I'm not usually able to plan ahead for a punt as I don't know when I'll be free - which is proving to be a bit of a bugger. Had some time on Friday afternoon and was looking initially in the Portsmouth area. I was searching using my phone excluding Romanians for someone for no more than £70 for half an hour. I also fancied a WG with bigger than a B cup and less than a size 14. They also needed to have a number on their profile for contact purposes. It was not proving to be an easy process so I widened my search to a 20 miles radius. I was at the time halfway between Portsmouth and Southampton, heading east so Southampton wasn't my first choice. However
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