I knew that 70£ for 1h + 20£ for A level sounded too nice. Pictures on AW should have raised the alarm level. But decided to pay a visit to Floricika in North Harrow.
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External Link/Members OnlyAs I missed the train station and there were no taxi, I had to walk almost 30 min (also missed the buses...).
When I rang the bell, the door opened and it wasn't (of course) the girl that I was expected. But again, probably due to the long walk and the time wasted, I decided to enter, hoping that the services could be good.
Straight to the room upstairs. And then started the mess: "No I don't do A level". Of course I tried to clarify the situation and the supposed polish girl indicated immediately that her English was "No good, no good... Wait Baby, wait Baby". And she disappeared. Fortunately she came back less than 1 minute later with another girl, which was much nicer (slimmer, nice face, great boobs). I thought that I finally could get what I was there for. "You want A level?" "Yes Madam, that why I am here for"" And to my surprise this nicer girl (much more acceptable let's say...) could do it... until she asked how big I was!
I have to confess that being not a regular punter, but still with a bit of experience, it was the first time that this question was raised. As I was asking for an A level, I understood but replied that I had no idea how I was (I don't know for you guys, but this is not a question for which I ever found any answer (an objective one I mean! I am as I am, and I even don't think that I could change how I am...). Started something that looked like an annual check up and where I had to show my best friend to an unknown lady that was assessing my size! Verdict: too big! But even worse, it was too big for A level, but also for normal services!!!
I couldn't believe it. All that mess and no service at all.
But as you all know, you have to remain calm in all situations, in particular when you are the one to ask for something. And believe it or not: a third girl was invited to join the medical check-up! After the second girl, you easily imagine that this one wasn't a girl that you would have looked at in the street.... New assessment: to big for A level, but fine for normal service. I accepted it. Sorry guys, but after all what I just went through, I was unable to leave.
Could I finally start what I was there for? Nop, still the price to be discussed!
I think I was prepared to what would happen: 140£ for normal service!!! I said that I didn't want to stay 2 hours, but then I was offered 2 girls for 1 hour and it would be 200£. I thought that there were no candidate that could accept my best friend and now they wanted 200. This time , I raised the voice: 70£, 1 hour, 1 person as agreed on phone, and as on AW or I was leaving.
Negotiation closed at 70£!
Finally I got a bit of what I was interested in. If the girl wasn't nice looking, at least she tried to deliver a minimum. We finished 10 minutes before the expected time, but that was ok. I asked for a shower.
She replied: "there is a shower, but only with cold water, and no towel! You have 5 minutes before leaving!
I asked before leaving when she was going back to Poland. "Poland? No I go to my country." So you are not Polish. Where are you from? "Romania...". Don't take me wrong guys, but after all what I read on UKP, I realized how naïve I was by having entered the house despite I realized that it was obviously not what I expected.
Conclusions:
Service: negative
Girls: not as on AW (far from that!)
Rooms, bed: dirty
Hygiene: what is that?
Price: after discussions, as indicated on AW and agreed when appointment made
Do I need to add something?
Those girls are to be avoided!!! even for 70£, it is a waste of money. If you lack money to pay what you are looking at, wait a bit more and continue saving until you can afford a nice punt. Then find another girl!!!!
