External Link/Members OnlySorry for late review, just being lazy writing it.
Visited Sports Massage on Lode Lane, Solihull, probably a few weeks ago.
There have been quite a few good reviews on here so thought why not.
Comms
Sent a text to Laura as described on the advert. This was on a Friday afternoon asking if they had any availability for that evening - they did. Asked who was working and was told Laura and a couple others - sorry can't remember name. Asked for Laura based on another review. Comms were a bit up and down. One time I got an instant message, the other time I had to wait - not a problem, they were probably busy. However, when I got a reply and didn't respond instantly I got another 1 or 2 minutes later. Typical women?
Getting to venue
Easy to find, sat nav takes you right outside or you can follow the directions on their advert. There is parking outside but I didn't use it. 1. It's a little tight. I own a new, well known German manufacturer car and working in Birmingham know exactly how some muppets driveand park. 2. It serves shops on both sides as well a bus stop directly in front. If you're coming from Solihull way there's a right turn road just before you get to the shop. Head down this road and about 100 yards later there's a cul-de-sac on the left with discrete parking either side on the road.
The venue
It's a well presented shop with frosted windows. The bloomin' hairdressers next door was open but was pitch black. Doesn't bother me one bit but others may be put off I guess? Inside you have to turn left as the reception area is down there. Starting walking down and got greeted by a women wearing blue t shirt and blue jeans with scraped hair back. Said her name was Laura. Right, now this is always subjective, but I really didn't think she was great in the slightest which slightly contradicts other reviews. This was my first time to a Chinese massage place, whilst I wasn't expecting Lucy Liu I was expecting a little more glamorous.
Anyway, in the room we go which was along the corridor to the reception on the right side. She confirms time - I wanted 30min and she says £30. I casually just dropped in I had been recommended this place by others I knew. She then said "oh, okay", then asked if I wanted HE. I said yes and she said extra £10. Paid up. Then she said she had a new girl, did I want to try her. TBH, the jeans and job wasn't massively doing it for me so thought why not. Didn't catch this girls name. Laura said she'd get here and asked me to get undressed. 30seconds later she walks back in with a 30-40 year old girl - that's how good I am at guessing ages
wearing a dress. Well this is better I thought...oh, but this girl didnt really speak an stitch of English. Probably for the best as Laura said, in front of her, if she's no good tell her and she can get someone else or she'd do it next time.
Massage
Massage was pretty good, oils a bit sticky, but not massively fragranced. Started face down and did all over, bending arms and legs around somewhat and working on muscles. I'd put it somewhere between a sensual and deepish tissue massage. Was relaxing and loosened my muscles so no problem there. Did say "this okay" at several points just to check. For ease (language barrier) just said yes - it was, but god he you if you wanted more or less pressure. No cheeky strokes included though - went up thighs but stopped a little short.
Did this for what seemed like a long time - didn't have watch on sorry. I guess it was on time and I was just relaxed. Asked me to turn over and started with HE. Technique was pretty good. Oiled up and started with just the right amount of pressure and stroking action. Eye contact maintained pretty much through out. Not sure about the oohs and aahs she was making though, would've probably told her to stop if I could have. PLENTY of touching allowed. Started off grabbing her arse and went to top of thighs. I genuinely think this girl would've let me full on touch her but I stopped just short above.
No, here's the problem. I normally shoot loads and it goes quite far but I can't tell her this because of language, so just let go. She was slightly leaning over me and took a hit right in the face. Credit where credits due, she was taken aback but carried on throughout. I said sorry for not warning but she just kept saying "no sorry" "no sorry". She helped clean me up, and her, then gave me a quick peck then i got dressed.
As I was leaving I noticed another girl behind reception who was wearing glasses and looked very busty. Should have really asked her name because from where I was standing she was by far the best looking one in there.
Would and will go back and give another review then.
Matt
