External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyIn the year 2150 the evolution of robotics will create superior forms of humanoid androids to support humanity in the various stages of its existential struggle. Among the feats that such artificial creations will be called to perform, one of the main will be the satisfaction of sexual desires. The first anthropomorphic sexed models will be clunky and imperfect, ridden with weird bugs that will cause bizarre behaviours and sudden stops, exposure of metallic parts, unexpected machine-like sounds and sometimes severe mutilating injuries.
Still, fucking one of those things will still be a better experience than spending time with "Sensual Jennifer". I decided to give her a try after someone called "letsmeetme" reviewed her colleague "Ella JESSICA Ella" (
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=39905.0) , and possibly "forgot" to report on a couple of details, such as SHE COULDN'T FUCKING BE THE GIRL IN THE PICTURES.
Anyway: lured by the review, I decided to try my luck with Jennifer. It took me ages to get there, finally arriving in a reasonably nice area, where Jennifer's flat has its door in a very discreet position (on a big isolated road, with no shops around, and the entrance not facing any other building). When I approached the house, I could clearly see that behind Jennifer peeking at me through the blinds there was a man, so if you're eager to go have a sexual encounter in a house where the Romanian pimp waits downstairs, Jennifer is the girl for you!
Anyway, I got in, and noticed in a second that Jennifer was not the girl in the pictures: she is not ugly, but she is not better than a 7, with a kind of "girl next door in Bulgaria" look. I should have walked, but I had travelled for way too long to give up, and the girl looked reasonably attractive to justify a round.
Still, let me spend a couple more words for "letsmeetme". After performing a visual analysis of the pictures of both Jessica and Ella, it becomes evident to anyone not reasoning with their cock that the pictures can't be real, and my sad experience confirms the fact. While I can just testify with certainty about the fakeness of Jennifer's pictures, I estimate the possibility that Ella's pictures are real at no more than 0.1%, leaving at a 99.9% the possibility that "letsmeetme" is a giant faggot.
Back to the review, the flat in itself is pretty nice, and the boudoirs (there are two double bedrooms probably used for the profession and another very small one) are located upstairs, which at least give a glimmer of privacy from the hairy ass of the pimp downstairs. One of the few positive aspects of the adventure is that she wasn't pissed off I arrived 20 minutes late (I got lost). She asked me how long I would stay, and I said "one hour" for reasons that I can't fathom. "One hundred pounds". The last positive of the day was the fact that she when I asked her if I could take a shower she answered me enthusiastically "yes of course". This was the only act of enthusiasm I would see her perform before, during or after the meeting.
Imagine now the following scene: I'm back in the bedroom, smiling nervously with a statue of salt with feminine features in front of me: she had put on the vaguely bored look that she would have for the rest of the meeting. Her half-naked body revealed the sad truth that she is one of those girls that look better dressed than naked: bit of a curved posture, hips too round, ass firm and pert but not too beautiful, etc.
Anyway, she was just standing there. No initiative, no sensuality, nothing. Just standing awkwardly in front of me, with mismatched bra and pants, looking at me as if to say "and now?". I closed the curtains, realizing that a bus driver on the road downstairs could see us, and she seemed surprised (apparently she never realized that when she moves naked around house people downstairs can see her if she has her curtains open), and went on the bed hoping in a rapid improvement of our relationship.
Nothing like that. In the following 5 minutes I would discover that 1) she doesn't kiss at all (why the hell I always forget to check profiles?), 2) she doesn't allow kissing on the nipples (profiles won't tell you that), 3) no fingering, 4) no reverse oral (oh, wait, that's why I forget to check profiles, because they contain a lot of bullshit anyway!) plus a bunch of other things.
I rapidly realized the extent of my mistake, but things would get worse: she put me a condom, and started the worse blowjob I've ever experienced, carefully performed with a "mouth wide open, no tongue" technique that avoided most contact with my shaft. "I can't believe this", I was thinking when exactly 40 seconds later she stopped and asked me "do you want on top or bottom?" as if she was asking me if I wanted milk in my tea.
"OK, let's get it over soon", I thought, putting her in missionary position and starting to give it to her. 1 minute later, her bored stare directed at the wall had made me limp, and I stopped, saying "I think this was a mistake". She looked at me as if she just realized there was someone with their dick shoved in her pussy, and said listlessly "what can I do for you?". "Maybe caress my chest", I said resignedly, and she started SCRATCHING MY FUCKING CHEST THE TOTAL CUNT.
At this point I turned the meeting into what felt like the most expensive masturbation session of my life: closed my eyes and raised the pace, aiming for the end of the tunnel, this lifeless thing under me probably thinking in the meantime of when she would finally be able to get back downstairs and finish watching some tv show. This is where I said "ehm.... would you mind if I do 30 minutes instead?". To her praise I must say she didn't bat an eye: she just went downstairs and came back with forty quid.
I got dressed at the speed of light and left that house with her totally oblivious to the fact that I had a mightily bad time and telling me that "next time" I could do something I don't remember.
Overall: probably the second worst punt I had in my life. To be avoided at all costs, not only her, but every girl somehow affiliated with her, which, accordingly to some unscientific estimates, should be:
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External Link/Members OnlyP.S.: not sure I clarified this, but "letsmeetme" is a faggot.
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