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External Link/Members Only I wasn't sure whether to list this as a neutral or a negative so I will try to explain my reasons and you can judge for yourselves.Outcall, 2 hrs, £300Communication: Very good with quick email replies, good written English. Very professional attitude and reassuring.
Punctuality: She texted 90 mins before to say that she was running late and would turn up 15 mins later than expected. She also sent a selfie pic on the train when she was on her way, which I thought was an excellent idea. She, unfortunately, turned up 45 mins late as she couldn't find the hotel. She hadn't checked beforehand where it was and just relied on finding it with a direction app which led to her struggles.
Appearance: She is 6ft tall but has a very masculine presence. Think Miranda Hart the comedian rather than a 6ft supermodel in terms of how she moves etc. Face was completely
which is probably why it is hidden on her profile. [I deleted the selfie otherwise I would post it.] Her breasts are small but
very saggy. She had a soft, flabby stomach contrary to one of her profile pics which shows her as toned. Her listed age is 29. Maybe 35-40. She does have a
proppa nawty Norf Ldn accent though which I really would have been a major turn on with a mildy decent looking girl.
Smell: She had the smell of being wiped down with baby wipes
or washed with very cheap soap which I found off putting. She gave me some baby wipes from her handbag
post cum and it was the EXACT same smell. Given that this was an evening punting and I presume she was late because of a previous appointment, my reaction upon joining the dots was
as it was her face that smelt most like this. I assume the previous punter had given her a facial.
Services: Enthusiastic kissing but very sloppery as in loads of saliva which was disgusting. Very enthusiastic OWO and licked balls without me asking at all (which was nice). Also very happy to take deepthroat.
Sex was her on top and then missionary with eventual finish. Had option of facial and swallow but chose not to as her face was not an attraction. After that, she went to the bathroom to clean her pussy with tissue paper. Not sure why as sex had been with condom. (More later)
When she came back we cuddled, but REALLy didn't fancy her so left it at that. I normally cum 2 or 3 times in a 2 hour session so to be saddled with a complete turn off was a crushing disappointment. I should stress that I found her compliant and enthusiastic in all activities.
Post-sex: Told her we would call it a day there. She asked to use the bathroom briefly to have a shower. After over 20 mins and with no sound for 10 mins or so, I knocked on the door to check she was ok/ wondering what the hell she was doing. She came out after another 5 and left. The bathroom was in a state. She had hung
4 towels neatly on the side of the bath but all were fully soaked and dripping water onto the floor. She had left scrunched up tissue paper on the floor from when she had cleaned her pussy post sex. Understandably, I got housekeeping to sort it all out (5* hotel) as it was genuinely disgusting.
Summary: Positives: Excellent comms. Selfie when on way.
Proppa nawty Norf Ldn accent which was SO wasted on her... Enthusiastic and compliant when delivering services. Nice OWO and happy to deepthroat.
Negatives: 45 mins late, very saggy breasts, very awkward/masculine/Miranda Hart physical style, flabby tummy, hideous face. Sloppery kissing. Spent 20+ mins in bathroom at end and left it in a shocking state.
Verdict: I was tempted to give her a Neutral as me not finding her attractive is not really her fault but mine. She didn't show her face and I knew from experience that those are gamble punts. However, I definitely wouldn't book her again and the state she left the bathroom in after pissing about for 20+mins means a Negative for me. Hopefully, you feel I have been balanced and fair.
AW Verdict: I didn't Negative her on AW as it leads to so much hassle with them Negativing you back, writing dodgy notes on your profile to blacklist you etc. hence, I gave her a Positive there, so she didn't fuck me up and then posted my review here. My view was to write a detailed review on here, and that would explain everything. Hope that makes sense!
