External Link/Members OnlyMy travels took me to Leeds today so I tried for a last minute early morning appointment with Helen and found that she was available. I don't think I've read a bad review for Helen and I think she's been operating out of the same place in Yeadon for a few years now. I know its not a full sex service but I do enjoy the occasional naked massage with HE. I'm not sure the word 'discerning' is meant to imply that her punters show good judgement is choosing Helen or whether Helen is very selective about who she sees but even when I was three minutes from the door and called her for the number she asked me to call back when I was in the street. Err ok, 2 minutes later I was in the street and called back for the number. I almost considered breaking up individual elements of the hour and putting it into a project plan because the overwhelming experience was one of being managed and controlled with military precision. Helen herself is a very slim attractive lady in her early 50's, perfectly turned out and very friendly and chatty. I can see why she would be popular but at £80 an hour, which is top price for this sort of service, then the service needs to be good. Sadly, at best it was mediocre and to explain why I shall break it down into its elements.
1. On arriving I was led up to a bedroom where we sat and had a chat. (10 Minutes elapsed)
2. I was led into the bathroom where a hot bath was waiting. I was told to get into the bath and Helen knelt beside the bath and immediately started to wash my cock and balls with both hands. I'd say erotically massaged but it was quick and perfunctory and wholly orchestrated to ensure the punter has a clean cock. I suppose it beats the wet wipes but since I'd just showered I didn't think this in any way enhanced the experience. (Another 10-15 minutes elapsed)
3. I was then led through to the massage room by Helen who was still fully dressed. The room is very nice with soft lighting and soft music and I was asked to lay face down on the massage table. I then watched Helen undress to her black panties in the mirrors that line the wall to the left of the massage table. The massage itself was fairly non-existent, a bit of stroking, a bit of slipping her hand underneath to feel my balls and all the while whispering dirty talk in my ear. Don't get me wrong, I was hard and enjoying the experience on a lower plane, primarily because Helen is very nice to look at naked, but I was expecting so much more. When Helen was ready (and not a minute before) I was turned over so she could start to work on my cock. This was possibly only 15 minutes into the massage session and I thought I was in for a nice long session of having my cock played with. Sadly not! She immediately started to wank me quite vigorously and at the same time took my hand and placed it on her pussy. She told me to put my finger inside and I was surprised at how wet she was but then it dawned on me that it was far too slippy for that and she'd just lubed herself up. Within five minutes I felt like i was gonna come and I asked her to slow down and tease me some more. No, I want to see you 'shoot' for me, and a minute or two later I did. There was possibly another five minutes of me laying there and being cleaned up and I was told I could jump into the bath again. (another 25 to 30 minutes elapsed)
4. I got a quick bath, got dressed, another brief chat and I was shown to the door (My last 10 minutes elapsed)
Honestly I left feeling rather underwhelmed by the experience and also a little incredulous that I'd just paid £80 for what amounted to half an hours massage and a quick hand job. The environment is carefully staged to make this work and Helen has the body and the skills to make this work but it didn't and I felt that every minute of the appointment was stage managed so successfully that I left the property at precisely the minute my appointment ended. I don't think this was a random occurrence, I think Helen is so skilled at managing punters and their time that she has it down to the minute. She's a very nice woman but she struck me as someone who no longer enjoys what she does and she delivers her service with skilled and politely veiled cynicism.
