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External Link/Members OnlyNew gushing reviews on Cindy seem par for the course, so I'll simply write my new one based her new role as my favourite roleplaying actress:
BBC1 8pm
Eastenders:
Cindy's secret affections for her best friends fella get the better of her. After overhearing her own fiance invite him out for a few beers, she secretly sends him a message to come round early using her boyfriends phone. Once he arrives she moves for the kill in her best Barbie attire, who needs best friends anyway.... duff duff duff duff duff duff
ITV Film 9pm
James Bond in Ian Flemings......Sphincter
Bond is captured by new global crime organisation Sphincter. Bond Bad girl Cindy Sinful has Bond where she wants him, blindfolded, restrained, powerless. Bond toys with her, you'll never break me, until his only weakness is exposed....she knows what he wants, what he desires, grab ass anal....dang da dang, Dang-da-da-dang da dang, Doo dah do do doooo
Alrite that's enough. She's ace, end off.
