=HANNAH= Edinburgh

[Randy Mcknob]

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Reet proppa bad.  Coms good, Well used Newington basement flat.  Met at the door by =Hannah= wearing a grey formerly white towel, under the towel wearing grey formerly white cotton panties.  Nea kissing on 15min booking, so she stretched a rubber over my flaccid cock & made like a dyson (not in a good way).  My normally reliable cock struggled for wood, I get just about there and tell her.  She makes like a dog I stick it in, after a minute or so she tells me to hurry up as it's a 15min booking, my wood, never was hard wood but it's now loosing turgor fast.  I ask her to turn over and start desperately banging away in mish, she tells me to stop... too hard.  My dick gave up I gave up, got dressed and left without cuming.  She was totally baffled that anyone would spurn her twat & tried to say she was worried I'd shag the bed to bits. 

A memorable one for all the wrong reasons, I must learn to walk.

[JazzMan]

"My dick gave up I gave up"

Can't give the girl a negative for that.
Your fault mate.

[TommyMoundfrigger]

"My dick gave up I gave up"

Can't give the girl a negative for that.
Your fault mate.

To be fair, if the girl's not connected in any way with what you are into it's easily done.

Maybe you should just disregard the OP's review and go see her then.

[Technicolour_trilby]

"My dick gave up I gave up"

Can't give the girl a negative for that.
Your fault mate.

His fault, why?

Prossy answered the door in an unsexy way, spunky on too early, told to "hurry up", told to "stop" when in mish, then accused of trying to damage furniture???

Neg all day long for me, hardly surprising nature was suppressed.

[JazzMan]

His fault, why?

Prossy answered the door in an unsexy way, spunky on too early, told to "hurry up", told to "stop" when in mish, then accused of trying to damage furniture???

Neg all day long for me, hardly surprising nature was suppressed.

Why?

If he can't get it up, it's his fault.

Are you telling me that you can't get a hard on by by wanking?

[Randy Mcknob]

Regardless of my performance, it's still very much a negative.  Go give her a shot Jazzy.

I forgot to mention the she's taken over a previously well regarded profile.

[ickydicky]

so its bait and switch then

[Randy Mcknob]

so its bait and switch then

sort of the pictures are genuine, but the 2 +ve reviews here are about a different girl.

[ickydicky]

avoid.

[Technicolour_trilby]

Why?

If he can't get it up, it's his fault.

Are you telling me that you can't get a hard on by by wanking?

Not sure what that has to do with anything.

The prossie did everything in her power NOT to make the meet sexy, or indeed, even enjoyable from the punter's point of view. Is any meet that results in a stiffy a positive? Not for me, a shit meet with a hardon is a negative, a shit meet without a hardon is still a negative.

Not really sure why you're missing my point unless it's deliberate of course. Erection or lack of, lies somewhere between minor and insignificant in the OP's scenario.

[fly fifer]

I'm pretty sure "getting the punter hard" is in the job description if your in the hooring business.

[ickydicky]

I'm pretty sure "getting the punter hard" is in the job description if your in the hooring business.

 

[auldie63]

ROMANIAN! What do you expect? I so informed you thusly.

[ickydicky]

they just wont listen about the gypos. hell mend them. nae sympathy