Sorry if this shouldn't be in Reviews because I actually walked from this one. Initial Comms were good but once outside the location I was kept waiting for 30 minutes. I should have seen the warning signs when she said she was "waiting for a room to be available". Anyway, eventually given the house number which turns out to be a hotel chain that also does cheap flights in orange aircraft (warning sign number two). Go up to the room and the door is opened by a girl who is very obviously not the girl in the photos, but the main reason I walked is that the room consisted of a double bed and fuck all else. The bed actually touched 3 of the 4 walls and the door opened on another door where presumably there was a loo/shower. There wasn't enough room for the two of us let a lone swinging a cat if one happened to be nearby. I just said "is this it?", she said "yes" and I said "no thanks" and walked away. As I went she did say "OK, sorry" so I felt a bit sorry for her as no doubt Sergei is at his evil lowest in putting a girl to work in such a dump. Perhaps he should rename her Economy Class Amy.
