OK so I saw Lucy a few months ago and didn't bother posting a review. Mainly because I felt quite sorry for her. But Now she is back with clearly out dated photo's and some typical fluffy AW positive feedback and I'm worried that people on here may get tempted.
Comms: Telephoned her on the day and she sounded very nice on the phone, very well spoken and friendly. We arranged a short 15 minute booking and ten mins later I set off to meet her. So far so good.
Location: She guided me to her flat on Ipswich Docks. There is cheap P&D parking very close by and a secure entrance with buzzer system. I parked, found it and got in with no problems. Still looking good...But then it goes downhill fast.
The woman: Lucy opened the door, sheepishly hiding behind it so I didn't see her face. She then closed the door behind me and my skin ran cold, my heart started to race and not in a good way. There she stood, looking well in excess of 41, wearing see through night wear that greatly accentuated her sagging breasts. She gave me a coy smile, closed mouth and brief. It soon became clear that this is because she is conscious of her teeth, which are crooked and really unattractive.
Now I know what you're thinking, I should have walked. I can't even use the excuse of thinking with my cock because by that point it had packed its bags and was retreating up in to my body, cowering like a prisoner of war facing imminent execution. No the truth is that I was a giant pussy about the situation, and felt that £40 (prices have since risen) wasn't a harsh price to pay for my cowardly ways.
The Service: There was no way I could have sex with this woman, I couldn't even bring myself to touch her in any way. So I requested a BJ only. I would always go for OWO when on offer but the thought of those teeth touching my bare cock was frankly traumatizing so I asked for OW. This brought about a strange look from her.
So down she went on her knees while I sat on the couch looking down and pondering how my life came to this. I was not getting hard at all and I put this down to the fact that I could see what I was allowing to be done to me. So I asked her to go to her side and suck from that angle, meaning her face was away from me. I thought about whatever else I could and went off to a fantasy land in my head in order to get hard and eventually came. She really worked for that £40 in terms of time but the BJ was poor all round.
She tried for some post orgasm chit chat but I needed to get the hell out of there and cleanse my body and soul in the rain outside.
The flat : Gross. Simply nasty. It was dark, messy and smelt of smoke. There is a recent review on AW which of course she disputes but that chap hits the nail on the head.
Conclusion : Joint first (next to Lola lushious) as my worst punt to date. All very sad really because she seems like a nice woman but she should not be in this line of work. I cannot fathom how she's got positive FB on AW, it genuinely blows me mind. My advice is to avoid at all costs.
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