Sorry if this has been covered before.
I often trawl over the WG adds in Adultwork it suddenly came to me that all I look for is:-
A/ Picture is she fuckable yes\no no face shot means I fuck off on to the next one. Same as the ones who only show feet or some other body part. I like to look at the mantelpiece when I poke the fire. I don't want to guess.
B/ What does she offer. Is what I want on the list. Any extras off I fuck on to the next one. It should all be included
C/Is the price right under £100 game on over off I go
D/Telephone number if it'd there and A,B & C are good "Hello" if not on to the next one. Why should I waste time emailing that may or may not get an answer. I want a fuck in the next hour or two
What I can't stand is all the bollocks they put in to try and entice you to pick them. It's all shit and I don't think guys are particularly interested. Worst still is the fuckin' text pictures or lines of emoticons What the Fuck is that all about?
Anyone else feel the same?