Probably the last punt of 2018. Not the best but not the worst either. She has been around before under other names, and is not ‘new’. All in all I would say mediocre at best. I have to admit I was taken in by the obviously photoshopped pics, convinced there is a pretty girl in there somewhere. Perhaps there was 10 years ago
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External Link/Members OnlyComs were easy and arranged by text. Address given (if I were kind I’d say Havant, but I’m not so Leigh park). Arrived at the agreed time and the flat is reasonably discreet (assuming its dark). Quite exposed during the day I would imagine though. Given that the door opens onto the main road, I’d have appreciated the normal girl behind the door routine. Nope. Open the door in your figure hugging lingerie you dopy bint
skin colour so probably looked naked to anyone who noticed. Followed her upstairs and handed over 70 for half an hour, quietly thankful I hadn’t gone for the hour. Flat was undecorated but I really wasn’t there to inspect it.
Looks were disappointing, obvious smoker. Common accent and a bit rough. As I said, I’m sure she was attractive 10 years ago, but the years haven’t been kind. Body best described as a badly arranged bag of onions. I know what you are thinking... why didn’t I walk? Well... not sure really.
On to the action and it was clear kissing wasn’t an option. Moved her face away as I went in, so ended up kissing the neck while the obvious fake moans started, and bizarrely.. the rasping breath. I’m not sure if that was erotic or if she’s just had too many spliffs. I’m leaning towards the spliffs.
We moved over to the bed and it’s at this point that I saw her teeth. Really not in great condition, and it made me glad we hadn’t kissed. She dropped her top to let her tuts out and to be fair they aren’t that bad (in terms of shape). Reasonably small, and framed above a really out of shape belly isn’t the best view, but the tits on their own aren’t too bad.
Moving onto sex, and it was doggy. She unbuttoned her body suit so didn’t really see anything (always slightly suspicious, but assume she was keeping the onions in check). View wasn’t great, but in fairness (despite the rasping breath) this part was ok. Finished in the bag. Dressed and out inside 20 minutes from arrival.
I’ve rated negative, but very nearly went neutral. The sex was actually ok, but services refused and heavily photoshopped pics make it a red. I think her prices are a little high for the ‘quality’ on offer. The teeth concern me.
Positives: tits are ok assuming you see literally nothing else. I know this isn’t ideal, but if you prepare a cardboard cutout before you go you should be ok. Sex was surprisingly good, even though there was no attraction.
Negatives: location is rough and ready. Flat in poor condition and not tidy. Photoshopped pics. Out of shape with big belly (assume she is a mother). Smoker. Poor teeth. Kissing would have been refused but I didn’t push it (glad I didn’t).
