Author Topic: Elina Barberg  (Read 3838 times)


3 review(s) for Elina Barberg (2 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by ]

Autopunter

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Elina Barberg is a WG I have had the pleasure of meeting several times since August  :angelgirl:, but this will be a report of my first meeting with her for a while, since about two months in fact.

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But she already has a good few AW reports knocking about (almost fell off my chair when a WG I'd actually been with came up in a search result: a good sign about this place), so if I mess this up just search function the name. Also, a warning, because as I think as one of the previous punters says in his 2014 review, this is not one for you gents after a fit young filly. If you like your women in the 20-25 range stop reading, because this won't be of much use to you.

Elina has become one of my semi-occasional punts, for when I am horny, south of the river and in the mood for something a little different to your 30 minute bog standard suck & fuck. That was very much the case last weekend, when I had tried a new British WG and been given the runaround (informed enroute she had 'baby daddy drama', whatever that means). As so often in these situations I then scanned my phone to see who else there was and came across Elina's number. One quick call later and I was on my way to see her for an early evening hour's booking. Her place is about ten minutes walk (really, not an AW ten minutes) from Pimlico station. It's a nice discreet apartment block in Westminster City, and you can go in and get straight into the elevators without looking like a berk.

Now, Elina is the woman in her AW pictures, only plus. She's about a size fourteen, but as she's a tallish woman in high heels she gets away with it in my book: YMYOV. At her mid-forties she is no spring chicken, but I'll take 40s and a good attitude over a 20something starfish anyday. Elina has a good memory of her punters and started chatting with me as soon as I crossed the door. It's an easy transition to door, shower, naked in bedroom at her place. The apartment itself is plushy, spacious and always has candles, incense and music playing. Pretty classy for a £100 an hour punt.

As she had on my previous summer bookings, Elina brought me a glass of refreshments, whipped off my towel, and gave me the highly erotic experience of staring out of her window, sipping my drink as she expertly blew me on her heels. We then retired to the bed itself, where I indulged my childish love of motorboarding her large round breasts.  :yahoo:

I enjoy undressing a woman and Elina keeps herself busy while you do so. I get the feeling she is used to leading in her sessions, but she always took my requests politely and set to with a will. I enjoyed a fine neck-to-crotch tongue-bath and blow job, followed by a sixty-nine. I then opted to finish in missionary, with Elina's faux orgasmic noises bringing me off nicely. Altogether the fine mixture of GFE and PSE that I like about Elina. She is just crude enough to appeal to my punter's instincts and tactile enough that I enjoy it.

We followed it up with a massage (a strong point of hers!) and a catch up, during which I was admonished to come round more often. I asked why, which I think she may have taken as a challenge, because soon I was getting stroked in lots of sensitive places. Sure enough I was soon on my back recieving a sloppy bj/hj with lots of saliva and anal play. Unlike a lot of WGs Elina can actually put a finger up your arse without it seeming like a bad interrogation movie, so I ended up finishing round two with a slightly unusal CIM.

All in all a pleasant hour was had, with another drink and second shower to wash away the massage oil. Elina knows how to please a man and that was what I was in the mood for after my earlier disappointment with Flighty UK WG. I would recommend Elina for her place, her attitude and the reliability of her performance. Don't go if you are collecting memories of svelt models however, but do go if you want an experience that leaves you walking away feeling refreshed and content with the world.



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Elina has become one of my semi-occasional punts, for when I am horny, south of the river . . .

 . . . One quick call later and I was on my way to . . . Pimlico station.

Don't mean to be pedantic, but isn't Pimlico north of the river?
« Last Edit: January 24, 2015, 12:42:12 am by Dave2014 »

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Don't mean to be pedantic, but isn't Pimlico north of the river?

The op didn't claim it was South of the river. The clue is in the personal pronoun 'I'.  :rolleyes:

Offline shagbambi

Thanks for the review.  Seems cheaper than other reviewers have paid in the past.  Was this negotiated or her new rates?

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The op didn't claim it was South of the river. The clue is in the personal pronoun 'I'.  :rolleyes:

Oh here we go - the little man with a big keyboard - desperately trying to prove his credentials. I earn my living scrutinising the meaning of words; the last person I would accept unsolicited 'advice' from is a wannabe pseudo-Mills and Boon hack like you.

Actually, the 'clue' is in the use of commas and the poor attempt at constructing a coherent sub clause. If you care to re-read the passage, instead of looking at the internal walls of your own back passage (as that is where your head clearly is) you would see that, but reason and objective comprehension are, as we all know, clearly beyond people like you.
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Punitco is right, my mistake. Pimilico is north of the river, I was south of it (near Brixton) when I made the call. My bad y'all.

The answer to OP's question about Elina's rate is simple. I put a reverse bid up on AW in August, a got a discount which is a bit cheaper than her usual price, so I ran with it. You can try negoiating with her if you like, but good luck  :D

I think she charges £200 for a 90 minute meeting, so £150 as a standard rate?


Offline Outcallguy

Glad you had a good punt with her.

Makes me wonder why she was so off with me...

She really needs to update her profile pics though, so she isn't bait and switching every guy she meets

Dave2014

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Punitco is right, my mistake. Pimilico is north of the river, I was south of it (near Brixton) when I made the call. My bad y'all.

Thanks Autopunter - please don't take my pedantry as a criticism, I just wanted to be sure I understood the context of your post. I am glad I did. And thank you for putting that cretin West8 back under his stone.

West8 - now my reading of the OP's words has been vindicated by the OP himself, and your pitiful little squeaking and 'clues' have been shown to be the unwelcome dose of white noise that characterise all of your ludicrous posts, let me give you a 'clue' about how to conduct yourself in the future to be a better person:

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The apartment itself is plushy, spacious and always has candles, incense and music playing. Pretty classy for a £100 an hour punt.

Excuse me being pedantic regarding price but in the review you say 100 per an hour which changed to 200 for 90mins when I asked you to confirm price.  A typo in your review?

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Thanks Autopunter - please don't take my pedantry as a criticism, I just wanted to be sure I understood the context of your post. I am glad I did. And thank you for putting that cretin West8 back under his stone.

West8 - now my reading of the OP's words has been vindicated by the OP himself, and your pitiful little squeaking and 'clues' have been shown to be the unwelcome dose of white noise that characterise all of your ludicrous posts, let me give you a 'clue' about how to conduct yourself in the future to be a better person:

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Puntico, I'm delighted I appear to have made you ejaculate with puerile excitement all over your keyboard.

For that, you are most welcome. :hi:

Dave2014

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Puntico, I'm delighted I appear to have made you ejaculate with puerile excitement all over your keyboard.

For that, you are most welcome. :hi:

BAHAHAHAHAHA!! Errr . . . . I think not. YOU can take no credit for it whatsoever, but nice try.

What I actually found quite satisfying was witnessing your derisory attempt at intelligence (coloured with pomposity) completely fail with the result that I have quite easily been able to make you look like a complete fool in front of a community which already knows you to be exactly that.

Here's a tip for you: STOP TRYING TO PLAY WITH THE BIG BOYS.

I'll step away from the keyboard now, as the huge amount of BURN you have just suffered on this thread in attempting to challenge me is in danger of blistering my eyes . . .

BAHAHAHAHHA!!


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Not at all, as I said when I first booked her I was offering a reverse booking for £100. That was less than her usual prices- I asked her once how much an hour and half would be because I like longer bookings and she quoted me £190! Too rich for my blood. I think her regular price for one hour is £150 or there abouts. But since she has hidden her prices it is hard to be sure (a bad move imo). Anyway, I have booked her three times and not had a bad experience, so I can only go by personal experience here.

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Glad you had a good punt with her.

Makes me wonder why she was so off with me...

She really needs to update her profile pics though, so she isn't bait and switching every guy she meets

Agreed, she has gotten quite a bit heftier since those pictures where taken :p . Something I am always careful to mention is how up to date a girls pictures are. I hate it when I turn up and its someone else for example, even if the other girl is hot. About the other thing the only thing I can think of is personal chemistry? I have gone to girls who have glowing reviews and its just been a bit meh myself.

Offline shagbambi

Thanks for answering my question Autopunter. Appreciated.

Offline Jimmyredcab

All I can see is a fat old lady, shit photos and no rates displayed.     :unknown: :unknown: :unknown: :unknown:

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All I can see is a fat old lady, shit photos and no rates displayed.     :unknown: :unknown: :unknown: :unknown:

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Her rates are variable I think.

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Offline Outcallguy

She's updated her photos!
and yes she is a fat old lady.
if only she had these pics before I booked her

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No it is not, see: External Link/Members Only

Elina is in Pimlico, not Archway

Malene is with a number of agencies.She is a nice woman who gives a good service, though her flat is rather basic.