Nowt to do with punting.
I'm out shopping with OH and daughter who want to go into this high class perfume shop so in we go. Their looking around and trying everything when this fit young lass comes up and asks me if I would like to try some of the men's stuff. So of course I took one look at her and think well why not. Anyway testing all the eau de colone etc and go up to my daughter to ask her opinion at which point she goes "you smell just like a tart's boudoir" I have to turn away and firmly clamp teeth down on my tongue 1) to stop me laughing 2) so I don;t blurt out the real truth.
Still smiling now thinking about it.
