External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members OnlyThe initial communicationDecided to give an old fashioned phone call as opposed to the whole rigmarole of placing a booking via AW. ( was pressed for time ). Asian lady answered the call,
ME: "Hi I would like a massage please are you free in about 20 minutes?" LADY:"yes no problem". She then text me the full address after the phone call.
Arrival; Exterior/InteriorFound it easily enough, in the middle of Goole on a normal street, was a bit awkward with kids playing football outside the door and people walking up and down staring as I walked to the door. The building itself from the outside looks a little dilapidated, reminded me of an old corner shop ( Granville open all hours type ). There is a gate enclosure to the door at the left side of the building and signs clearly stating "Good Health" massage or something similar. ( Made me think of LULU Good For Health Doncaster, heard shes from here originally).
Inside the door there are stairs to the right, again the interior is old and run down. Went upstairs and opened door at top, Greeted by asian lady looked between 33-39, fairly slim could of passed for 40 odd but I will be kind. She led me gently home into a large room which was separated by an erected curtain partition. Must commend them on the heating it was a nice room temperature, massage table with face hole cut out and fresh paper on ready for me.
Negotiation of price, time and serviceWas told to undress completely and asked how long I wanted, I said 30 minutes which was £25, Handed it over and she shuffled off behind the partition wizard of oz like
I asked what else was available and the price, was told Hand relief was £20, Body2Body was £40 and that was about all she said in very broken hard to understand chinenglish.< new word
I then decided that was far too expensive at £25+£20 for a wank off totalling £45 for a hand job....could have an escort for half an hour for that
Old tight balls here eh lol.
Anyway I opted to go for just the massage as she wasn't very attractive and she was very very lacking in enthusiasm. My tactics where to go ahead with the massage, see how she faired with the old touching of the arse and balls, and if that struck a little arousel, then I would be tempted to part ways with the extra £20 ( you see my logic? )
The actual massageWell it all started off very well, nice shoulder and neck massage moving onto the right arm and hand then the left arm and hand, upper back lower back im sure you know the drill, she was very good at it too, felt fantastic well worth the £25 basic.
Thank god for small mercies though because that is where it ended. I had showered freshly before arrival and smelled great with some lynx under the arms and lacoste live on the neck, Im the type of person who likes a little bit of arsehole rubbing and fingernails stroking over the old bollocks and she avoided it like the plague, so the lynx effect is bollox and Lacoste is on its final warning
Safe to say the only thing erect in that room from my arrival to departure was the aforementioned curtain partition, she did ask towards the end if i was sure I didn't want "happy ending" but I politely declined and decided to enjoy the rest of the massage.
ConclusionI cant really fault her too much though because it was a nice massage and I guess on the day I was just too tight and she didn't turn me on either looks wise or with the techniques of her hands so all in all it was a thank you and good bye
where as deep down I was longing for the spark to just get me going and give me reason to pay the extra £20 and explode my lot
, but it wasnt to be and i left kinda dissapointed, Hence the neutral review. If you want good massage, this is good
if you want value for money added extras... maybe not
However I have checked AW since my visit and apparently "Jasmine" is back, maybe she can produce the goods?? Might have to try and find out as I remember another review of this establishment from earlier this year heralded positive feedback for jasmine so might have to try again.
