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Offline NIK

This is my second UKP review of Nicoletta (third review in all), which in relation to the thirty or so times I've seen her over a period of eight years isn't exactly overkill. I wasn't going to do another review of her, my last was only two years ago, however I have decided to for three reasons.
Firstly when I mentioned I'd seen her again a few members asked if I was going to do another up to date review. Secondly she did say that when she returns from her lengthy absences her business could do with kick starting again, and thirdly I fear it could very well be my final punt.

Prior to seeing Nicoletta I hadn't had a punt for well over a year, my longest without since the eighties. I'd had just two punts since last seeing her in March 2014. My libido and finances have been pretty low for some time now, hence punting is no longer a priority or even much of a need for me. However those last two punts in between seeing Nicoletta were disappointing so I wanted to go out on a high, and I always leave Nicoletta in a high. I have had well over 500 punts over the years, many of them return visits so haven't seen as many women, but it will still be well into the hundreds and Nicoletta is up there with the very best I've seen. Only the incredible Carla Louise from Sheffield was comparable.

Some punters never return to a girl, no matter how great their service. This has never been my policy. There is so much rubbish out there if you find a gem it seems crazy not to return to her for as long as she's around, providing she maintains her standards, which not all of them do. Obviously you have to balance this with new experiences. Although there is nothing more galling than if your gem was available and you have seen someone new instead who turns out to be crap. You are there thinking I could have spent my time and money more pleasurably. With this in mind then I have always returned to Nicoletta when she is available. The latter being the operative word. She travels a great deal meaning she is frequently unavailable for many weeks at a time. I have probably had around ten London visits since I first met her when she hasn't been available, otherwise I would have seen her even more. As it is I must have seen her around thirty times, only Amy in Paddington who is usually more available (ironically the last time I tried to see her she wasn't!), and whom I first met two years before Nicoletta have I seen more often.
So Nicoletta's frequent unavailability is one drawback, however when she is available she has always been easy to book and I would argue, and I'm sure she would agree, that taking lengthy breaks keeps her fresh and prevents her becoming jaded, hence her consistently brilliant service. I have never known her service to ever be less than 100%.

Having said this I am nowhere near 100% myself these days and a decent erection for any length of time is a rarity for me. Even with the aid of Viagra and Nicoletta's delicate ministrations I couldn't fuck her. Although I have often struggled in the past this was our first meeting without any penetration. It must be made clear however that this nothing to do with her, she was as great as ever, and all down to me. It was also a little disappointing that I didn't even cim which is the way I normally climax with her, but surprised both of us by ejaculating relatively quickly by my standards through hand relief. I have always enjoyed making her orgasm in our past meetings - this is another of her great qualities that she always clearly enjoys herself - and was disappointed that I hadn't even achieved that. After a little recovery I suggested I give her an orgasm. She readily agreed and suggested she get into doggy position and I lick her from behind. This was a great sight and turned me on. Once upon a time I would have been in there like a shot, however after barely a minute she had to change positions and lay on her back as the previous position was hurting my neck and I kept slipping off the bed! These are the realities of punting for me these days even with the greatest of ladies. No 'Mills and Boon' fantasy bollocks. Anyway I'm pleased to say I eventually gave her an orgasm which always turns me on enormously. 

The other drawback for some people apart from her absences, would be her price, but as she said she lives in Central London. I have certainly paid as much and even more in the past for experiences which are not in the same league as Nicoletta. Okay £200 is still a lot of money but you could pay £500 and get much worse. Added to which there is no clockwatching whatsoever and we ran over half an hour. Admittedly it was just chatting, but I'm sure there would have been more 'action' had I been up for it. However she is a proper 'escort' who is intelligent and great to talk to. You could easily take her out somewhere if that's your bag and she would fit in comfortably. Also most unusually these days I'm pleased to say she remains flawlessly blemish free without a wretched tattoo or piercing in sight (as indeed does Amy and did Carla Louise).
Finally there was the kissing which was worth the price of entrance alone. In my vast experience there is: 1. No kissing, even at £200+, 2. Prossy type holding back tentative kissing. 3. Still quite rare - proper gf type full on kissing. I am pleased to report that I enjoyed plenty of the latter. I suppose you can get a shag anytime, but proper full on kissing with someone you find attractive is rare for an old bastard like me. And if it is to be my last punt it will be the lovely kissing I will remember.  :yahoo:

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A refreshingly honest appraisal and no hyperbole.
Glad that you went out on a sweet note. Cheers  :drinks:

Offline shagbambi

Thanks for the review NIK.  I have tried booking her in the past (Good pics/and your recommendation) but she is a nightmare in not replying to emails which may be the reason she struggles to find new customers beyond her regulars.

Offline NIK

Thanks for the review NIK.  I have tried booking her in the past (Good pics/and your recommendation) but she is a nightmare in not replying to emails which may be the reason she struggles to find new customers beyond her regulars.

You might be better texting her. I have never emailed her.

Offline berksboy

    Sorry to ask Nik but how old are you if you cant get it up on V with a girl who is smoking hot ? I am sure it will happed to use sooner or with luck latter !

Offline shagbambi

Thanks will try her phone then.

Offline Bangers and Gash

Cheers for the review NIK. Btw, have you thought about a visit to the Docs for a health check-up...?  :hi:

Offline hw189

Hi Nick,

I hope you don't mind me asking, the Amy of Paddington you are referring to, is it: External Link/Members Only?

If it is, do you know what she is up to these days since I can never get hold of her and she doesn't respond? Surely she must still be working since she has her old website (which doesn't look like its been updated in 10+ years).

Thanks

Offline NIK

Hi Nick,

I hope you don't mind me asking, the Amy of Paddington you are referring to, is it: External Link/Members Only?

If it is, do you know what she is up to these days since I can never get hold of her and she doesn't respond? Surely she must still be working since she has her old website (which doesn't look like its been updated in 10+ years).

Thanks

Yes. Indeed the website hasn't been updated since before I first saw her which will be ten years in October! She may have finished. I last contacted her in May 2014 when we made an appointment but owing to engineering works she couldn't get home from her other job in time to see me before I had to catch my train. She was texting me to let me know this whilst I was having a less than enjoyable encounter with a fatty I didn't fancy at London Retreat!
As her website is never updated I often wonder if she will have finished, however she has always been most reliable. In maybe about 50 meetings I have only failed to get an appointment about three times when I wanted one, the last being one of those.
However she has been saying for the past few years that she doesn't see that many people. Prossying is not her main job so she does have limited availability as her main job involves weekend work as well as weekdays.  I have often told her she will pack it in one day like they all do, however she always responds that she will still be on the game long after I'm dead and gone!
Obviously she is no longer young and facially you can tell. However she remains very taut and slim as she hates brats and hasn't had any. She is also extremely versatile with services! Role play or dom if that's your bag or straightforward gfe. No anal but great owo and w/s.
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Yes. Indeed the website hasn't been updated since before I first saw her which will be ten years in October! She may have finished. I last contacted her in May 2014 when we made an appointment but owing to engineering works she couldn't get home from her other job in time to see me before I had to catch my train. She was texting me to let me know this whilst I was having a less than enjoyable encounter with a fatty I didn't fancy at London Retreat!
As her website is never updated I often wonder if she will have finished, however she has always been most reliable. In maybe about 50 meetings I have only failed to get an appointment about three times when I wanted one, the last being one of those.
However she has been saying for the past few years that she doesn't see that many people. Prossying is not her main job so she does have limited availability as her main job involves weekend work as well as weekdays.  I have often told her she will pack it in one day like they all do, however she always responds that she will still be on the game long after I'm dead and gone!
Obviously she is no longer young and facially you can tell. However she remains very taut and slim as she hates brats and hasn't had any. She is also extremely versatile with services! Role play or dom if that's your bag or straightforward gfe. No anal but great owo and w/s.

A review might help some of our members save some hard earned pennies Nik.

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A review might help some of our members save some hard earned pennies Nik.

 :hi:

It was well over a year ago and she's now left. Like all LR women she was pretty professional and she tried her best, but I didn't fancy her.

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I wasn't paying attention Nik and thought it was on your recent trip to London

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Thanks will try her phone then.

Forgot to add, obviously check her website to see if she's available as she won't respond to the text if she isn't. She seems to be available for the next couple of weeks. She actually doesn't plan too far ahead. I've often asked her if she will be available in a certain month when I'm next in London and if it's too far ahead she cannot say. Fair enough I suppose.

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Yes. Indeed the website hasn't been updated since before I first saw her which will be ten years in October! She may have finished. I last contacted her in May 2014 when we made an appointment but owing to engineering works she couldn't get home from her other job in time to see me before I had to catch my train. She was texting me to let me know this whilst I was having a less than enjoyable encounter with a fatty I didn't fancy at London Retreat!
As her website is never updated I often wonder if she will have finished, however she has always been most reliable. In maybe about 50 meetings I have only failed to get an appointment about three times when I wanted one, the last being one of those.
However she has been saying for the past few years that she doesn't see that many people. Prossying is not her main job so she does have limited availability as her main job involves weekend work as well as weekdays.  I have often told her she will pack it in one day like they all do, however she always responds that she will still be on the game long after I'm dead and gone!
Obviously she is no longer young and facially you can tell. However she remains very taut and slim as she hates brats and hasn't had any. She is also extremely versatile with services! Role play or dom if that's your bag or straightforward gfe. No anal but great owo and w/s.

Hi NIK,

I couldn't agree with you any more, Amy is the sure thing and you can never go wrong with her. She is the most reliable and the most memorable punts that I have had. Granted she's not the prettiest WG around, or the sexiest body, but she certainly knows how to please a man. My god she gives amazing blow jobs and I have never been able to get over them. She is so good that, mentally, I have always compared the blowjobs I receive from other ladies and compared it to Amy's blowjob. IMHO no one else has even come close to Amy.

Unfortunately, I have only seen her 4 times since 2006, since I don't live in London and most of the years in between I have spent working abroad as well. Whenever I have been back and tried contacting her she has never picked up or responded to texts and I have always ended up with a shit punt with some Romanian. Or, at best average to good experience with some other lady. But, again, no one as good as Amy. The last time I saw Amy was during Christmas 2011. As you say, even back then she looked fairly young and very taut (could have easily pass for someone in her 20's). Her price has been static since 2006 (£200 p/h). Expensive, and many will probably disagree with me, but for me she's worth it just for her blowjobs alone. I say you are damn lucky to have 50 meetings with her, well done.

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Hi NIK,

I couldn't agree with you any more, Amy is the sure thing and you can never go wrong with her. She is the most reliable and the most memorable punts that I have had. Granted she's not the prettiest WG around, or the sexiest body, but she certainly knows how to please a man. My god she gives amazing blow jobs and I have never been able to get over them. She is so good that, mentally, I have always compared the blowjobs I receive from other ladies and compared it to Amy's blowjob. IMHO no one else has even come close to Amy.

Unfortunately, I have only seen her 4 times since 2006, since I don't live in London and most of the years in between I have spent working abroad as well. Whenever I have been back and tried contacting her she has never picked up or responded to texts and I have always ended up with a shit punt with some Romanian. Or, at best average to good experience with some other lady. But, again, no one as good as Amy. The last time I saw Amy was during Christmas 2011. As you say, even back then she looked fairly young and very taut (could have easily pass for someone in her 20's). Her price has been static since 2006 (£200 p/h). Expensive, and many will probably disagree with me, but for me she's worth it just for her blowjobs alone. I say you are damn lucky to have 50 meetings with her, well done.

Hi,

You are just about the first punter (with the exception of Mr Bloom - where's he got to?) who has seen Amy too. Whereas I have come across a few who have seen Nicoletta. Totally agree with your post. Yes, not a stunner and no longer young, but then I like them very slim which she is and as you say she certainly knows how to please a man. Always thoroughly professional.

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Hi Nik, you say she offers w/s - is this something she offers only occasionally?
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