measure due to her being very friendly at parties, in fact she was great fun, THATS the way to host a party in my observations including seeing some miserable cunts hosting other parties.

Em is a hard act to follow, her mix of witty banter, teasing direction and playful scolding always makes for a fun party...I like to pretend I'm a porn stud, but she always cuts me down to size!  :lol:

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Gina snake can't be 28!I'm 36 and when I shagged her at lmp could have sworn she was older than me

Yeah, I'd imagine she must be in her late-30s.

I reckon Maya is quite a bit younger than 30 too...probably about 24/25.

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Thanks for the information, JR. The info on the ladies is really useful. The only ones I can really remember are Daniella and Jade/Jennifer - who I believe no longer work there. I didn't realise Em had left so perhaps should be paying more attention. I never forget the first party I attended when a group of about 4 of us were standing watching some of the action. She claps her hands loudly and shouts at us: "Come gentlemen, are we watching or fucking" and urged us in her good humoured way to get to it.   :D

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As far as I'm aware Em has not left just splitting her time between TPC London and TLC Birmingham.

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As far as I'm aware Em has not left just splitting her time between TPC London and TLC Birmingham.
Thanks for the info  :drinks: